Fistulike666

On 07/10/2014 at 5:58 AM, indian faggot said:

more parts please ..

You can have my parts Faggot ... got a massive thing about golden brown and dusky black skin tones. Love to sow my seeds in those fields!

On 30/03/2017 at 4:28 PM, doitbb4me said:

This is a trick question,or maybe a joke?Never get tired of sucking cock.LOVE the way a cockhead flares just before shooting.:)

 

Hey ... you would be most welcum to flare my head any time ... all the time, maybe ... love to shoot up for a willing mouth

4 minutes ago, kitpig said:

love it when a top pisses up me... with or without asking

I have a special cocktail to share with you .... then ... and then its your turn ...

16 hours ago, tallslenderguy said:

No, that wouldn't be sterile. Sterile technique is actually pretty complex and I doubt anyone who engages in cath or sound play achieves it.  It involves having all sterile supplies as well. The lube we typically use for sex doesn't even start that way, and definitely isn't once it's been opened and used. Sterile supplies come in sterilized wrappers and then you create a sterile field to work in, wear sterile gloves, etc.. None of that remotely happens during sex.

We're really picky about it in a hospital setting, but there are lots of bacteria in a hospital setting that you won't necessarily find in your home lol. There are lots of patients who straight cath at home with no infection issues. So though sounding and cath play is not risk free, it is not as risky as it may seem.

If you want to do your best to avoid infection, here's some things you can do. You can get sterile lube in individual, single use packets, likely at most drug stores, or a medical supply outlet. Wash your hands with soap and water while singing happy birthday to yourself twice (to make sure you wash long enough, nothing magic in the song lol). If you are sounding or reusing catheters, clean them off with peroxide... but rinse the peroxide off before inserting it.  Don't put things in your ass, then in your urethra (i.e., your piss hole). We have 100 trillion bacteria living in our gut, but our bladder is a sterile environment, you can get a pretty nasty infection if you introduce bacteria from your ass into your bladder. 

This guy knows what he's talking about ... and he's fucking horny too. Awesome combination!

On 25/01/2017 at 11:30 AM, dude8688 said:

Having only had a handful of successful meets, I'm curious about the 'how to's' of bottoming. I get so turned on by the idea, and can spend a good few hours in an edging wank session fingering my hole. 

By the end I can get three or four fingers inside and I produce a decent gape. (Can share photos elsewhere, e.g. Kik!)

My question, I guess, is how can I open up more. I can just about reach my 'second ring' and would ideally like to find a nice patient top who's happy to spend the time working his swollen cockhead inside it gently. I guess dildos or plugs are the next step? And am I correct in thinking it's best to 'push out' to make the hole more receptive to the cock head?

Sure, dildos (starting small & gradually increasing in size), plugs and so on are good for training and need to be used regularly ...  unless of course the real thing is on offer every day or two! But the starting point is very similar to training to take a fist ... cleaning out well, making sure there is no trapped wind and also that as much douche water as possible has come out or has been absorbed. Lube is important especially for beginners. Of course it is important to be warm and relaxed but beginners don't realise how important it is to get your mind to accept that a cock, or a toy, or a fist (or even two fists!) CAN get inside. Make your brain think through your arse. Finally, a sniff or two of poppers may make it even easier. 

On 21/03/2017 at 7:49 AM, BoyBakery said:

It has been a fantasy of mine to get piss up my ass. But any top I mentioned it to seemed reluctant about it. But tonight a BBC top that I go to made it happen. After pissing down my throat and pumping 3 loads deep in my guts. He was resting on top of me with his dick inside when he suddenly said I'm sorry. When I asked what was wrong he said he started pissing in me by accident. All I could say as it's fine and to finish. He was worried about it leaking out on his bed but when he pulled out of me, my ass shut tight like a drum. Happy to finally get his piss and cum inside of me. I even made it back home and Its still soaking in me an hour later. I hope I can make it to bed with this soup still intact.

... next time see if he'll give you chem piss ... you'll not regret it!

On 21/03/2017 at 7:26 PM, MuscleAss said:

The first time the top didn't ask, he just did it.  I felt this warmth inside me, and since I was rolling at the time, I was very in tune to every sensation, so I got very still and just experienced and enjoyed it.  I asked him "What are doing?" and he said "I'm filling you up with my piss.  How does it feel?"  I just moaned, and said "oh fuck!"  We kissed, after a while he started to slowly fuck me again, until he blew a load up my hole, all mixed with his piss.  Since then he did it with me once more time, and another guy did it to me as well.  It's something I want to repeat for sure.
 

Really hope your dream cums true Muscle! 

6 hours ago, iosam said:

Would be very hot to try that some time! Just need to find the right top and the right moment

Would this help ? .....

Yes ... over the years I've come across various existing playmates ... and have made a lot of new playmates as well

Would love to load you with my extra special juicy cocktail

5 hours ago, bottombottoy said:

HAHA me not want to get fucked?? i dont even know what that is. 

 

OK ... I see where you're cumming from!

Definitely think a lot about my dick & my juices ... wondering how long it'll be before they go off to work.  BUT ... also I mentally undress horny guys as they walk down the road, or sitting in a cafe, on a bus and so on ... wondering whether  ... Cut/uncut? Shaved/hairy? Thick/thin? Long/medium? Straight/curved? Experienced/novice? Shooter/dribbler? Hanging/tight balls? Will he/won't he?  Happy days!

1 hour ago, Cumnik said:

When I'm a bottom I don't care who topping me 

Hi Nik ... That's the sort of sleazy attitude that I look for in a guy ... just makes me want to cum, cum, and cum again with a guy 

9 hours ago, bottombottoy said:

What bottom on here doesnt like that. Can you really rape the willing though? OINK!

Never thought of it in that way before!  But reckon we could think of some way to get around the problem  ... after all its the cock, the cum and the holes that are the essential ingredients on offer ...  maybe just pretend you don't want sex?

20 minutes ago, shaved_thong_lover said:

i seek out those rape situations. first time i was fucked was a rape.  i was tanning in a g string at jones beach in NY and went into the dunes bc i saw guys in there, when i saw all of them having sex i became interested, met two guys who gave me some special K drug and i started sucking them off, they put their beach towel arpund my neck and started choking me, which at first i loved, but next thing i knew i woke up in an ambulance with all kinds of people around with unknown how many mens cum inside me and a corona bottle inside me. i had to had surgery to have it removed.  but every since that happened, i have been a cum dump whore seeking out breath control gang bangs where guys will take me to the level of passing out and abusing me

You sound like a whole heap of slutty fun ... Awesome!

On 23/11/2016 at 3:53 AM, iosam said:

Never had a top piss in my hole, been dying to try it with a hot top -- drank piss before and loved it but cant wait to feel it fill me up!

This is something you MUST try ... especially if the top has chem piss on offer.  Tina is the best piss to send a Btm into orbit. 

On 17/01/2017 at 9:56 AM, wonderboy said:

I love to hear how much people enjoy breeding asian holes like mine 

i love the mix of skin tone when fucking Asian holes ... awesome!

8 hours ago, bottombottoy said:

Im a total bottom and I dont like rimming other guys and its a major turn off if the guys are unclean, kills my mood. That being said I love getting rimmed but will never ask someone to do something that I wouldn't purposefully reciprocate. 

I will, in the heat of the moment though, provide some tongue action, especially if I twisted as fuck. 

I'll give you a nice big spin wiTh  AunTy T and Then tongue you to heaven ... maybe then you'll be buzzing like a horneT and we rim eachoTher

4 minutes ago, duroc said:

as a bottom, I LOVE MY ASS EATEN. Really turns me on when a top gets into that

 

I also love being under a rim seat to worship a top's hole... if he's smoking a cigar, I can be down there for hours

Bring a box of cigars with you ... this could be a long weekend!

Rim and Be Rimmed ... two sides of the same coin to me. I just love sleazy sex ... any way I can get it, any way it cums ... quite happy to switch once I get going on the chems!

Wow ... he made you into a proper prostitute too! 

On 08/06/2016 at 0:12 PM, paskin said:

 

You'll have to do better than that, boi!

 

"Older" than what for a start, and a few more details on your profile wouldn't go amiss.

Well said Paskin ... but you have to admit he looks pretty and cute on the profile pic. I'd like to think he lives up to expectations, in which case I'd give him a spin and teach him how to enjoy himself.

I used to be a regular at quite a few cottages where I lived and was good at spotting likely ones if I was staying overnight with work in a strange town. It was great .. with every type of action on offer.  There were always dark corners, with random guys hidden in the shadows ...  a cock or two hanging out ready to be sucked, and one or two guys with trackies pulled down, bending over and waiting to get fucked.  The first guys each evening removed the light bulbs, there were glory holes in cubicle walls ... and the distinctive smell of piss, testosterone and cum.  But things gradually changed.  You needed to be more careful about police, then all the old buildings were gradually shut and replaced with brightly lit aluminium toilets ... no atmosphere, no thrill, no dark corners ... that was the end of my cottaging!  Dead horny!

Move on ... let it go!  The very fact you're on BZ probably means the average G'dar subscriber would be as sexually exciting as a wet January Monday afternoon in Skegness. xx

Come here buddy ... I'll teach you and ease you up. No problem ... just DON'T HURRY ... take time to open, relax, think with you arse and not your mind.  You KNOW a fist can go in, so get your brain to accept the fact