NastyRigPig

I don’t see how this can go wrong, after all, men never lie when it comes to sex. 

Except for the screaming yellow carrying case!

Treehugger, did you use to have a different handle?  

My experience on both sides of the equation are that the bottom riding the top is the position most likely to have the top lose his erection.  YMMV.

And it’s appreciated!

That’s what I thought, I know who posted the story, not who wrote it.   That knowledge may be lost. 

What, no blumpkins?

Does anybody know who the author of this story is?  It’s been around for a long time, I’m just curious if he has other stuff out there.

Now I feel pressure to have really deep thoughts during sex. 

Back in the dark ages we used to use 35 mm film containers for this. 

Hints from Hell-O-Ease:  If you’ve been somewhere where you’ve gotten several loads, consider taking your jock off and wearing it backwards so your jock will collect any of the drips.  

Are you looking for partying guys or not?  ClubZ is a sketchier crowd, but you can have a hot time there.  A lot will be partying.  Steamworks is more of the crowd you’ll see at the bars.  

I haven’t been since covid, so I can’t tell you about how busy they are or their trends. 

Their athletic fit are really for guys with the perfect V shape.  If you have even the slightest hint of love handle, get the regular fit. 

I thought this was funny (not to make light of your predicament, but who doesn’t like a chuckle?)

Where else?

I would work with some dildos, but not so aggressively that you wear your hole out.  You may be able to take a fist, but you don’t know how he’ll fuck, it is sometimes a challenge when your second sphincter is being worked over.  

You know what Jeffrey Dahmer did after he dumped his BF?

Wiped. 

5 hours ago, Cumdumphouseboy said:

Waiting on a chair. Fucking autocorrect. 

I’m sticking with my fantasy instead. 

21 hours ago, Dcbbslut123 said:

He's vetoed opening things up. 

I always find that an interesting strategy.  BF brings up the subject of opening the relationship.  If you say no, you’re pretty much setting yourself up to be cheated on.  It’s best to acknowledge that he wants something more, possibly something freaky you aren’t in to, so if you’re still in to each other, it’s usually best to go along and you do the same.  Don’t sit home pining for what was, because that will never be again.  Go out and get your cakes worked over as well. 

The joke I make is I’m too old to be a bottom so I have to call myself versatile now.  At the sex clubs/baths I make certain I have some sex toys with me for when the pickings are slim, and if you are willing to share favors with you you can find willing partners.  Strange how that happens. 

I’ll add my  2¢ as well.  Write what you feel, what interests you and what is fun for you.  The rest of us are all along for the ride.  

Not much more that could have been done to get his strain. 

I would ask him how he wants you to go about this?  If you guys have done the hard work of being okay with opening the relationship, the rest is just being respectful of each other on how you go about it.  Having the parameters set up makes it a lot easier.

I find small cocks more uncomfortable, they can jam into the lower walls in a painful manner I don’t like. 

I’m in no way claiming that I’ve done everything there is to do, I haven’t.  But I honestly can’t think of anything sexually that I want to do that I haven’t.  I’ve done some pretty fucked up shit in my time, some I’ve done again, others I have no interest in repeating, but I’ve done them.