My first piece of ass got off to a slow start mainly because the piece of ass in question had been fucked all his adult life. I had met him through a gay info line one fine year when I had taken off my second semester of college to look for a job.

After a few phone conversations he invited me to his trailer. I called David that Saturday morning, rode my bike into town, stashed it in my grandmother's neighbor's back yard, caught the city bus downtown and transferred to the bus going by the trailer park. I found David's trailer. He was standing at the door.

We shot the shit for half an hour before finally stripping in his bedroom. He sucked my cock. It was much better than any broad sucked it. I was hard and needed to try his ass. He handed me some grease and told me how to lube my shaft. He laid on his stomach and I smeared some on his hole, mounted him, lined-up my shot and entered him, sliding right in. He said to enter assholes slowly especially if the hole was virgin or near virgin. I then fucked him. The problem was that his three decades of getting fucked by all sizes rendered him as loose as the average vagina. It would have been a nice hole for an intact dick but my cut(actually 'butchered') one needed adequate friction to get off. One guy I later fucked said David's ass was like fucking air.

I tried fucking other holes including mouths. One guy had me jack my dick until I was just ready to cum, then stick it in the hole and fuck hard and fast to get my rocks off. That was successful and I finally was able to cum inside someone. I used that method for about a year before one fine morning I was able to enter a hole, fuck him and cum. I felt triumphant being able to fuck and cum without having to jack my dick first.

The problem with that forty-ish bleached-blond mama's-boy of a hole was that just as soon as I'd withdrawn my spent dick he started whining that I was only interested in his body. He didnt have the respect to care that he was my first successful piece of ass without having to jack my dick first. He never did rim nor finish a fuck by sucking my dick clean but at least that rendered him relatively safe to kiss on the lips.

I went on to fuck a total of about a hundred bottoms and versatiles ranging from nineteen to an old auntie type suck queen in his/her eighties, most in both holes and most several times as well as getting a couple of the guys who were man enough to bite their nails to the nubs to jack me off.

I had two long term lovers including my current one of three decades. The first of the two was a tall skinny fella a quarter-century older than me who had admitted to dragging on stage in Texas as "Long Tall Sally". He fell in love with me when I fucked his ass but every time I fucked him I had to take a shower to wash his damn shit off my dick. He never offered to suck my dick clean nor rim me but then again that made it safer to kiss on the lips. He tried giving me head with his dentures in but never took them out to blow me. I fucked his ass several times a week which he loved.

Two and a half years later we broke up and I moved in with my current piece. Our sex was a mixture of oral and anal. I usually held his head and fucked his mouth the way we men fuck any other cunts. Only three cocksuckers were able to fellate me off without my having to fuck their mouths and one used his hands as well as his mouth. Our anal sex tapered off after my mid forties because his ass got somehow fucked-up and I had erectile problems so most of our sex became oral but fucking his mouth made it like fucking ass(which seems appropriate because he can be a real asshole some times). The problem is that the past few years he cant take getting fucked in his mouth for more than a paltry five minutes even though I hold his head in place while I need a good twenty minutes of fucking to get my rocks off.

Fortunately my nailbitten hand is a great substitute.

I've never cheated on him save for a couple of jackoff buddies a couple of decades ago.

I have never used a condom except to fuck most of the broads I fucked.