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Ugh. A guy hit me up on A4A. He was pretty close, so I agreed to fuck him on my lunch break. Turned out I got April Fooled. His profile said he was 45.... Yeah, maybe he was 45 the last time a Clinton was president. Also said non-smoker, but there was a distinct reak of cigarettes about him. I almost left, but I was just horny enough that by closing my eyes and pretending I was breeding a hot lacrosse bro, I managed to get the job done. Karma owes me a hot fuck now, as I see it.

Sorry but that post was some funny shit! I hate false stats! I actually weigh myself more often than not just to give an accurate number. Fuck I don't like rounding to 200 when it says 204. Not to brag but most guys say my pics don't do me much justice.

Guess I should shave some years off, a few lbs, and add inches. I won't. I am with you. Be accurate. Hate outdated pics as well. Or pics that are taken with lighting and angles to make the person look way better.

Something to be said about Adult bookstores and bathhouses. No catfish bullshit.

Love the married guys. They make me feel extra slutty and FurFluent is right, they're so ferocious in the sack. 

 

Last married guy I had I met him at a hotel and he wanted to suck me off then he bred a load in my ass. I was pounded so hard I was sore for days, he kept talking about how it'd been so long since his wife had even helped him cum.

Ha ha! Well, I was hitched with a female for 10 years. I cheated on her with guys. I love women, but gay sex is much hotter. I don't want and have never wanted a relationship with a guy.

I never understood why totally gay guys get off on the fact that I was married. I found hooking up with other guys in my situation sucked. I found gay guys more uninhibited sexually.

One time when my now ex was visiting family out of state a gay guy came over. He got off with me messing around with him on my "wedding bed" as he called it. He said her pic on the nightstand turned him on. Yes he was strictly gay.

Confusing but I don't care. It's all good!

I know there has been tension between these two groups. I am stuck in the middle. The gay community, NOT ALL, never stands with me for economic Freedom. WHICH IS JUST as important to me as anything else. The Christians stand with me when it comes to the concept of self ownership and property rights but when it comes time for sex....well let's just say they like the government small enough to fit in an Adult bookstore video booth and be the dictator on whether communication orifices should be permitted. Hello Christians I was with you on the cake thing...shouldn't it be up to the Establishment's owner. Do make me bake a cake, don't make me cover a hole. Bring the choir boys from church and I will fill that glory hole. Ha.

Now seems to me that you Bible folk don't want your youth corrupted. Fair enough. Domicile s without children are now void of property taxes. That's where the majority of school budgets come from. Better like putting on bakesales to fill that gap in the school budget.

To show my support I will let some of your teen boys from church set up a car wash benefitting your schools. Saturdays are best. After my Homo-customers commit acts of biblically epic sodomy the next thing my hedonistic godless perve patrons want to do is hang around for a car wash in a xxx bookstore parking lot. Oh by the way, feel free to leave a fancy church flyer box at the front counter of the store. We will make room between the Satanic Phalluse also known as dildos. I have sinful pervs call out to the Lord God as well as Jesus when using them. Sarah Palin hates dildos, trust me.

Have those church teens were something comfortable. Like really tight shorts. T shirts will come off. Our regulars who wear electronic bracelets will have there vehicles washed several times....in a row. Guess they are a little OCD about being clean. Guess that stems from being wrongfully convicted of Homosexual sex crimes. Don't worry. They found Jesus Christ and accepted him as their Savior and he gave them new hearts. When they are in the booth section of the arcade I think they hold prayer meetings. I hear Jesus' name called out all the time. The walls shake in the booth's and the men come out like they had a heavenly experience. That Jesus guy, ya he is awesome!

See Christians and Homosexuals can live harmony. Now I don't think it's right we demand they pay for our healthcare. They didn't enjoy the product of going raw and disrespecting the Lord by doing gay anal, then they shouldn't Pay.

OK we gotta be healthy Christians and to pay for "Queer Care" we will agree to defund Planned Parenthood if you allow us blasphemous sexual soldiers of the devil to obtain rights to enter the "Recreational Pharmaceutical Industry." Never heard of it? Well don't worry we will buy your old church vans and offer home delivery.

Now remember Jesus loves you and has given you a pure heart. It will prove interesting when your Pastor who comes in weekly,albeit discreetly, and tries some of our special Crystal Ice will be able to make it back ouside to his car parked a block down the street hidden from plain view before the "Semen Demon's" come to tempt him. Don't worry. We will offer him a prayer booth with communication holes on either side in case he needs assistance. Oh by the way, it might not be a bad idea to look into Prep. Of course the money we made off the Recreational supplements allowed us to purchase the producer of the "Gay Plague Prevention Pill." Save your money.

Your Pastor is a Christian soldier pure of heart. No need to worry. Hear that? I hear him screaming now to Jesus in what sounds like ecstasy! So are others in the the neighboring booth's! Hallelujah! Jesus sure put it in the Devil's ass again! Genius! Jesus shut down the baby slaughter abortion clinic and performed an Exorcism on Satanic Penis sword swallowers using my facility to worship the sin of Lust. Just think that funny looking Crystal stuff that was extracted in Israel from Jesus' 17th cousins possible septic tank saved the day. Jesus cousins ancient septic tank Holy Cvmachi leftovers are even more powerful than that evil Devil Drug Marijuana. Don't worry, we are planning to put Jesus Family Holy Crystal vending machines everywhere. With Jesus all things are possible!

By the way your Pastor is still in the booth and it's been 3 days. Starting to get a bunch of Truckers lined up to have Glory Hole Communion. All look relieved after having a religious experience with your Pastor.

Party Favors (The good ones impair judgement) You haven't enjoyed the pinnacle of humiliating a fellow human being.....(drumroll please) until you have watched the humorous display of desperation and complete abandonment of self respect until you witness what broke and penniless WOMEN are willing to do in order to get their hands on drugs when addicted.Find a coke head and she will gladly take Semen for her next fix. No comedy on stage or screen comes close. They are good for Rehab clinic's receiving funding, making sandwiches and portable Semen receptacles.

In my area... Craigslist. They aren't porn caliber. More like old fat guys with small dicks and let's just say hygiene lacking. Some of those porn stars with muscular but not chisled physique's with thick juicy asses with the perfect amount of hair...hot! Those hot bears have it. Easier in my opinion for an average guy to become a ripped jock. Hit the gym, tanning beds, teeth whitening products, and pro hair removal. Dime a dozen. Bears that are porn sexy a rare species.

I was in a gay cinema one night and the attorney who had recently deposed me in a legal case came in.  I was ready to take his load, but when he saw me he got a stricken look on his face and fled the theater.  I wonder if he was worried about the legal ethics of having sex with an opposing witness.  It didn't bother me, it certainly wasn't going to change my testimony.

Another time I peeked through a gloryhole and saw a plaintiff in a lawsuit against my organization in the other booth.  He was kind of a weasly guy, but that didn't keep me from swallowing his load.

I also used to suck off an older man who was a prominent attorney, the kind of man who gets profiled in the daily newspaper.  He never knew I knew who he was or that I knew his colleagues.

Surprised. Thought attorneys were filthy cocksuckers who fucked people. Your post was enlightening. Won't look at Matlock the same ever again! Oh well, bet his Grandpa Goo tasted like Ensure.

Just wondering if the people who put all the hard work into this site ever consider adding a chat room?

This is somewhat off topic...but one thing I can't stand is a guy with NO standards. I want to have at least SOME attraction to the person I am sticking my cock inside. It really doesn't do much for me if a dude could care less what I look like and just wants a cock in him. I am not saying they have to be all into me, or me into them...but the entire "a cock is a cock" thing just baffles me.

All bookstores are different. Some have video booths, some don't. The nastier the bookstore (location, building) generally the better the sex. I would tend to stay away from chain outlets and upscale adult boutiques, since they cater to the straight crowd.

Squirt.org has a list of local hookup spots, including porn theaters with gloryholes. Last time I checked it was free to join. Some places you pay a general admittance fee, and once in the video arcade, all the vids you want to watch are included in the entry fee. Some places you have to buy tokens from the cashier, and some you pay inside the booth itself with a vending machine-like setup....meaning you pay, and you get a certain amount of time to watch vids.

Not all places with booths have glory holes, either. In that case, just leave your door unlocked and slightly ajarred open and guys will come into your booth. Generally, Tops go into the booths, bottoms follow or wait in the hallway, but not 100% of the time.

Hope this helps.

If I were to run for President and won here is what I would do:

1. 2000% tax on all condoms

2. Eliminate any tax benefits of condom manufactures of donating condoms to the public, non-profit, etc.

3. With the revenue earned from condom tax revenue I would fund the "Holy Gloryhole" program.

4. The "Holy Gloryhole" program would renovate old and abandoned churches and turn them into "Men's sexual re-education facilities." Among these, Gloryholes would be constructed inside said premises. Also, to rebuild our crumbling infrastructure  I would make it mandatory that all contracts for restroom construction would include "ventilation orifices" built into all public restroom partition walls. So-in short, fuck the freeways, we need great state-of-the art rest stop facilities.

5. Safe sex education would be eliminated from all public schools.

6. Bathhouses, gay bars, and the like would receive 501 3 c status (non-profit). Consider this as part (but not all) reparations for Homosexual discrimination.

7. All members of congress who voted for DOMA (Defense of Marriage Act) would be incarcerated for crimes against the people of the USA.. Their assets would be seized. 

8. All federal prisons would be controlled by gay only staff. Sex would be considered a human right. Sex would be allowed in prisons. Lube would be provided and funded by the condom tax. Condoms would be considered contraband.

9. The FCC would be disbanded. Censorship would be outlawed. Gay education TV channels would receive federal funding. PBS would be gone. Sorry Big Bird.

10. People with STDs would receive supplementary income. Amount to be allotted would be determined by severity of STD. HIV Positive/AIDS individuals would receive the most.

11. Capital of US would be moved to San Francisco, CA. Pride week in said city would be a week-long federal holiday. 

Stay tuned for more....

I really can't say for certain what the "best" city is for cumdumps. I know Portland, Oregon was voted "Most Promiscuous" city in 2014. There has to be a formula someone can come up with. Look for a city with lots of Adult books stores with gloryholes. How many, if any, bathhouses? I notice the more liberal the city, the easier it is for anonymous sex. However, I find that conservative states has a lot more married and dl guys. Lots of bi and married bottoms. So I think for tops, "red" states are great. I think with "red" states one has to work harder for sex, the action is all online.....for bottoms the "blue" states offer more opportunities due to being more accepting of the gay community and gay sex venues.  Just my two cents.

This was my question and I'll say after following what's written here had lots of luck getting fucked. Seems it's true...guys what you to be direct and not play games (despite what some may tell you)

I think it all depends on the venue. On bbrt for instance, I think everyone knows it is a hookup site. I don't want to hear a guys life story, etc. So in a sex venue, be direct. (Bathhouse, bookstores, etc.)

However in a bar, or a social gathering, show some decorum. If you are on a "date", show some class and refrain about how you want to swap DNA with the guy while you are at Starbucks. 

As a guy who fucks chicks and dudes, it has given me quite a unique perspective in human interaction concerning flirtation. You guys think that gay guys are hard to read, you have no idea about how frustrating it is to be required to walk on egg shells in the hopes of getting laid! lol...

Well, lets all hope and "pray" he practiced safe sex. lmao.

Or maybe he was like Bill Clinton...you know when Bill was asked if he ever tried Marijuana he said "I smoked, but never inhaled..." Maybe the pastor sucked, but didn't swallow.

When this pastor hooked up with guys, do you think he used the Lord's name in vain when he climaxed ? I know I do.

I was googling for some gay magazines because i've never seen one and i found them quite interesting. does any of you buy any of them?

About 12 years ago or so I used to buy a magazine called "First Hand". It was a "Readers Digest" type of format filled with short stories about mansex. It was hot. Magazines, just not gay ones, are going the way of the dinosaur. The porn industry is going through a revolution at the moment. Think about it, why would someone pay for a magazine when they can get video porn for free online? 

Another one I used to look at was "Honcho." Gay mags are just like straight mags....except with men having sex with men. Go to your local adult bookstore. Gay porn is one of the best sellers in those places. Gay mags are a true "niche market" today. Happy hunting!

If you are really 5'6" and 165lbs I would not say you are "fat"...more like "chubby". If they want the guy on the cover of MEN'S FITNESS then they had better be ready for a long, hard search. I used to call a phone sex line called "The manhole" and I swear every guy on there said he was " 6'4", 195lbs, ripped muscled abs and an 8" cock"...lmao. Wow! First of all, if you think you need to look like a porn star to get laid, you are VERY mistaken. Porn may be hot, but there is a reason that those guys get paid to get filmed and photo'd. They are a rare exception. Very rare. I think that the image that porn portrays of all men being Greek Gods is somewhat laughable...and if you let it, it can screw with your self esteem. Having said that, we can always improve, the trick lies in not being vain about it. 

Shyness and a lack of self-esteem are not always, but usually, linked. It's all about self-confidence. Another contributing factor perhaps is the community in which you live. Is it gay friendly? Are you worried about being outed? All questions to ask yourself when confronting the issue of "being shy". Maybe your shyness is worry concerning if people will find out. Only you know.

Just post a basic, simple profile. No need to write a book. Men are visual. List what you are into, etc. Good luck to you.