TheBreeder Posted October 27, 2011 Report Share Posted October 27, 2011 To see Breeder's original blog post click here Text messages from the landscaper I've received in the past week. Tuesday HIM: what r u wearing toddy ME: Toddy? Who the fuck is Toddy? HIM: today lol ME: Jeans. A dress shirt. Boots. HIM: you dress really well ME: I never notice what I put on. (Note: That's a whopper.) Wednesday HIM: so what are you wearing today ME: Who are you, Michael Kors or something? HIM: what? ME: You're always asking me what I'm wearing. HIM: because I like thinking about you taking it off HIM: does it turn you on knowing that a straight man cant get his mind off you HIM: ?? ME: Guys don't really do anything for me. (Note: Another whopper.) HIM: me neither HIM: except you 4 some reason Thursday HIM: promise not 2 ask what youre wearing HIM: but i bet it looks good HIM: no answer huh HIM: so does that mean youve got nothing on? lol Friday HIM: sorry if i bugged u yesterday ME: I had stuff to do in the city. HIM: how many times did u fuck ur woman this week ME: Is that really your business, dude? HIM: i like thinking about where ur dicks been HIM: i like thinking about ur dick HIM: is that queer? ME: That's pretty much what queer is. Saturday HIM: so have u ever let a guy suck you off ME: Are you a cocksucker?? HIM: no no no HIM: never done it HIM: like never, 4 real HIM: yours makes me want to HIM: hope that doesn't sound sick ME: Guys don't turn me on the same way that chicks do. HIM: no i totally get that dude HIM: kinda guess thats one of the things that makes me want it with u HIM: just a suggestion Sunday HIM: did u think about it? HIM: i'll give u extra HIM: it doesnt make us gay if we do it for $$ ME: That's what you think, huh? HIM: it doesnt HIM: really Monday HIM: $100 HIM: extra HIM: all u gotta do is kick back and let me ME: What if I don't get hard for a guy that way? HIM: so u r interested then HIM: i got x videos on dvd and a portable player HIM: i even got some of me and the wife, think that could turn u on ME: I don't know. HIM: i like that u only do it for $$ HIM: more manly Tuesday HIM: did u think about it? HIM: its just one dude helpin another out HIM: and giving him a lil gas money lol ME: I don't know. HIM: sounds gay but i gotta taste that dick HIM: all u gotta type is ok and i will be the happiest dude HIM: if not i promise 2 leave u alone ME (several hours later): Ok. HIM: yippee! Wednesday HIM: wait yesterday when u said ok did u mean ok i can suck u or ok i should leave u alone? HIM: im a confused dude! More... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hotload84 Posted October 27, 2011 Report Share Posted October 27, 2011 You have more patience than I, TheBreeder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBreeder Posted October 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2011 He loves the chase. It doesn't hurt me to give it to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear4Breeding Posted October 27, 2011 Report Share Posted October 27, 2011 I agree with Hotload84. I'd have been over it on Wednesday. I give you credit TheBreeder. You like toying with your prey don't ya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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