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What I'm really thankful for-


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Every year my Aunt  "Hate the Sin. Love the Sinner" Margarete  suffers the little children and  starving adults to her  table side performance of "God is Great & I'm Gonna Tell You All the Reasons Why!" -a one woman tour-de-force celebrating The Lord's Divine Wisdom & Magnificent Bounty. Followed by that interactive seasonal favorite, ''I'm holding dessert and after-dinner drinks hostage until everyone at table goes 'round and shares what they are most thankful for!''   I'll be going with, "I'd like to thank God, Margarete and Baby Jesus for the following"

  1.  Our Statewide Clean Needle Exchange Program
  2.   At least six different Statute of Limitations &
  3.  The United States' somewhat laissez-faire  Extradition Treaties with certain foreign powers.
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I was at a theater last night because it was Thanksgiving and I needed my turkey stuffed .... So, it gave me some time to think about the things I'm thankful for.

  1. I'm thankful for the porn that taught me about sex.
  2. I'm thankful for internet sites like this one that provide a forum to discuss sex.
  3. I'm thankful for adult bookstores, gloryholes, theaters, and bathhouses.
  4. I'm thankful for cocks and the cum and piss that flow from them.
  5. I'm thankful for the dildos and lube I use to open and grease my hole.

Those are just a few of the things that bring joy and keep me motivated throughout the year.

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On 11/27/2019 at 10:52 PM, PERVERSATILE said:

Every year my Aunt  "Hate the Sin. Love the Sinner" Margarete  suffers the little children and  starving adults to her  table side performance of "God is Great & I'm Gonna Tell You All the Reasons Why!" -a one woman tour-de-force celebrating The Lord's Divine Wisdom & Magnificent Bounty. Followed by that interactive seasonal favorite, ''I'm holding dessert and after-dinner drinks hostage until everyone at table goes 'round and shares what they are most thankful for!'' 

If she’s all “Hate the sin. Love the sinner” then she must absolutely adore you...

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12 hours ago, ErosWired said:

If she’s all “Hate the sin. Love the sinner” then she must absolutely adore you...

Several years ago, her  8 year old daughter told me, and I quote, "God doesn't love you and you're going to burn in Hell." So yeah, spot on example of ''Christian Love''.

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