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I've always liked and used "Your attitude is more important than your age, abs or inches"

On the negative side when people are off their heads and write complete nonsense - probably sometimes with the aid of Apple Autocorrect or a dictation function - it can be funny... Spotted last night on NKP: " I lay in the slang Ma the rim CB high so I take fluid out of the baseballs I checked your turds and fish from above and the grunting and snorting bee bread beautiful evil black leather Cox Steven Cox the show" (Apologies in advance if this is some sort of code that I don't understand) 

 

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2 hours ago, AirmaxAndy said:

I've always liked and used "Your attitude is more important than your age, abs or inches"

On the negative side when people are off their heads and write complete nonsense - probably sometimes with the aid of Apple Autocorrect or a dictation function - it can be funny... Spotted last night on NKP: " I lay in the slang Ma the rim CB high so I take fluid out of the baseballs I checked your turds and fish from above and the grunting and snorting bee bread beautiful evil black leather Cox Steven Cox the show" (Apologies in advance if this is some sort of code that I don't understand) 

 

Sorry for sending you that second one, Andy…

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"not a model. not a troll", 'here to lead you to temptation, what you do there is up to you", "might not be your wildest fantasy, but you'll be spent like a wet dream", 

There've beena  lot that have made me chuckle, but, of course, I can't think of them now! 

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