What is the Strangest Thing that has Happened to You at a Hook-Up

[wood]

I guess more of a hook up situation, 

but messaged a guy in an app, he was fully down to play but was working. I was visiting and couldn’t host. I suggested his office bathroom.. “can’t I’m a ups driver” 

me, “okay back of your truck?” 
 

him, meet me here. 
 

 

[HVLpoz88]

In my mid-20s, traipsed to the other side of the country to hook up with a cute older cub bottom - it was going to be an ‘open door’ event over a Friday/Saturday.

I rocked up and he didn’t answer the door for ages, and when he did it was clear he was glassy eyed and very ‘chilled’ out. He just left me in the hallway… 

Being British, I needed a cup of tea after my long journey and whilst alone in the kitchen, the door bell rang again. I answered it as the host ignored it, and found quite a nice preppy looking late 20s guy, invited him in. We joked about the ‘open door’ being shut.

Preppy guy and I had tea in the kitchen, whilst the cub was oblivious to our presence, and ended up talking about self-assessment tax returns. 

After a while, we both thought we should check in on the cub and he was totally baked in his sitting room by this point, eyes glued to his laptop and phone scrolling various sites and apps. He didn’t make much sense when we tried to engage him in conversation. 

Preppy guy and I decided to bail out as it was clear the cub was too distracted… we ended up going for a very convivial dinner, and I fucked a few loads up Preppy that night! 

[jd13]

Sauna fuck about eight years ago. Hot guy but he was fairly high. Don't normally do H&H guys but I couldn't resist, and his cock was ramrod hard. Just wanted it in me, and his body against mine.

He rolled me onto my front as soon as he got into the cubicle, face down ass up, and he got inside me purposefully like a man on a mission. Rode my ass hard for a good long time, fucking me with some hot skills to get me on the ecstatic side of things.

After about 20 minutes, it dawned on me that he was humming some tune during the sex, and murmuring a few words as if singing very quietly to himself. As I say, he was pretty high. Anyway, I found myself trying to identify the song... it was familiar somehow, and he was fucking me in time to the imagined rhythm of the song. It was a kind of sharp, staccato rhythm which felt good inside.

Soon dawned on me that he was picking up the pace, and that he was going to cum not long from now, so I started doing my usual thing of pushing back on his cock to encourage his cumshot. He responded by starting to sing louder. Still couldn't identify what it was. Kinda bugged me a bit but lost myself in the ecstasy of it again.

Then suddenly he grabbed me by the hair, pulled my head up, tried to kiss me, and, in rhythm to his fucking and (presumably) to the song in his head sang quite loudly:  "Gonna fuck ya like its nine-teen-ninety-nine!"  I started to laugh as I'd finally id'd the song, and pushed back harder, trying to find the rhythm for him. About twenty seconds later he shot a big load inside me.

"1999" by Prince. Suddenly the whole rhythm of the fuck made sense, the music in his head, the murmured words, everything. When i think back to that fuck I hear that song in my head now too, like it was playing out loud. ("two-thousand-zero-zero. just. cum-in-me. right. now." was what I shoulda sang back to him! 😉 )

That was a good night.