On a cruise ship

[curiouspuppy429]

How do I find a guy to get off on a cruise ship?

[Monster5-8gPA]

If your on a gay cruise, post a poster on your door stating cock sucker available, inquire within and  even have a sign up sheet! Make the sign catchy! Like a glory hole with stick figures would do! If it’s a straight or mixed cruise, I don’t know that I would advertise on your door! Gay cruises will definitely get you action! 

My first husband and I took several gay cruises and always took our portable sling on our trips! We posted a poster with a catch phase, ever want to try out a sling? We even left the door open for guys to see as they passed by. To say the least we had several takers and had a great time with multiple guys on each cruise! By the 2nd day of the cruise there was all this buzz do you know where the sling is? There’s a sling onboard?  Even the host for the entertainment that night said I hear there’s a sling on the cruise and a few shouted out where! We loved the attention it brought along with all the fun too! 

[atllkg]

On regular cruises there is ample opportunity to find cock. Most cruises will have a "Friends of Dorothy" event toward cocktail time. You'll find these listed on the daily activity sheet that's put in your room each day.  "FOD" is a code dating back decades; the cruise line welcomes gay travelers and this is their way of providing a way to meet other gays on the cruise. This is usually a "private" event with a cash bar, free appetizers in a meeting room on the ship; it is usually very discreet. 

Now for the fun pick-ups.  I go on several cruises per year and I go solo. There is just too much action. Face it, you're with a huge group of people so there are going to plenty of gay men around. The easy way to find the gay men are to go to the photo postings. The cruise line photographers take pics of everyone boarding and then they post in the shopping area for people to buy. There's no names but you can see who the two guys are that came on together, or even better the guy that comes on with his Mom. 

Then there are the married guys or those with their GF.  The first night they're getting slammed and being very romantic. The first night is not good for hunting however, by the second night they are starting to look for new adventures.  I always look for small out of the way bars. There will be several on the ship. Find one you like, tip the bartender well, and stay at that bar. People cycle through these bars about half hour. Be talkative with the guys, men let their guard down. Plus by tipping the bartender, they're going to be your friend and chat with you a lot. That says to other passengers you're a good guy. These passenger guys have been drinking all day and are in a party mood. Around the second day, guys want to be with guys and women have found their friends to shop on the ship.  No matter, I average at least 3 cocks per night before getting my "overnight" guest.

Then there's the daytime while in port. Don't leave the ship. Stay on the ship, hang out at the little bar and you'll be amazed at who will stop by to chat and he's bored. Keep in mind, I travel solo so don't need to worry about coordinating with a cabin mate. For any of this to work, get out of the gay bar mentality and do not pose. This is a vacation, so up beat and talkative is the secret sauce. 

For my finial each night I go on the hunt in the casino.  I spend a lot of time around the craps table. This is where the testosterone is in the air, men are being men and they are drunk.  There's winners and loser there, your job is work the one you want to help "celebrate or console." By the 3rd night of a cruise, the casino staff knows what I'm up to and usually point me in the right direction.  A nice tip helps the process along. There are slow times in the casino usually during dinner. Sit down, play a game and chat it up with the casino staff. 

Regarding staff, there are some very hott men working on these ships; however, there are really strict policies for them. No Fraternizing.  I've connected with many cruise staf but the time and circumstances were right. If you try to make it happen you'll just frustrate yourself.  One trick is to get to a show early each night, get a front row seat and make eye contact with your target on stage. During the evening or day you'll see him onboard like a passenger; they use the pool and go to the bars. If you're in the same seat two nights in a row, the cast remembers you. Go up and talk with him and compliment on his performance when you see him around the ship.  Every time I meet an entertainer, it's in the late night "dance" bar. I'll follow the one I'm interested in when he heads to the restroom. I don't approach in the restroom but just kind of bump into him in the hall. These guys are ultra paranoid about breaking the rules of fraternizing with passengers. 

If all of this fails or just not your style, there's the hook up place that's been known since passenger ships started sailing:  the steam room.  Every ship has a very nice steam room.  This is where the Bi and married guys go.  Plan on around 5:00.  Bi and married guys say to their wife/GF that they're going to go get a steam and shower down in the locker room. Women love this.  The cabins are small and bathrooms even smaller. Women want their time alone to get ready do their make-up etc.  Generally, the guys heading to the steam room aren't gay and you probably won't get any ass action. But it is hott!! There are ground rules for steam rooms around the world, they hold true on ships too. Most guys will have a towel on, you should too. Then a little rubbing and some wood, then nature takes it's course.

So here's a nice primer for you on cruise ship play time.  Final note, avoid cruises that are overload with families especially those out of Port Canaveral. You'll get action, it's just a lot more difficult. Cruises out of Ft Lauderdale have always been my most productive because they are geared toward higher priced demographic; which tends to be open to new experiences. (Note, that is a good line when a "straight guy" starts to back out. Just mention that this is a cruise and new experiences are part of the adventure; the alcohol will usually get their brain back in the right place).  My best cruise ever is the one out of Galveston going to Mexico. This is a serious drinking, gambling cruise that's loaded with red neck Texas bubbas. Get some drinks in them, their big hair wives want to go to bed at 11, and they're out with their buddies. At blackjack or the craps table they will start talking about how great it would be to get a BJ.............it all depends on your talent. 

[backpackguy]

I've gone on a couple of gay cruises (Atlantis) in the past couple of years. There has always been a DL/discreet "dick deck" on these cruises...but this last cruise Atlantis gay cruise of the western Med (out of Barcelona) took the cake...the Atlantis staff announced the first night that for the first time ever there was now an official "dick deck." 10pm - dawn every night on deck 17...woohoo...had an amazing time 🍆🦴💦🐷😛🏳️‍🌈!!

[Guest MrBob]

I have only been on one cruise. A 7 day cruise from Orlando to the Bahamas. I was going  there just to suck some Bahemian cock. I was only out of the harbor about two hour before I was sucking a guy I met in the bar. Nice young guy. He asked me why I was taking this cruise. I said I am not going to lie to you. I am going to the Bahamas to suck cock. He chuckled. Asked if I liked to suck cocks. I said love it. We talked a little and he asked me if I thought I would be successful. I said yes I hope to suck at least 10 different cocks while I am there. I was looking at his growing bulge in his shorts. Apparently talking about cock sucking was turning him on. I touch his hand and said I would love to suck you if you would let me. Ten minutes later I was on my knees in my cabin Licking his balls and licking precum our of his piss eye. He fed me a huge creamy load of cum. He turned out to be my whole trip. Him and I sucked and fucked each other for the next 6 days. Nice trip, rubbing cock and cuming on each others cocks. Fucking tight ass holes and eating delicious cum. Ass eating and licking was also a lot of fun. I think back and that was a perfect vacation. Eating, sleeping, lot of sun, drinking and a continuous sucking and fucking.