I work at a gym. When I'm in the men's locker room, if a guy is using the urinal I wait and see if he flushes. Once this really good lookin guy used the urinal while I was in there and he didn't flush. The coast was clear so I stuck my head down in the urinal and drank his piss water. That was the first time. Every time I see that guy I want to say to him, "I drank your piss! Thanks!" Fortunately one of the HOTTEST guys in the gym rarely flushes after himself. Recently, I was in the locker room, he used the urinal, didn't flush, and the coast was clear. I couldn't keep my face out of that urinal. I drank every bit of water in it! Whenever I see him I think about his DNA being inside me! lol! I've done it other times, too. Practically anytime I see yellow in there, I dip into it. I tried to turn it off so it wouldn't flush but it won't turn off. Maybe I'll put an out-of-order sign on it!
