Return Your Seat And Tray Table To The Upright And Lock Position And Drop Your Cock

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Guy arrested in Charlotte today after masturbating during his airline flight.   I travel a lot...and have seen a lot that is hard to imagine, but this is kind of amazing.   Dude admitted to getting a hard on just after take off (hell with using those electronic devices when you get to 10,000 feet).  Evidently he decided to take matters into hand.  I suppose it was good he did not ring his flight attendant button for assistance (although there are plenty of sky sluts who would ,in another place. gladly help out).

 

I know all about the mile high club and earned my membership years ago....but that is what those damned nasty heads are for....or blankets on an overnight/long distance flight.  

 

Check out the link.  Once you get to the article, you can read the criminal complaint.

 

http://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/local/article98794037.html

 

What the hell is the world coming too when you cannot pound your pud on an American Airlines flight without getting busted by overreaching cops.  

 

When you see that stain on your seat on your next flight.....just know it could be the dried poz cum of a horny traveler.