One day I go out hiking. Scope out the trail, make sure I'm more or less alone. I find a spot to stash my clothes, strip them off, and go on an adventure. When I come back, my clothes are gone. After a moment of panic, I hear someone shout at me, "looking for these?" A pair of guys with smug looks on their faces are holding everything, beckon me over to them. "If you want these back you'll need to use your holes to empty our balls," they tell me. Then, in a relatively secluded area, but somewhere I could still be spotted, they mercilessly spit roast me, unloading in my mouth, my ass, wherever they want.
I think that would be a lot of fun.