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Do any of you know of a hotel to recommend that has the right showers so one can Douche before a night out? 

I dont need to be a cumdump at the hotel , as im hoping to do that at SBN or the Vault.

Any recommendations of places youve guys have stayed at would be great . 

 

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On 7/4/2024 at 8:07 PM, Subluke7 said:

Go to any cruising bar or sauna in Barcelona and you can see how it works. Deutsch Eiche in Munich also has one.

@Subluke7 Let us know if you find any douche facilities in London or anywhere in UK for that matter. 

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On 10/3/2024 at 5:12 PM, PollaDeMiel said:

@Subluke7 Let us know if you find any douche facilities in London or anywhere in UK for that matter. 

None that I know and I have been to most of saunas and cruising bars in London and greater London. Even SweatBox mentioned on this thread does not have it 😞

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We (the British) seem unable to do plumbing in general, so it’s not surprising to discover that we have a complete blind spot when it comes to douching facilities. Sweatbox certainly did have at least one douching cubicle, but it quite possible they removed it, as no-one in this country seems to understand how they work, and it was often very messy. Northwich sauna in Cheshire has recently installed two such cubicles, but again, whoever actually did the work seems to have had no idea what they were doing, and has used a shower drain instead of a toilet one- news flash: turds don’t flush down shower drains very easily, and who wants to spend time poking shit with a stick to break it up into small pieces so that it will finally disappear down the plug hole?

I can’t see things changing anytime soon. When I asked one club owner about it, I was told that they couldn’t install douching facilities because then they wouldn’t get insurance- wtf?? Are they worried that someone is going to injure themselves? Your guess is as good as mine…

Anyway, I’ve learnt to be pretty adept at using my handy bulb douche, and now take it with me everywhere. In clubs, I just tuck it into my socks so that it’s always there if I need a quick ‘refresh’. It works pretty well, though I have to say it’s always a treat to go to clubs and saunas in mainland Europe where proper douching facilities are standard.

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1 hour ago, Spunkinmyarse said:

We (the British) seem unable to do plumbing in general, so it’s not surprising to discover that we have a complete blind spot when it comes to douching facilities. Sweatbox certainly did have at least one douching cubicle, but it quite possible they removed it, as no-one in this country seems to understand how they work, and it was often very messy. Northwich sauna in Cheshire has recently installed two such cubicles, but again, whoever actually did the work seems to have had no idea what they were doing, and has used a shower drain instead of a toilet one- news flash: turds don’t flush down shower drains very easily, and who wants to spend time poking shit with a stick to break it up into small pieces so that it will finally disappear down the plug hole?

I can’t see things changing anytime soon. When I asked one club owner about it, I was told that they couldn’t install douching facilities because then they wouldn’t get insurance- wtf?? Are they worried that someone is going to injure themselves? Your guess is as good as mine…

Anyway, I’ve learnt to be pretty adept at using my handy bulb douche, and now take it with me everywhere. In clubs, I just tuck it into my socks so that it’s always there if I need a quick ‘refresh’. It works pretty well, though I have to say it’s always a treat to go to clubs and saunas in mainland Europe where proper douching facilities are standard.

I take my bulb to the gym as well. Always better to travel in hope, as they say…

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On 10/9/2024 at 2:27 PM, Spunkinmyarse said:

I can’t see things changing anytime soon. When I asked one club owner about it, I was told that they couldn’t install douching facilities because then they wouldn’t get insurance- wtf?? Are they worried that someone is going to injure themselves?

Judging by his hairdo, I think Boris J tried to use one and said: Never on the British Isle! Heresy what the Europeans are bringing here! And then I imagine Boris and Nigel F having a conversation about Brexit: "We must stop this madness. First, they brought the hot and cold water mixer to our shores, now they want to bring this - a douche! We need to protect our borders. What's next? A light switch IN the bathroom? or, gasp, a power socket??? "

 

17 hours ago, Subluke7 said:

I did my homework: went to Sweatbox and it has 2 cubicles for douche. 

@Spunkinmyarse The anal douche revolution is coming to English sex clubs!!! Unless the Daily Express brands them as 'Enemy of the People!" LOL 

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I believe that in the UK connecting anything like a douche to the water supply is against the water regulations. This is because if the water supply fails, then water could be drawn from the douche into the water supply contaminating it. For similar reasons a shower head on a hose shouldn't be able to reach the bath because in a fault condition bathwater could be drawn back into it causing contamination.  Standard non-return valves are only for up to category 3 use and a douche (or ablutionary shower) is category 5 due to the nature of contamination.  Of course, in many private households this may not be the case, as householder will make changes unaware of the regulations, but with businesses that deal with the public  - their insurers are all over this stuff to limit liability. 

[think before following links] https://www.waterregsuk.co.uk/news/newsletter/categories/installer_news/dont_be_a_douche_about_hand_showers/

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On 10/1/2024 at 6:57 PM, Alex90 said:

Every premier inn Ive been to has the shower attachments for standard douches. 

This helps! I’ve tried travelodge a few times but it doesn’t have them anymore. 😞 

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