Treehugger

7 hours ago, NWUSHorny said:

After 3 weeks I took 2 dicks and finally got a load at the bathhouse last night.  Portland is in typical we don't fuck mode, even bottoms are scarce.  There should be a big crowd for blackout tonight, hope there is at least a little bit of fucking.  The color coded glow brackets make it simple to avoid wasting time with the guys that advertise they are oral only and don't fuck or suck, unfortunately that is at least 80% of the guys at this bathhouse.

So I am not the only person who thinks the men who go to Steam are a bunch of looky-loos. I stopped going to Steam. I thought it wasn’t much fun plus guys kept trying to fuck me with condoms without asking first. HELLO, painful latex reaction here.

     Let us know how the party was. I hope you can make me regret not going with all the sordid details. 🤪

I have been tempted to use the down vote but it feels rude to me or maybe I’m a coward. Also feels like a cop out when I should be using words to explain why I think the post is not appropriate or wrong. 
     There are few guys on here that need some etiquette lessons but the majority of men are supportive and respectful. 
     I feel like the down vote is being used often as sign of disagreement when it should only be used to signify an inappropriate comment. 

If my boner is starting to flag all I have to do is eat a hairy hole and I am back to full mast. And I agree no two minute rim job from me. I want my tongue deep and spend some time giving a thorough rimming. 

I sorta see where you are coming from. We all have to die and being smothered by cock sounds way better than cancer or a car crash. I'd rather shuffle off my mortal coil at the bathhouse, the place where I have been happiest. I could see myself in a sling, loaded and poppered up to the sky where a top gets caught up in the moment, fucking and choking me and just forgets to let go. Five minutes later I'm tits up and I can only hope he gets his nut before he realizes he's porking a stiff.
     It would totally suck for the other horndogs trying to get their groove on as my cummy corpse is being hauled off to the morgue. Total boner killer or maybe not for some wierdos.
     I would like to be reincarnated as a fly on the wall so I could hear the cops try to explain the circumstances of my death to my parents. Ain't no way to pretty up that debacle for public consumption. As far as I am concerned they can put it on my tombstone.

LOVE IT!!! I was at a bathhouse playing around with three guys. They were sitting on a couch and I was on my knees sucking dick. 
      One of them started sucking dick also and he quickly got a load. He leaned over and pulled my head in for a kiss pushing the fresh jizz into my mouth. 
     It made me so damn hard and excited. We snowballed the load back and forth for a couple minutes before one of the other guys pressed his lips to ours to get a taste. 
     There is nothing hotter than a three way cum kiss with total strangers. 😜

Swallow of course! But I do have to admit that out of the well over 1,000 dicks I have blown in my illustrious cocksucking career I have spit out a grand total of two loads. They tasted so vile I was unable to physically swallow and believe me I tried. Nothing makes me sadder than when I am at a gloryhole and the guy pulls out of my mouth to jerk his load on to the floor. It’s a senseless tragedy. There should be a law, just sayin’.

Guilty. I was in an ABS looking for a booth with a gloryhole when I saw a man exit one. He was so handsome I caught my breath. He looked like the silver fox that used to do the Trivago ads. Maybe it was him 🤪!

     He quickly moved past me and out of sight. I stepped into the booth and right away noticed a generous pool of fresh cum on the floor. It was still warm and fucking delicious. Yep, didn’t hesitate for a second, got down on my knees and hoovered up the unexpected load. There was no way I could have kept myself from sampling the DNA from that gorgeous man. 

On 9/4/2019 at 8:20 AM, hookupnva said:

My favorite bath in the US is club Z in Seattle. Much sleazier than steamworks and my preferred crowd. 

I was wondering if anybody was going to mention the Z! Love that place and definitely sleazier. Great raw crowd. I used to lay down in my room with the door open and guys would breed me. I took so many anonymous loads there. 
     Hawks PDX was good sleazy bareback fun too. I hope the new location draws the same type of piggy crowd. Steam in Portland has too many posers and condom users. 
     I’ve been to 16 different bathhouses in the US and need to keep exploring. 😜

On 9/24/2021 at 7:32 PM, WelshBBCigarFuck said:

In my 20’s I met up for a threesome with a gay couple in their 30’s, went back to their place and we seemed to get along. 
We went to the bedroom got naked and started fooling around, touching, sucking, fingering. During this they discovered I was ticklish but I did warn them that I hated being tickled.
I started 69ing with one of them and the other partner decided to grab my feet and tickle me, almost involuntarily I drew both feet back and then landed a double-footed donkey kick to his chest, throwing him off the bed backwards.
Next thing this head pops up with a completely shocked look on his face, I responded with “well I did warn you not to tickle me”, his partner burst out laughing and that started me off. Unfortunately the one on the floor had a total sense of humour failure at that point so I got dressed and left. Suffice to say that several years later when one of them got in touch I declined the offer to ‘catch up’.

That's really funny. I wish there was x-rated  America's Funniest Home Videos and that was on it. So now I have to tell you my funny sex story.

     So I had this 'friend', total piece of shit, who wanted to quit drinking. He talked me into getting him a motel room for three days to detox and go cold turkey. I was an idiot, a horny, naive, nice, idiot. He didn't even go a whole day before he talked me into getting him a 12 pack of beer. A while later I check on him and he has made a friend. This squirelly little fuck talked me into giving him $5 to go buy some crack or coke or I don't know what. What was wrong with me!!!

     He comes back with a pixie stick looking thing and they proceed to do whatever with the stuff  then we get naked. It did not go well. Those limp dicked addicts couldn't fuck the broad side of a barn. I love threeways so I did my best to make it work, wasn't happening. New guy was a younger version of Leslie Jordon, talked just like him and that shit was funny. I was on my back, legs up, and he was trying to cram his barely hard cock into me. The whole time he's yammering away saying the dumbest stuff. My friend it just sitting there doing nothing. The whole situation was so ridiculous I started laughing, like really laughing. He's confused but doesn't stop talking or trying to fuck me. The more he talks the more I laugh.

     I was 35 at the time, 6'2" tall, 175lbs, slender, reasonably good looking with a 7" cock. I didn't need to beg crack whores and drunks to fuck me. It hit me while I was lying there how stupid I was being. I got dressed and departed. A week later my 'friend' was in jail. And yes I paid his attorney's fees.  So dumb.

     Here's my 35 year old ass just for the heck of it. I am 50 now so maybe I will have rethink going for the crack whores and addicts. Ha!

I know many couples with open relationships. I don't think these kind of relationships are in any more or less danger of breaking up than any other kind of relationship. Every relationship has its own particular challenges. To me the open relationships seem more stable and happy. I know one couple in particular that has me very envious. They knew each others sexual tastes (both super piggy) from the beginning so sex was not an issue. They fuck all they want with each other and with many men, singly and together. They enjoy watching the other fuck or get fucked and get loaded, all bareback of course. I love to visit them, its really fun.

     The basis of all these successful relationships is communication, honesty and compatible sexual tastes. I work for a gay couple. One of them is all top and fucks me on a regular basis (yes I am cheating on my boyfriend). His partner knows and is happy his husband is getting more ass. Their relationship has its problem but the sex is not one of them. 

     This is not just a gay thing by the way, lots of straight men love watching their partners get fucked. If you go to sex clubs, bathhouses and sex parties you are more likely to encounter men with your views on sex and love. So that is where I would look. Be honest from the beginning. Don't be like me and get entangled in a relationship only to find out you are not sexually compatible. It really sucks to fall in love then realize in order to stay in the relationship you have to deny an essential part of yourself. It does not work and you will find yourself cheating on your man. Good luck, there's a hot guy out there who will want to whore you out, fuck your cum filled hole and love you all the more for it.

P.S. I would love, love, love to tether my boyfriend to a bathhouse sling and let every guy in the place breed his holes. I would felch and snowball each load. On weekends I'd put ads on all the sites for anonymous pump and dumps and I wish he would do the same for me. Alas we have been together seven years and I have not been allowed any where near his hole and he's only fucked me once. Take my advice, be up front from the beginning. Get what you need.

So let me set this up for you guys. I flew to Palm Springs, California for a long weekend specifically to attend a private sex party. These parties in particular are fantastic and I have a great time so I was not going to miss the last one of the summer.
     The minute I get there I am overwhelmed by the manflesh on display, so many hot guys exactly my type. The major bonus is there is never a condom in site. These guys only play raw. Having a latex sensitivity I can't express what a relief it is to not encounter a latex infected cock or hole.
     I am a reasonably fit and good looking enough I get all the cock I want (but never enough loads!). I was bent over a bed sucking cock and getting drilled by one of the hosts. He stepped aside to offer my hole to another. The guy politely asked if that was okay. By the way you never have to ask if you can fuck me. The answer is yes. If I seem hesitant just push me down and go at it. Seriously, get help if you need to. What was I saying....
      The new guy starts boning me with a very nice cock, I am into it. Then he asks if he can fuck me in the sling. Hell Yes! Now I get a good look at him. Probably about sixty, very tan, carrying a few extra pounds but solidly built and a great kisser.
      I climb into the sling and he gets busy. There is another sling next to me and a guy is getting fucked there too. I love watching a fellow bottom getting his hole filled while I am getting the same.  Everything about the situation is to my liking: raw cock in my ass, hot enthusiastic fucker stretching my hole and making out with me. I laughed. He wanted to know why I was laughing.
     First of all it was not particularly loud or long and definitely not maniacal. It was a happy laugh. I had to explain that great sex is a joyful thing for me. When I am having that kind of sex it is the most wonderful thing in the world and there is no where I would rather be at that moment than with that man sharing our bodies.
     When I am blissfully happy I laugh. Raw man on men sex is one of the few and consistent times when I can reach that state of nirvana. I hope he understood that he made me so happy I laughed for the pure joy of being and experiencing that with him. For me it is a kind of love. For those brief minutes I love the man I am with and when he gifts me with his load I am out of my mind with ecstatic happiness.
     The best porn is with guys who are all smiles, who laugh and joke and you can tell are having a great time. Hot guys who fuck with blank expressions and no emotions are boring.  When I think about it I am not sure I have experienced another guy laughing during sex so now I am curious. Who else does this?

Guilty. At the bathhouse I really wanted this older muscle guy. He was the strong silent type, very intimidating. I got up the nerve to approach him and thankfully he didn’t tell me to buzz off. But he wasn’t encouraging either. 
     His cock was like him! I wanted it in my hole. He let me worship his dick and balls for quite a while. I would happily have eaten his ass. 
     This whole time he was sitting in a chair with arms, still as a statue. I climbed up and made as if to sit on his meat then came the dreaded word ’condom’. I wanted him badly, I complied. 
     He never moved a muscle. I had to fuck myself on that beautiful cock! I was getting frustrated so ever so stealthily I reached back and nudged the condom off. It took a while but got the damned thing off and off course it got fucked deep in my hole. 
     Not a twitch from him. He had to feel it didn’t he? I rode him till he shot his load though. I WIN!!!
 

18 hours ago, ejaculaTe said:

You could ask Larry Craig ([think before following links] [think before following links] http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/us-senator-gets-flushed). His "wide stance" would seem to have made him a natural for glory hole action.

If there had been gloryholes at the airport perhaps he could have kept his job. 

I miss Basic Plumbing in Seattle. I spent hours with my face pressed to those holes sucking every cock that came my way. 
 

     My favorite booth was the corner one because it had two gloryholes. I wish I knew how many loads I swallowed in that place. Has to be a few hundred. 
 

     Later on I discovered how much fun it is to back up on a cock at a gloryhole. Probably bested my blow job numbers at the Club in New Orleans and the Z in Seattle. I still jerk off to those memories. 
 

    Gloryholes should be considered a public service and be installed in every restroom. Could I get anywhere in politics running on that platform?

I stayed at Oz Campground last weekend and was looking forward to having some fun in the sugar shack. After a couple of drinks at the bar I wandered to the shack and sidled up to a gloryhole and very quickly was sucking a fat-tastic cock. It was a tall black guy I had blown earlier that day. He delivered a hefty load and I was thrilled to get one so quickly.
     Before I could step away from the booth someone came up from behind and pressed their erection into my crack. I immediately bent over, he took the hint pressing himself into me until he was buried balls deep in my ass. Another beautiful cock.
     He fucked me heartily before taking a break.  I turned to make out with him and was  surprised to see he was a guy I had been talking to earlier. He was a husky man, quite handsome and I was happy to be bottoming for him. I asked him to fuck me in the sling so I quickly peeled out of my clothes and climbed in. Great ride but did not get his load.
     I decided to head back to my room to get naked and returned wearing only a jock. Getting close to the front door I could see and hear a bunch of guys. I can get shy at times so I walked around the back. I could hear a bunch of voices there too but there was no help for it and stepped in.
     The backroom, where the sling is, was crowded with men laughing and talking. No one was having sex. A super sexy bear grabbed me and said, "looks like we have a volunteer for the sling." I took a quick look around and knew I would do anything this guy asked (demanded).
     The bear was tan, furry, handsome and his cock fit perfectly in my hole. He battered away at my ass while the men cheered him on. An older bearded man I had ogled at the bar stood next to the sling and I grabbed for his cock. He took out his meat and let me slobber on it. Someone quipped that I was a multi-tasker. Damn right.
     I was hoping to get a bunch of loads in the sling but did not happen. We took a break and I wandered back to the gloryholes.  In quick succession I blew three guys who also walked around to fuck and load me up. Not a bad cock in the bunch.
    Got fucked again over by the fuck bench then the black guy I blew earlier came back to blow a third load down my throat. While I was blowing him two more guys bred my hole. I never saw either of them as I was trying to coax a load out of black guys nuts.
     It had been a long time since I had been fucked so thoroughly and filled with so much cum. I blew my load and figured I had better get off to bed. It was a fantastic night but just makes me hungry for more.

Stopped at the ABS outside Cave City in Kentucky. It was slow at 3am but none of the men wore masks. I blew one guy and made out with him. Another wanted to suck my dick but I was not there for that. 
     In the gay porn theater I found a cum dump ass up on the couch. That was too hard to resist so I mounted him. He had a great beard, sexy as fuck. We kissed and shared a bottle of poppers before I loaded his hole. 
     So no changes from Covid that I can tell. Just horny pig breeders doing what comes naturally. By the way I have had both my shots. 

I was wondering if anybody on Breedingzone had been on the POZ cruise out of California. I just heard about it from a friend and am thinking about booking a cabin. Never been on a cruise before and thought this one sounded fun. Its on a Princess cruiseline ship. If you have been I would like to hear your opinion. And yes I want to know if you got laid.

33 minutes ago, BlackDude said:

Oh one more: a younger Rob Zombie with no makeup. Don’t judge me! 

Had to look him up. I would fuck him with or without makeup. I'd probably let Harvey Weinstein fuck me so who am I to judge.

2 hours ago, BlackDude said:

In the James Bond movie, their was this Russian computer nerd/villain Boris. He was suppose to be the skinny, dorky and clumsy with women, but I’ve always pictured him as a guy that would have a 10-12 inch dick that’s I’d totally suck off, then rail. Ironically enough his name is Allan Cumming. Nerds have the best cock.

 

Good choice! I've had the hots for Alan Cumming ever since I saw him in The Anniversary Party. 

1 hour ago, 7bb86 said:

Deffo putin!

Dude! Your Putin trumps my Trump Jr.  

12 hours ago, ErosWired said:

That’s not a decent beard. That’s the only photo of him I’ve ever seen in which his beard doesn’t look like it’s out of place on his face and desperately, desperately trying to make a sales pitch. A man’s beard has to reflect the inner man in order to work, and this beard never has. He would be better off with seedy, pencil-thin moustaches and a goatee, if he insists on facial hair.

So I am a whore for any kind of facial hair. Like I said its a weakness. And if it actually came to it I hope I would tell Junior to fuck off. I don't disagree with you, if you scrutinize his facial hair it does look like he glued the sweepings off the barbershop floor onto his face.

Does my beard pass muster? No one ever sees it due to quarantine and mask wearing.

Just for fun here are my top 5 weirdest (embarrassing? grossest?) guys I want to fuck.

No. 1 Mumm Rha. If you grew up in the 80's you probably watched Thundercats.  I thought Mumm Rha was hot! I love bad boys and he was a mysterious villain with killer thighs.  I so wanted to get a peak under his shenti. What I wanted most was a three-way with Mumm Rha and Skeletor.

No. 2 Groundskeeper Willie. I always had a thing for older men and when I saw Willie rip off his shirt on the Simpsons I was ready for the pants to go. Janitor porn is one of my things. Hey Treasure Island, more janitor porn with Willie look-a-likes please.

No. 3 Steven Miller. I can't help it, creeps and jerks turn me on. You can't get any creepier or jerkier than Steven Miller. I bet he's got a nice ass. Has too considering how conservative and tight he is. I'd eat his ass before I fucked it and then threw him out on the street followed by his clothes. I am keeping the shoes though.

No. 4 Lucy from Disenchantment. Hear me out on this one. Two things that attract me are a sexy voice and an attitude. Lucy has both in spades. He is adorable, funny, and such a bad boy. I pop a boner every time he speaks.

No. 5 Donald Trump Jr. Okay I am actually grossed out by this one and ashamed of myself cuz I can not stand this guy! But ever since he grew a beard I want to sit on his dick. I have such a weak spot for guys with beards. Its my achilles heal. Grow a decent beard and watch me bend over. Sigh. So he can fuck me but only if he doesn't say a word.

I could go on, there are more of course. Let me know your top 5.

14 minutes ago, BootmanLA said:

I found most of your tips and suggestions well thought through. But this last small rant - well, it strikes me kind of like complaining that restaurants don't have showers so you can wash your work sweat off before eating.

Seems to me if you're going to a bathhouse, you ought to take care of things like cleaning out before you leave home. I can't imagine something that I'd find less appealing in a bathhouse than going to the bathroom to relieve myself and hearing (or worse, seeing) someone flushing shit out of his ass because he wasn't prepared when he arrived.

If I sounded like I was complaining it is because I was. Ideally I would prefer the comfort and privacy of my home to dredge the funk out of my pipes but that is not always an option. A lot of bottoms are rural meaning they drive a long ways to get some dick. The closest bathhouse to me is over 2 hours away so even if I douche before I leave there is no guarantee I will be fresh when I get there. I always do another douche when I arrive.

     Plus there are bottoms who live with family and roommates.  It is not fun trying to douche on the down low while Grandpa is banging on the door because the chili went right through him. Try explaining to your roommate or nosey sister why you have been in the bathroom for the last two hours and have flushed the toilet 13 times. 

     Then there is the timing factor. Back when the The Club New Orleans was in operation a room rental was for 12 hours and you bet I stayed the whole time to get as much dick as I could.  At some point in those 12 hours I probably had to douche again. Lastly no matter how well you think you have douched accidents happen. I think I am totally clean then the top informs me otherwise. I am not driving home for a enema.

     I agree with you, I don't want to hear or smell the competition, I mean other bottoms, cleaning their asses.  That is why I appreciate bathhouses that accommodate bottoms with douching booths. Club Z in Seattle has a dedicated douching booth that is private and much appreciated. Thanks for reading my post BootmanLA. I hope this explanation makes my rant sound a little more reasonable.

I have encountered several threads on Breedingzone either discussing or asking advice about douching so I decided to throw in my two cents and so I present to you my fellow bottoms...treehugger's guide to douching. Enjoy.
     

Tip No. 1   Know thyself. Being in touch with your body and how it functions in your own personal way is the most important knowledge in getting the most out of your douching routine. What I mean is questions like: How often do you defecate? Are your poos log-like or is it like you just turned on a soft serve machine? How often are you constipated? How long does it take you to push out a loaf? and so on. Understanding how your body operates will give you a better idea of what you need to do to get properly cleaned out.
     For example, if you are often constipated, take a long time to push out a few nuggets or have squishy poos then you are more likely to have a harder time cleaning out properly. This leads me to tip number two.
     

Tip No. 2  A good douche starts with a healthy diet and exercise. Nothing lubes the ole shit chute like fiber and a trot around the block.  Maybe you are that lucky guy that can eat anything under the sun and shit like a champ but chances are you are not. Diets high in animal protein, dairy and sugar can gum up the works making it harder for a quick douche to do a proper job.
     Cutting down on meat, dairy and sugar then upping your veg intake can move things along quite nicely.  Also remember to hydrate properly especially if you consume alcohol. Consider taking a daily fiber supplement of some kind. And I do mean daily! To be a good bottom you need to be ready to take a load at all times. If you manage things properly you might get away with a quick douche before your next hookup gets to your door.

Tip No. 3 Explore and experiment. First of all stick a couple fingers up your ass and feel around. Get to know what your are dealing with. Seriously, do it! Here's why. I have a problem with water getting trapped by my second ring. Not such a big deal if its clean but I'd rather not take any chances so sometimes I have to go knuckle deep, nudge that second ring and see if the pipes are dry.
     Try different types of douching equipment. I do like the shower wands but they can take some getting used to especially when trying to determine the best water pressure.  I find I can get too much water too deep in my gut then it takes hours for all that dirty water to make its way back out. Depending on what type of encounter you are expecting you might not need to get that clean. Again it depends on how your body functions. If you are a reasonably heathy guy who isn't preparing for a gangbang you only need to clean out so many inches of your intestines for a stink free fuck.
     I have not tried the enema bags so not sure how well those work. I have an enema ball that is small enough to travel and big enough to get the job done. I've had the same one for 20 years. As big a 'ho as I am I still have not managed to wear it out.
     I recently tried a bidet wand that attached to the toilet and loved it. Worked perfectly for a quick douche and you can do it right over the toilet. It was a little awkward at first but once I got the hang of it was great.

Tip No. 4  Start early with your douching routine. Of course this is not always an option but if you have a fuck planned it doesn't hurt to get the ball rolling early on. Even if my fuck is hours away I like to start douching so by the time its showtime I can be confident I am clean. I shoot some water in my hole, evacuate and then go on with my day, doing it again a half hour later and so on.
     If I plan on going to a fuck party, the bathhouse or a bookstore I might even start the day or night before. Fasting is a great way to have less to flush out. I am a champion at fasting so I can even not eat for a couple days before the event and have a much easier time cleaning out. Of course I hydrate and drink broth while fasting to keep up my energy. Sometimes I do a flush the night before by drinking a few glasses of prune juice.  I happen to like the taste of prune juice and it works great for me at moving things along.

Tip No. 5  Use lube when douching. You may not need to do this especially if your douching is a quick and easy operation. But if you are having trouble getting clean and have to insert over and over again that could lead to soreness and discomfort. I know it does for me. When I just can not seem to get clean and I am on my umpteenth ball of warm water my hole can get a little tender. As much dick as I have had over the years you would think it would not be so but alas my rosebud is apparently as delicate as the morning dew and lube is an essential component of my douching routine. 
     

     Well that is all I have. Let men know if I left out anything. I am sure I will have an opinion on it. Lastly I would like to go on a small rant and mention how difficult we bottoms sometimes have it. I have been to 14 different bathhouses throughout the USA and I have to say most of them have shitty (no pun intended) facilities for cleaning out. What a fucking pain it is to have to carry enough bottled water into a stall to clean out properly when there is no dedicated space to douche. Just sayin.
     Tops are so fucking lucky! I know, boo-hoo. 

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I am asking if anyone knows the owner personally or knows if he will sell or bring back the site. He lives in San Francisco. I think his online name is shaunbear something. Any information is greatly appreciated. Thank you

Did you ever figure out what happened? I loved that site and still miss it. 😞