scttsbiguy
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To drink effortlessly, I need a few things and preparations. 1) Drink a ton of water to hydrate, then switch to beer - usually get three in you before unloading 2) Take a huge hit of poppers before you want to drink 3) Get that buzzy lovey dovey sensation while you let your tongue explore the piss slit and his head and shaft as the jet is unloading inside your mouth and gulp like you mean it. It comes out with a huge velocity to so expect a lot to come out the side of your mouth. When guys tell me they take every drop, I am impressed - to do that, you have to have the same ability to say, shotgun a beer or do a beer bong. I am a wussy an can do neither, but once you start, the beer piss will make you more buzzed. 4) Go down and have three more beers, and this time, your Redneck Budweiser (recycled beer) will just keep on adding to your fun. That's my plan of attack. If I get nauseated, its only after because I think about how much piss is in my belly, but I get hard thinking about barfing it up if that were to happen, ha ha. I don't eat anything so its all liquid if it were to happen.
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after a long fantasy of wanting to bottom with a dude with one, I got the opportunity. His was tight into his head, so not floppy, and a closed loop. Def could feel it sliding against your ass wall by your anus, once deep inside, it was more a matter of "knowing" it was there and feeling intense, but the long strokes were crazy intense. I had to throw the towel in a couple times but after a bit I just craved to have it inside. It was as good or better than I had fantasized about. He wasn't a zero gauge - I think he was a 4....
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Go to county health department - from past experience, they have a pretty big setup for STD screening - and it costs about $20 or so out of pocket, no insurance required. They will screen you for your bump, but also many other things. The doctors there see it all day long, and when I went I was super nervous but talking with the doc's, they have the attitude that sex is healthy part of life and STD's happen to even the best people. They put me at ease. I did have a wart, and they froze it off right there. Anyway, go get checked, your mind will be happy when it can relax. BUT, given what you described, I bet you have a hemorrhoid - they can have that appearance. Get your prep H and act like an old man applying all the time. it works.