My straight roommate leaves his used condoms in the bathroom trash

[Teneo]

I told him that he needed to keep the kitchen clean and I would keep the bathroom clean. I keep finding then in the trash can.  I be started to clean the bathroom more frequently to try and score a fresh load. 

[FunCheerSlut]

Where is the "all of the above" option?

I would think it could become a fun hobby and you'd have a chance to try them each and indulge more in your favourites.

Honestly, I prefer scoring the load direct deposit style...so maybe it also depends on the roommate.

[PigBoyDallas]

That is hot. I’d jam it up my ass with the cum still in it…huge kink for me. I’ve done that with used condoms I find out on the trail on my morning run. Look around to make sure no one’s looking then force it up my ass with my fingers. Gets me so hot that I’m taking some random dude’s spent load.

[Pigforcum]

Empty them into your lube container