Davidc Posted October 9, 2022 Report Posted October 9, 2022 This caught my eye the other day “Not a looker , Fucks like a hooker” any one got one they use op, or have seen ? 1
cockfun69 Posted October 9, 2022 Report Posted October 9, 2022 Old enough to know what I'm doing, but young enough not to care 1
AirmaxUK Posted October 9, 2022 Report Posted October 9, 2022 I've always liked and used "Your attitude is more important than your age, abs or inches" On the negative side when people are off their heads and write complete nonsense - probably sometimes with the aid of Apple Autocorrect or a dictation function - it can be funny... Spotted last night on NKP: " I lay in the slang Ma the rim CB high so I take fluid out of the baseballs I checked your turds and fish from above and the grunting and snorting bee bread beautiful evil black leather Cox Steven Cox the show" (Apologies in advance if this is some sort of code that I don't understand) 1 3
SpectreAgent Posted October 9, 2022 Report Posted October 9, 2022 “Used to turn heads. Still not turning stomachs.” 1 1
SpectreAgent Posted October 9, 2022 Report Posted October 9, 2022 2 hours ago, AirmaxAndy said: I've always liked and used "Your attitude is more important than your age, abs or inches" On the negative side when people are off their heads and write complete nonsense - probably sometimes with the aid of Apple Autocorrect or a dictation function - it can be funny... Spotted last night on NKP: " I lay in the slang Ma the rim CB high so I take fluid out of the baseballs I checked your turds and fish from above and the grunting and snorting bee bread beautiful evil black leather Cox Steven Cox the show" (Apologies in advance if this is some sort of code that I don't understand) Sorry for sending you that second one, Andy… 1
Guest Posted October 9, 2022 Report Posted October 9, 2022 it's always helpful when they say 'straight acting' it means i can cross them off my list without spending lots of time on them
phukhole Posted October 10, 2022 Report Posted October 10, 2022 "not a model. not a troll", 'here to lead you to temptation, what you do there is up to you", "might not be your wildest fantasy, but you'll be spent like a wet dream", There've beena lot that have made me chuckle, but, of course, I can't think of them now! 1
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