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....and when you're too busy, your phone dings every 30 seconds.

 

It's a corollary to Murphy's Law of Cock-- the hotter the guy, the farther away he is. If you're in Atlanta, he's in Berlin. You go to Berlin, he's in Nashville for the weekend.

 

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LOL - yeah I find this too - when Im horny there is literaly nobody around - however when Im not available I get messages left right and centre. And for some reason, Sunday nights are the worst! In my area everybody dies on a Sunday night - never a cock to be found!

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Totally know how all you guys are feeling & agree with most if not all of you. Most times when i am horny online & some random guy is trying to chat me up they are totally clueless & i am like falling asleep just hearing the dribble. I normally at this stage switch off & log out.

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