Spunked In An Unusual Place?

[Guest SBBOY]

So what unusual places do you like to shoot your load on/over/in/under/near (nothing to do with another guy)

 

For example; if I'm in a hotel alone (can't find a hook-up or don't have time for one), I like spunking on stuff like the mouth piece of the phone, or inside the bible in the drawer. 

 

Anyone done/does something similar? Perhaps spunks into a colleagues food or drink? etc

 

 

 

[bbzh]

To that remark about spunking in the bible, I ask everyone who read that to form a prayer circle around this young man and pray with me.

 

Father, I stretch my hands to Thee,

No other help I know;
If Thou withdraw Thyself from me,
Ah! whither shall I go?

 

Loving father, touch this young man with your healing hands...for he knoweth not that he shalt not shoot his bodily fluids in the pages of your sacred scripture.

 

Let the church say amen.

 

 

[Guest SBBOY]

Lol