I deserved a night out to myself.
It's been a long time since I went away, even for a night.
Since I became single again, I've really haven't gotten out to mingle.
All I did was go to work and go home.
Nobody at my job knows I'm gay.
It kind of sucks because for once, I would like to be myself...

Anyway,
I decided I just wanted to go away for the night, get a motel and have some time alone and get nasty..
My plan was to Shave my body, Take a nice bath in baby oil to relax, 
Relax in the Hot Tub with a Black dildo in my ass.
Then hop up on the bed and see how much I can relax my hole.
I wanted to try and stretch my Ass Hole as much as I can and turn my asshole
into a Pussy and get both Black dildos in at the same time.
I packed everything I needed and would be using while in the motel.
I left early and just drove for about an hour, Saw a rundown motel and pulled in.

I kind of like this motel for a couple of reasons.
#1, The door to the rooms have doors on the outside. 
Just park your car and the door is right there. No need to walk past the front desk.
#2. It had a Jacuzzi.
#3. It had a rundown nasty feeling to the motel. 
The kind of motel a cheap prostitute would go too. 
The kind of motel that you don't feel guilty getting nasty and freaky in.

Anyway,
I checked into the room and parked my car close to the door. I brought all my stuff inside.
I wanted to get everything all ready for myself.
On the table near the bed I put down a towel I had. I put one of my Black dildos on the table with a bottle of wet platinum Lube and a new bottle of Poppers. 
On the bed I laid out a couple of towels.
I bought some stuff called J-LUBE on some porn videos. 
I have seen and it seems like it gets slimy and sticky.
I wanted the room to feel and look nasty, But don't want to bring anything nasty with me.
""What's in the room stays in the room"" 

Everything was set up for me to relax and play with myself.
All I had to do is fill up the Jacuzzi, But figured I would do that after.
I then brought the rest of my stuff to the bathroom.
It was time to get ready.
First thing I did was get Naked and on my knees. 
I grabbed a bottle of Fleet Enema and inserted the whole bottle in my Ass Hole.
I stayed on my knees for as long as I could With the Enema doing it's thing, 
I could feel my stomach getting bigger and the pressure got the best of me 
And had to sit on the toilet and release the pressure. 
I then decided to shave my face Nice and Smooth I took my time and shaved twice to get as smooth as I could.
I jumped in the shower with a couple of Razors and Shaving Cream.
I wanted my body Shaved from the neck down. The only hair I wanted on my body was on my head...
I started with my legs, then chest and underarm. and arms. 
I did my Pubes and Asshole last.  I was nice and Smooth now.  I put some baby powder all over my body.
It was time to have a drink. I made myself a Absolute Vodka.
I also Had some beer in case I decide to have one later.
I grabbed another bottle of Fleet Enema and filled my Ass Hole up again.
I decided while I am drinking my Vodka , I can be cleaning my Ass Hole out.
I stayed relaxed so I would be able to finish my drink before I had too much pressure on my stomach 
My stomach was sticking out like I was pregnant. 
I finished my drink and decided to have another one while taking a bath.
And made another drink and went into the bathroom.
I sat comfortably on the toilet to open my bowels. I then started to fill up the tub with nice warm water.
While the tub was filling up, I took out my upper denture and brush my mouth out good.
I decided to leave my denture out.
I brought with me my own caress body soap.  I used a lot because it smells so good.
After relaxing for about 20 minutes, I added baby oil to the water.
I rubbed the oil all over my body including my Ass Hole.
I grabbed my second Black Dildo and poured baby oil all over it and slowly pressed it against my Hole.
This Dildo is Black and slightly larger than the one by the bed.
I slowly got the Dildo all the way in my hole and left it in.
I kind of sat on it so it would go Deeper and also stay in while I relaxed and drank my Vodka.  
I knew that if I wanted to take both my toys in my Hole, I would have to be as loose and open as I could.
I didn't Fuck myself in the tub. I was going to do that later on the bed. 
I just wanted to let my hole relax as its being opened up because of the Black Dildo.
About 15 minutes pass and I forgot all about the Black Dildo in my Hole.

My drink was finished and as I stood up, the Black Dildo slid out.
I knew my Hole wasn't open enough yet. I dried off and went into the other room.
I grabbed the bottle of wet platinum Lube and poured some onto my hand and slowly worked it in my hole.
I was going to put on a latex exam glove but wanted to save them for later when I start using the J-LUBE.
I grabbed my large Butt plug and rubbed Wet platinum Lube all over it.
I took my time trying to get it in my Ass. If I go too fast it either hurts too much or I Cum right away. 
I have to take my time to work it in. I have to let my Ass hole get used to it.
I finally get it in and slowly walked around some. I wanted to get the Jacuzzi ready.

On the edge of the Jacuzzi I had the 2 Black dildos, 
The wet platinum Lube and the video head cleaner.
I got the water nice and hot but realized the water was too hot to get in.
I decided while the water cools off, I will run over to dunking donuts.

I removed the Butt Plug. I washed the Butt Plug off really good and left it in the sink in case 
I want to put it back in my Hole later. I got dressed and went to get my donuts.
I sat in my car and eat the donuts While thinking about what I'm going to do to myself soon. 
I looked at my clock and saw it was almost 5pm.
It was time for me to head back to my hotel room and turn my Hole into a Pussy.

I am really hoping I will be able to open my Ass Hole enough to get both Black Dildos in at the same time.
I went into my room and realized I didn't have my weed.
I went to my car and looked in trunk but couldn't find it. 
Might be a good thing though, Weed does a couple of things to me.
If I smoke a little I'm fine. If I smoke too much, I get kind of too relaxed and very quite but will go with the flow.
"I guess if anybody wants to shut me up, just get me high" 
Anyway, I couldn't find the weed and went back into my room. 
As I was opening the door I saw a young Black Guy standing there Checking me out.
I went into the bathroom and took out my upper denture and put them in a drawer,
I started making another drink when there was someone knocking on my door.
I slowly opened the door when this Young Black Guy was standing there. 
Anyway, This Black Guy pushes past me and says "Yo man, I just need a place to hang out and smoke a little weed?!"
The way He said it felt to me like He was asking me if He can hang out and smoke 
but also felt like He was Forcing me to let him, But he wasn't Forcing me. Except by His Dominant voice.
He seemed to be kind of Hot in a way....
Anyway, He pushes past me and stops!!
The door shuts and He looks around and says "what the Fuck is this Shit?"
He looks at the Black Dildos next to the Jacuzzi and asks "Yo man, you planning on using those?" 
I didn't know what to say and so He speaks up again and says
"And what the Fuck is that shit next to the blue latex gloves!!"
I can see He is pointing to the bottle of J-LUBE..
He looks at me and says "Holy fuck!  You looking to get Fisted ??"
I was now scared and told him NO to the Fisting.
I told him I was just going to chill and get a little freaky with myself.
He laughed and said "cool, let me hang out and watch and maybe I can give you a hand!!" 
He stripped off His clothes and said "Get me a beer faggot!" as He stepped into the Jacuzzi.... 
I don't know why but I didn't argue with Him.  I got Him a beer and handed it to Him. 
He took the beer from me and said, "My name is Jamarico    But you call me Master !