Never anyone when you want

[fungayboy]

Anyone else find that when you are horny and just want a horny chat with someone there is never anyone available lol

 

[einathens]

....and when you're too busy, your phone dings every 30 seconds.

 

It's a corollary to Murphy's Law of Cock-- the hotter the guy, the farther away he is. If you're in Atlanta, he's in Berlin. You go to Berlin, he's in Nashville for the weekend.

 

[Joelle]

Living in a village, it has been over 9 months since I have had sex. Truly missing just the taste and feel of something real.

[Bottomboynam]

I got used this weekend and still have there cum im my ass.

[evilqueerpig]

When I'm horny, chat is the LAST thing I want!

[BBPaulZA]

LOL - yeah I find this too - when Im horny there is literaly nobody around - however when Im not available I get messages left right and centre. And for some reason, Sunday nights are the worst! In my area everybody dies on a Sunday night - never a cock to be found!

Edited August 28, 2017 by BBPaulZA
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[bbzh]

I find that as soon as I go out of town I get messages from guys in my hometown wanting to fuck. I could scream.

[Guest Dickmagnet]

Totally know how all you guys are feeling & agree with most if not all of you. Most times when i am horny online & some random guy is trying to chat me up they are totally clueless & i am like falling asleep just hearing the dribble. I normally at this stage switch off & log out.