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Yep.  Sounds like opening of a joke but....two Catholic priests and a rabbi.  

Met the first priest in college.  He was a hot 9x6 uncut 40ish boricua papi who worked at a catholic university and loved to dominate, humiliate and fuck the hell out of the rich whiteboy college students.  We had a lot of fun times fucking around and working guys over together.  

The second priest I met 10 years later online.  He tied me up spreadeagle on my floor, slammed me, slammed himself, stuck the used points through my nips and spent the night and most of the next day doing pretty much whatever he wanted.  At some point during the session when we were both high as kites and I was still tied up he asked me if I’d ever have a problem having sex with a priest because that’s what I’m doing right now.  Ummm...nope, thanks for the info and btw you have an interesting sense of timing.  

Picked up the rabbi at the gym.  He was a hunky, hairy, bearded married guy and sexy as hell.  He and I were FWB for several years and had a great time together in and out of bed.  He eventually came out to his congregation, left his wife and moved in with a guy. 

I’ve been eating my own cum since the first time I shot a load.

Had a busy weekend ahead of me and needed to blow off some steam and work someone over before it started so I stopped by a local video place on my way home from work Friday night.  Paid my $, headed straight for the theater, sat down, pulled my cock out of my jeans and started stroking.  As I looked around I noticed a couple lurkers, one sketchy-looking amped up guy fidgeting and pulling his clothes off and a hot looking black guy walking around the place pounding a nice fat cock and showing it to everyone but not letting anyone touch or suck it.  Watched the movie for a bit, shoved the meth head down on the floor, pushed his head down on my cock, and let him slobber on my dick, balls and hole while he hummed and touched himself all over.  Trouble is he was tweaking too hard to watch his teeth so I pushed him off and headed for the booths.  Walked around with my pierced cock out until I found a skinny little papi with puppy dog eyes and a nice uncut cock like silk-covered steel.  Pushed him up against the wall, jammed my tongue down his throat and played with his hot, sweaty little ass while he stroked my cock and played with the PA.  Said he’d never been with one in person and wanted to know if it hurt.  Nahhhhhh....why don’t you suck it mijo and see what it’s like.  Let him lick and tongue and play with it for a while then pushed his head all the way down till his nose hit my pubes.  Blew my load straight down his throat while his eyes streamed tears and he gagged and sputtered and gasped for air.  Patted his head, told him he was a good boy and asked how he liked sucking a pierced cock.  He said I was a little rough but he thinks he must’ve liked it cause he shot twice while I was skullfucking him.  Looked down and sure enough papi’s cum was all over his jeans, my boots and the floor.  Helped him clean up, made out for a while and talked, then swapped digits, made plans to meet again later and I headed home for the weekend.  Mission accomplished.

🦀🦀🦀

Woooooof - no matter how many times I’ve seen them, I still get boned instantly and blast load after load every time I watch all the hot, hairy, uninhibited pigs in those old Joe Gage movies El Paso Wrecking Corp., Kansas City Trucking and LA Tool and Die.

Took a break from Black Friday shopping at Plaza las Americas to hit the restrooms and came across an inked up little papi chulo and two tall Brazilian guys stroking their cocks at the urinals.  Walked up next to the hot little papi, pulled out my pierced cock, got myself hard and put my hand on the back of his head while one of the Brazilian dudes stuck his hand down the back of my shorts and played with my ass.  Now I don’t mind a group or being watched but I was in the mood for a little alone time with my cocksucker so I opened the handicapped stall door, pushed him in and shut the door after us - the Brazilian dudes were tall so they had no trouble watching the show and I got papi’s sweet mouth and hairy little ass to myself.  Let him slobber on my dick a while before skullfucking him, then bent him over the toilet, ate his hairy hole to get him good and lubed up, and shoved my dick in.  Blasted my load inside him while the Brazilians watched us over the door and played with each other.  Papi shot his load, turned around and cleaned up my cock; I thanked him, washed up and left.  As I was checking my phone outside the bathroom I noticed papi leave and walk up to a girl and baby - presumably his.  She seemed pissed and cussed him out for taking so long in the bathroom.  Didn’t hear his response but caught his eye and winked as they walked by.  Damn I love that mall...

17 minutes ago, find91 said:

I find most hookup apps are bullshit

Yes.  This.  Exactly.

Not sure if skullfucking a guy to lube your cock or eating his hole to lube it up before you fuck him counts as foreplay but definitely enjoy spit and shove.

I’d be up for it

Was horned up all morning today so I figured I’d check out the local video place at lunch.  Paid the cashier, walked into the theater, shucked off my t-shirt and shorts (left the boots on lol) and flopped down on one of the theater sofas to chill and stroke till my eyes adjusted to the darkness.  Watched a little hairy fireplug across the aisle from me sucking off an old guy while pounding on his stubby dick.  As soon as fireplug guy saw my PA glinting in the light from the screen he pulled off the old dude, walked over and got on his knees in front of the sofa I was on.  I told him to ditch his clothes if he wanted to service my pierced cock, so he did.  Deepthroated me and played with my balls and hole while another guy who I didn’t see at first stood behind the sofa tweaking my nips and lapping the sweat from my ripe, hairy pits.  Fireplug dude came - too soon - all over my feet, licked them clean, got dressed and left.  I stood up and turned around to look at the guy who’d been standing behind us and playing with my nips - cute, tallish ginger dude with a nice thick dick, lots of chest hair and a little go-t.  I wanted to fuck this guy and needed to take it someplace more private so I got dressed and told him to follow me to a cubicle.  As soon as the door locked we were naked, he was up against the wall with his asscheeks spread and my tongue was up his sweaty, hungry hole.  After getting him good and wet I started rubbing my pierced dick up against his hole.  Dude told me he’d never been fucked by a PA before and wasn’t sure he could handle it but I promised to go slow and stop it if hurt.  My cock actually went in pretty easily and soon I was bottomed out and pounding him like a jackhammer until suddenly I felt his hole clamp and spasm around my cock as he shot a huge load all over us and the booth.  Needless to say this was all I needed to send me over the edge and I flooded his hole with my cum.  Pulled out, cleaned up as best we could, made out for a bit, dressed and exchanged digits and I was in my truck on my back to work.  All in all a pretty good lunch hour...

Spit, cum and/or Gun Oil.

*raises hand*

Gotta say there’s nothing better than a hot, sweaty hairy hole - can eat one for hours on end before fucking it.  Keep the hair, it’s sexy and looks great.

9 hours ago, ErosWired said:

Part of our problem in “today’s simplified world” is that we seem more willing to dumb everything down for the idiots rather than educating them.

Smart is sexy

YES!  THIS.  EXACTLY.  THANK YOU!  
It’s disheartening and demoralizing to spend so much time choosing precisely the right words to express your thoughts and get a blank stare or “???” in response.  Smart IS sexy.  Functionally illiterate and proudly ignorant are not.

Capable of physical monogamy?  Yes.  Interested in it?  Definitely not.  Tried it once when I was younger and it really didn’t work for either of us.  I have no problem being emotionally monogamous though - in fact, it’s what I want in a serious relationship.  Personally, where one or the other of us sticks our dick is immaterial, it’s being the one you come home to every night and put before anyone else in your life that matters the most to me.

Yep.  This is what happened to me many years ago during my very first bondage experience.  Went out for drinks and bumps with the hot, older, muscled leather pig IT guy from my office.  Got buzzed and horny and went back to his place.  Dude cuffed me to his headboard, stripped my clothes off, and with his eyes locked on mine...impaled himself balls deep on my cock without stopping.  He rode me, never breaking eye contact and talking filth the whole time, until I came three times inside him while he shot his loads all over my face, hair and chest and then licked them up and fed them to me with his tongue.  Needless to say I was totally hooked - both on the cuffs and his muscled and twirled up hole.  Until then I had no idea a bottom could be dominant.

I’m 8.5 x 7 and have had a 0g PA for years.  Yes there’s a risk of chipping a tooth when you skullfuck someone - in fact there’s a thread on here talking about it if you want to check it out - but if you’re not into anything really rough, your cocksucker knows what he’s doing and has normal, healthy teeth, the risk of tooth damage from a PA while giving a normal blowjob is usually pretty minimal.  Honestly I’ve had more trouble with some guys’ gag reflexes than with tooth damage but that’s not necessarily due to my PA 😏

Syphilis will kick the living shit out of you, especially if you don’t know you have it. I spent 2 weeks hooked up to an IV of penicillin several years ago because I didn’t have any symptoms so I never got tested for it until I started presenting with random mysterious and life-threatening symptoms.  Lesson learned and I’m sure as hell not about to go through it again.  Get tested regularly.  A healthy pig is a happy pig.

Commando.  Always.  Except for work meetings.  Love feeling my cock and PA moving around in my jeans or shorts.  Also love the scent of my sweaty crotch and funky pierced dick whenever I unzip to piss during the day, it turns me on like a fucking switch.  The visual advertising doesn’t hurt either, sometimes it’s a great conversation starter.

Fuck...teeth nipping/biting/chewing on foreskin is so amazing and incredibly intense when done right it’ll make your whole body shudder and your eyes roll back in your head and yeah the orgasm is so explosive it’ll blow the back of your cocksucker’s head off.

Spot on @BritBottom and beautifully put.  I agree 100%.

4 hours ago, tallslenderguy said:

i think it is ignorant (at best) to acknowledge or glamorize them in any positive way or by making a fetish out of them. The leather and uniforms is just making silk purse out of a sows ear.

This is a thoughtful and insightful observation.  I wonder sometimes how many guys out there in boots and harnesses or watching leather porn videos know the true origins of the modern gay leather/bdsm scene.  I also wonder whether knowing their fetish originated with the nazis would make a difference to them.  After all, millions of people around the world drive Volkswagens and love them even though the company was originally formed by Hitler and run by the Nazi government.  Somehow time and distance seem to alter the significance and purpose of things as they evolve and their origins recede further into the past.

OH.  FUCK.  YES.  MORE PLEASE.

Is this it?  If so, it’s from Breeding Pigs 3, produced by Pig Boy and available for purchase on their website https://pigboyruben.com/

I’ll always remember mine too.  Took (and gave) my first fist MAL weekend 1997 during a 36-hour pnp marathon with my then bf at the Crew Club.  That weekend he also gifted me my first harness.   Still get boned every time I think about it.