PissGuzzlerLA

Update on collected anonymous cum loads for second feeding. Sir has one condom completely filled to the top and is about to start a second one. I'm trying to get over there in the next week or two so he can film me swallowing every single drop of that thick, delicious jizz.
 

I've asked if I can have another bowl of cereal served with his rank morning piss instead of milk just like last time also. He spoiled me with that and now cereal just doesn't taste right with milk anymore. More updates to come.

The attached pic shows me the current filled condom (he affectionately calls it my breakfast in a bag) frozen for freshness. On the day I'm scheduled to get my stomach coated in all that cum he'll get it out and bring the temp up so it's warm and tasty for maximum enjoyment.

If someone cums on my face, unless he scrapes it off with his cock and feeds it to me, or he instructs me to scoop it into my mouth, it's staying right where he left it!  And like several of you other pigs, I have no problem parading around in public with his load plastered all over my face, in my hair and goatee, and on my clothes.

On 12/19/2022 at 6:12 AM, tighthole64 said:

Personally I like a combination of on face and in mouth, especially if the guy shoots huge loads.  Just seeing the cum burst from his cock is a turn on for me.  

Sadly it seems in my experiences most guys are not huge shooters.  I've had guys cum in my mouth, and wondered if they actually came, or were just faking an orgasim.

Not everyone can be a big shooter. I don't take it personally if a man doesn't give me a big load/ It's more important that he is satisfied. I can also tell you from personal experience that some medications can minimize or eliminate the amount of cum produced. I'm on a medication for enlarged prostate and it has done a number on me. I still FEEL an orgasm, but there's no pressure behind it (so instead of shooting out in spurts, it just oozes out usually) and about half the time, nothing at all comes out. It would be more frustrating if I were a Top, but I'm not, so it doesn't matter much.

Also neg here and no drugs with one exception. No 420, no poppers, only occasional alcohol. This site is full of all persuasions, those neg and intending to stay that way to bug chasers (some fantasy, and some I can only assume sincere). I have no problem respecting all these views as long as I'm respected for my decisions. The only exception is men who willfully make someone pos without consent, e.g. stealthing, lying about pos status and barebacking with the intention of making someone pos without their knowlege, that sort of thing. I get the fantasy side of it, but it should never be acted on.

On 3/20/2023 at 8:54 AM, LBsubpig said:

I play pickleball at that park and there are no gloryholes.  

Damn, I guess they got removed during that construction then. Thanks for letting me know!

1 hour ago, ErosWired said:

‘Suck my dick’ seems more polite because it isn’t ‘Suck my dick, faggot’.

Less demanding is: ‘You look like you could use a throatfucking.’

LOL - I love it! A fair point and one I'll gladly embrace. I personally love hearing either one.

50 minutes ago, evilqueerpig said:

Not to disparage you, but the funnel gag defeats the joy of drinking from the tap.

That depends on what part of the experience you value. Do you only enjoy swallowing their piss if their cock is in your mouth but not if they give it to you via a piss gag, or in a pint glass at the bars, etc? If you put that condition on it, one might also argue that you're not a true piss pig and that a true piss pig values their piss no matter how it's delivered. Why can't it be both ways? To me, that's a true piss pig, If a top wants me to drink it from his tap, I'm all for it. If they also want me to drink their piss, and their buddies' piss at the bars from a pint glass, pitcher or from the urinal, I'll gladly do that too. I wouldn't be so quick to question how any one person should embrace their talents.  😉

On 3/9/2023 at 11:38 AM, evilqueerpig said:

I see no reason to lie, I'm a total PISSPIG, 50/50 vers.  To be clear I'm a rare breed of PISSPIG, prefer it potent and no aversion to the 1st piss of the morn.

I'm almost completely bottom, partly because I'm greedy for piss, and partly because I'm generally piss shy. I also love it strong and golden, and morning piss is always appreciated, and every drop swallowed.

12 hours ago, bbpissslut said:

A guy is either into piss or he is not. Personally I am addicted to piss fun in sex and will do anything with anyone as far as piss is concerned. I used to meet a guy, a day or so before we met, we used to each piss into a large plastic bottle. Then when we met to start things off, we poured our piss over each other. Then we rolled round in the pool of our combined piss, fucking bareback, whilst we pushed each others heads into the piss pool, making each other drink piss from the pool, then we snogged hard, pushing piss into each other's mouths with our tongues. I often drink my own piss, whilst watching porn or reading items on this site.

As with most things in life, it's not always that black and white. We all have fantasies of things we'd like to try, and hot as it sounds in our minds, reality doesn't always match that. I understand when It when a guy wants to try something and it doesn't work out. Sometimes they will decide it's not for them, some will like it ok and then start to really get into it more and more, and some will love it straight away. There should be no judgement on anyone for wanting to try something. Luckily I'm in the camp of those who loved it from the very first time.

On 9/29/2021 at 4:07 PM, Uncannysuboral said:

Hey do any of you know where I can buy or get some jars of cum would love to drink some huge load land have a cum cocktail 

I suggest finding a perverted top who is into that. Mine has given me a condom filled about 2/3 (roughly 25 loads) that he collected from himself and buddies of his and kept in his freezer until he was ready to have me over and feed it to me. He's been collecting another one or two condoms full for a second feeding, and has about finished filling the first one. The first time he had me over he just dumped from the condom (after letting it fully melt) directly in my mouth. I suggested I'd like to have a cum cocktail from one of the condoms for next time.

As for buying a jar of it, you might be able to find someone selling it online, but I'd rather get it from a trusted person I know, just to be safe - or as reasonably safe as possible. lol

I love all the varying opinions, from personal preferences, cultural differences, and even injecting a little science into the mix. I've always considered "suck my dick" to be what a straight man might normally say while a gay man would more likely say "suck my cock." Because suck my cock sounds more forceful and derogatory, "suck my cock" seems to be more common in both gay and straight porn. In other words, suck my dick seems more polite and less demanding, all things considered.

Personally speaking, whether you tell me to suck your cock or suck your dick, both will get the job done equally well. You want it sucked, I want to suck it, so job done. 😉  BTW, I especially go for the more direct commands like "suck it", "get on your knees", "do your fucking job", and "Swallow!"

On 10/24/2022 at 11:30 PM, ExtremeCumslut said:

I’ve always been curious about that place. 
 

My favorite cruising spot is Hartwell Park in Long Beach. Great taking loads out in the open between buildings and shipping containers

Several years ago there was a bathroom at Colorado Lagoon (at Appian Way & Colorado) that had a great glory hole. Then it got fenced off for construction at the park, then came COVID. Now that it's back open, do you happen to know if the glory hole survived? I'm always looking for "in-the-wild" public glory holes to cruise versus the predictable ones at bookstores. Always up for suitable alleys (especially daytime) to take a load of cum or piss.

Absolutely!  I'm a total sub, but if someone is a Dom and they sound like a purse is going to come flying out of their mouth, it's going to be a no for me. I'm well aware that a man can be very fem and Dom, but it's not a combination I can submit to. In a world where that attitude is increasingly considered intolerant, I think there's still plenty of room for those of us who value masculinity and a true manly ALPHA.

Like most others here, it depends on how you're counting (how many DIFFERENT cocks, or how many cocks including repeats).

Different cocks: easily between 100-200.

Cock suckings including repeats: Confident in saying it's probably between 2000-2500.

1 hour ago, BlindRawFucker1 said:

I think some guys are using the wrong terminology.  We like the taste and smell of the “semen”, not the sperm.

 

Most likely, we wouldn’t be able to taste the sperm if they were separated from the semen.

 

Cum smells great, unless I have a headache.  Then, it is nausiating.

 

It is interesting, how at some point or another, a large number of men and boys taste their own, or someone else’s cum.  It is almost a magnetic substance.

I think most of us use the two interchangeably because they're pretty much a package deal for our intents and purposes. Just like we use a shit ton of other words like cum, jizz, spooge, baby batter, dick milk, etc. We don't care as long as it's going in us or on us.

3 hours ago, hntnhole said:

Thanks PissGuzzlerLA, for that interesting response.  

I guess this is one of the aspects I enjoy most about BZ; guys have differing viewpoints, and we get to share them with our peers, read their responses, and there's everything to the better with that.  

Truer words never spoken. 🙂  Vocal men like you are always appreciated - and a big turn on!

On 2/15/2023 at 11:31 AM, hntnhole said:

Perhaps I would.  However, I read nothing in your response that addresses the actual question.  I'm glad you love Sperm to the point that you do what you describe, but I see not one word addressing the matter, which was "is the substance addictive or the behavior addictive".  

Never the less, thanks for your thoughts.  It's always a pleasure to explore different points of view.

I'm not sure what magical wording you need to see to convince you, because the very first sentence I said specifically mentioned addiction to the sperm. 😉 Beyond that, is it your opinion that it has to be one or the other, and we can't be addicted to both in varying degrees? In one scene we may lean more towards sperm addition and in another more towards the behavior that gets us that sperm. I'm standing firm that I am addicted to sperm and will usually do whatever is necessary to get it. You can call that addiction to the behavior, but I don't see it that way. Opinions are like assholes and I often have big opinions. lol

2 hours ago, hntnhole said:

Let's refine this a bit:

It's not the actual Sperm guys get addicted to, it's the sexual behavior - the craven sexual acts - the Lust - acting on that Lust - over and over and over again - that's addicting, and the reward for the wanton behavior is a mouth/Hole-full of Sperm.  

You'd be surprised to know how many of us really are addicted to the sperm, whether or not a sexual act or lust is involved. I for one LOVE the flavor, smell, and texture of cum. So much so that I always prefer swallowing it rather than taking it in my ass. And yes, it always comes down to what the Top wants - if they want it in my ass, it goes in my ass, no discussion.

Although its great knowing I worked hard sucking someone's cock and got his cum as a reward, I'll swallow cum in pretty much any circumstance. I've sucked it from used condoms I was given, used condoms I found on the ground, licked random cum off toilet seats and bathroom stall walls, and more. Yes, there is usually a thrill that comes from doing it, but that doesn't take away from the base fact that I just fucking love the cum itself. I don't think I'm alone there.

Sir is kind enough to send me weekly updates letting me know how many new loads have been added to the next collection of cum he's going to have me swallow. As always, any of you local men in LA wanting to add your own loads please message me here and I'll make it happen for you. Anyone who contributes a load will get a copy of the video he takes when he has me swallow it all. He'll put a cut version of it up online too. I'll share that when he lets me.

I've had a slow start this year. Just got back from taking my 4th load of the year. Two down the throat, two facials - and only one load of piss. Trying to improve those numbers but my free time and the free time of men actually willing to donate their loads aren't syncing up great so far. Fingers crossed.

Have sucked cock in quite a few public spaces like gay bars (in bathroom and on the patio), out in the open in parking lots, in parks, hiking trails, in cars. My favorite is when a local Dom has me drive him on errands around town - haven't done it in awhile, but have done this several times so far. He has me set aside a few hours on the day of. I pick him up and his cock comes out as soon as he gets in my car. While on errands (usually mid morning to early afternoon) I am expected to be sucking his cock while stopped at every red light, when parked for certain errands, etc. This happens in full traffic on main streets with cars all around us. My windows aren't tinted, and in the summer, the windows are all down, but regardless it's still expected every time.

I was somewhere between 10 and 12. Neighborhood boys would hang around in an old shed turned into a makeshift clubhouse of sorts. One of the older boys took me in the alley behind the shed and talked me into (well, didn't take much convincing) sucking his dick - he said we'd suck each other but he didn't pony up once I was done. I didn't mind. I knew by then I was destined to suck dick anyway. I also had messed around with another friend on sleepovers, mostly showing off, but it evolved into mutual cock sucking. Pretty much ended by high school and he stopped wanting to experiment with boys. Many of us stick with it for a lifetime.  Some of us turn into huge cock whores. 😉

4 hours ago, Caged said:

Car head can be fun, but I always feel rushed in that situation.  I like to be somewhere I can take my time to truly bring my feeder as much pleasure as possible. 

Agree totally, though there can be exceptions. For one, sometimes men on the DL don't have a better option. Then some men like just a quick release and then go about their day. Other men may like the thrill of a risky encounter like that (as an avid cocksucker, and exhibitionist I know I do). Basically, I'm happy to give car head to anyone who wants it, and then for men who like a long, slow blowjob and release, someplace more private (for their comfort, not mine) is better.

On 1/23/2023 at 11:01 AM, coastalbender said:

I've always enjoyed giving car head. I

I suck.

He cums,

I swallow.

I get out.

He drives away.

I  sometimes cream in my pants from the experience.

Right there with you! An Alpha I know here has me in his contact list for this purpose. Once in awhile he'll call me up and tell me to free up a few hours to drive him on errands. As soon as I pick him up and he closes the door his cock comes out ready for me. He expects me to suck his cock whenever we're stopped at a red light. He usually has several errands to do, so there's a lot of red lights and a lot of cock sucking. He'll usually tell me to take his cock all the way down my throat at some point along the way so he can dump his cum directly into my stomach. Even after he cums he has me keep sucking at every red light until errands are done. Thanks for reminding me how much I love this. He hasn't had me drive him for several months so I'm going to send him a message and let him know I'm eager to take him on errands as soon as possible.

On 12/26/2022 at 10:17 AM, YellowFever said:

I would agree. Watching some piss porn, I never quite got it why the recipient would just let it dribble down their cheek/neck/body. I know some people love to be pissed on, I get it. But if you're right there at the tap, it would be and IS pretty damn hot to just drink it down. Shame to waste it. I've seen a few videos of the bottom drinking and swallowing and not wasting a drop: those videos end up in my favourites. 😉

Totally with you! It really bothers me to see them just let it spill out of their mouths and waste it. Why do they even bother to take it in their mouth because they're obviously not a serious urinal. And yes, I understand getting pissed on as a separate kink. I love getting marked once in awhile, especially by super rank piss when I'm in my street clothes, and especially when unplanned. I've had to drive around town or back home a number of times wet and stinking like a men's room because someone hosed me down at a bar and even on me while driving around. But if you piss IN MY MOUTH, you better fucking believe every drop is going to be swallowed. I love the flavor but I also believe it shows respect to the man generous enough to give you his piss.

I'm guessing that in some of those offensive (lol) videos they guys has had someone or other pissing in their mouth all day while doing filming and perhaps they're worried about too much urine and not enough water in their systems. I get that too, but I don't wanna see the film clips where it's getting wasted. Still, I know others aren't bothered by that and some enjoy it, so I'm gonna let them enjoy and I'll move on and find the clips that show actual swallowing. 😉