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Secret confessions from guysĀ  you may or not know about:Ā 

We really love Ā compliments!

"If you compliment my appearance, I will probably remember forever. I still remember when a girl in college told me I look nice with my beard when I first grew it out. I’ve had a beard ever since."

We need ourĀ alone time.

"When we want to be alone, it's not that we don't want to be around you, it's that we don't want to be around anyone for a bit.

We've figured out how to make ourĀ penises, uh, "talk."

"You can squeeze the head of your penis and the tip lips will move like a mouth, and you can talk to it."

Sometimes, weĀ masturbate to kill time.

"It is not sexual at all. It is a bit like making a coffee to pass ten minutes."
Ā 

We don't care if you're popular or not.

"We don't care how popular (or unpopular) you are with other guys. So it shouldn't factor into how you value yourself when dating."

Can you think of any others ?Ā 
Ā 

Look forward to hearing your thoughts guysĀ 

Karl šŸ˜€

Edited by Karl8181
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Who is the ā€œweā€ you’re referring to? If you’re suggesting these are somehow universal ā€œguy thingsā€... um, no.

Ā I’m actually not comfortable with compliments, don’t just masturbate to kill time, and I sure as hell don’t talk to my cock like it has a little mouth. That may just be a you thing. (Not judging.)

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Although I don’t agree with everything you said, I like the sentiment. Most of us, for no other reason then ego, like to think that we are so different and special. Though it’s clear everyone is unique, I like the sentiment that a lot of us have more in common than we think we do. Maybe if we acknowledge that the ā€œgay communityā€Ā wouldn’t be so nasty and divisive as it is now.

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