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Dumbest request ever


Bottom Jim

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I was chatting with this guy on CL. He said he was very excited about fucking me. And we wanted to do it raw.

When he came over he was hot and had a huge dick. Then when when got started he pulled out a condom. He wanted to wear it while I blew him. I said if I wanted to suck on rubber I could have chewed a rubber band. I asked what part of fucking raw did he miss. Anyway he left in a huff. What a waste.

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I had a man once ask me to fuck him while he was wearing a ballerina's tu-tu & smoking a cigar. He was in his late 40s and wore a full beard; pretty good-looking...

I was so astonished I burst into gales of laughter - it really pissed him off. Needless to say, if he got any cock that night, it wasn't mine. Which was OK by me.

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