I need to get laid

[shyguyuk]

So, IDK how much of what is said on this forum is real and how much is fantasy, but I just want to say that if even half of it is true I am insanely jealous of all of you.

y'see, I'm 34. I've had sex a total of six times in my life (yes, they were at least raw). The last time was over five years ago.

*sigh*.

[negbtm]

If I was in the UK I would help you out so fast