bottoming because of my annoying wife

[heyzeus]

she'd always had lots of gay guy friends. a __ hag, right. we'd gotten married right after high school in rural texas but moved to houston before the year was out and etched out a small life there. 
kalyn (i know) was sweet but dumb and thought that loving sex and the city made her progressive. she picked up some crappy jobs and made friends with a lot of gay guys. 
this was odd to me since i knew she was a huge homophobe. one night I tried to play with her asshole and she ridiculed me for being gay. "You know pussy is enough for most guys that aren't faggots."
she was right about one thing though, pussy wasn't enough for me because I also wanted dick. 
we had started having pot luck dinners with kalyn's friends. mostly gay guys. it was lots of fun. 

one night we had ted and george over--pretty much our closest friends. kalyn had a little too much of her crappy wine and forgot who she was talking to and mocked me for being gay. 
George replied, "Oh well if he's gay we should probably have sex" "oh I didn't mean it like that." "No, we must find out if your husband is a disgusting fag."
kalyn looked bereft. she hadn't meant to offend her buddies, but she was super dumb. 
I decided to exploit the opportunity. 
"let's get you to bed, okay?" 
****
I put Kalyn to bed and came back out. George and Ted were still there. They were both super gay. and hot.
"Sorry about that. i dunno what to say, but she's kinda super homophobic." "Anyway, let me show you something."
I went to a top kitchen cupboard and pulled down a dvd. i popped it in the xbox 360 and took a seat next to Ted on the couch. I pushed play.
some gay porn started up. A skinny white guy was laying in a sex swing and getting fucked in the ass bareback by a biker looking guy. ted started laughing, "so you are a faggot!"
george looked bemused. we all watched the porno. the first top ejaculated in the bottom's ass.
"you ever taken a dick?" ted asked. "no. just a fantasy. i haven't actually fucked anyone but kalyn." 
i watched intently as the next man slid his penis inside the bottom. 
"you know you're getting fucked tonight, right?"
i didnt respond for like 30 seconds, and ted and george waited patiently. 
"what if she wakes up?" 
"don't worry, i can tell she is OUT. and anyway, we'll be cool if she gets up."
i didn't say anything but i got up and took off all my clothes.
"Do you have any lube?" "Yeah hang on". 
I went into the darkened bedroom and poked around the nightstand. I found some warming lube I'd bought for our anniversary a few months back. i could see that Kalyn was zonked. i pulled the comforter up around her shoulders.
I went back to the living room and closed the bedroom door. I handed the lube to Ted "ok i guess this'll have to do" 
I got naked and took off the back couch cushions, tossing them over the back. i pressed my torso against the seat of the couch and stuck my ass in the air. 
Ted lubed my hole and his cock. he slid all the way inside me in one move. I gasped. fuck that was intense! Ted fucked me like a slut, and fair enough. i struggled to take his dick but if i was going to try gay sex, i wasn't going to give up so easily.
eventually, i stopped panicking and started enjoying the sensation.
as he got close to cumming, ted started weirdly narrating what was happening. "yeah im about to nut in this chick's husband." i realized george had his phone out and was filming. "oh fuck yeah"
ted pushed into me and george got up close. "this slut really is tight." "you were a virgin huh?"
i turned my face out of the couch to say "yup". 
george was up close with his camera and obviously got a clear shot of me.fuck it.
i got up on my elbows and said right into the lens "but im thinking about being a cumslut now." 
ted began to ejaculate in me, pounding my hole franticly. 
"oh fuck yeah bitch" he said a little too loud for comfort. he withdrew and i climbed up on the couch, laying on my back as i felt semen and lube slide out of my hole.ted was heading to the bathroom, which required going through the  bedroom where kalyn was passed out. "hey could you grab a towel" i called after quietly. 

***

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[pnpluvin]

I enjoyed your tale. I used to get off on taking dick behind my ex wife's back, so it hit a special spot for me.

 

[Willing]

9 hours ago, heyzeus said:

she'd always had lots of gay guy friends. a __ hag, right. we'd gotten married right after high school in rural texas but moved to houston before the year was out and etched out a small life there. 
kalyn (i know) was sweet but dumb and thought that loving sex and the city made her progressive. she picked up some crappy jobs and made friends with a lot of gay guys. 
this was odd to me since i knew she was a huge homophobe. one night I tried to play with her asshole and she ridiculed me for being gay. "You know pussy is enough for most guys that aren't faggots."
she was right about one thing though, pussy wasn't enough for me because I also wanted dick. 
we had started having pot luck dinners with kalyn's friends. mostly gay guys. it was lots of fun. 

one night we had ted and george over--pretty much our closest friends. kalyn had a little too much of her crappy wine and forgot who she was talking to and mocked me for being gay. 
George replied, "Oh well if he's gay we should probably have sex" "oh I didn't mean it like that." "No, we must find out if your husband is a disgusting fag."
kalyn looked bereft. she hadn't meant to offend her buddies, but she was super dumb. 
I decided to exploit the opportunity. 
"let's get you to bed, okay?" 
****
I put Kalyn to bed and came back out. George and Ted were still there. They were both super gay. and hot.
"Sorry about that. i dunno what to say, but she's kinda super homophobic." "Anyway, let me show you something."
I went to a top kitchen cupboard and pulled down a dvd. i popped it in the xbox 360 and took a seat next to Ted on the couch. I pushed play.
some gay porn started up. A skinny white guy was laying in a sex swing and getting fucked in the ass bareback by a biker looking guy. ted started laughing, "so you are a faggot!"
george looked bemused. we all watched the porno. the first top ejaculated in the bottom's ass.
"you ever taken a dick?" ted asked. "no. just a fantasy. i haven't actually fucked anyone but kalyn." 
i watched intently as the next man slid his penis inside the bottom. 
"you know you're getting fucked tonight, right?"
i didnt respond for like 30 seconds, and ted and george waited patiently. 
"what if she wakes up?" 
"don't worry, i can tell she is OUT. and anyway, we'll be cool if she gets up."
i didn't say anything but i got up and took off all my clothes.
"Do you have any lube?" "Yeah hang on". 
I went into the darkened bedroom and poked around the nightstand. I found some warming lube I'd bought for our anniversary a few months back. i could see that Kalyn was zonked. i pulled the comforter up around her shoulders.
I went back to the living room and closed the bedroom door. I handed the lube to Ted "ok i guess this'll have to do" 
I got naked and took off the back couch cushions, tossing them over the back. i pressed my torso against the seat of the couch and stuck my ass in the air. 
Ted lubed my hole and his cock. he slid all the way inside me in one move. I gasped. fuck that was intense! Ted fucked me like a slut, and fair enough. i struggled to take his dick but if i was going to try gay sex, i wasn't going to give up so easily.
eventually, i stopped panicking and started enjoying the sensation.
as he got close to cumming, ted started weirdly narrating what was happening. "yeah im about to nut in this chick's husband." i realized george had his phone out and was filming. "oh fuck yeah"
ted pushed into me and george got up close. "this slut really is tight." "you were a virgin huh?"
i turned my face out of the couch to say "yup". 
george was up close with his camera and obviously got a clear shot of me.fuck it.
i got up on my elbows and said right into the lens "but im thinking about being a cumslut now." 
ted began to ejaculate in me, pounding my hole franticly. 
"oh fuck yeah bitch" he said a little too loud for comfort. he withdrew and i climbed up on the couch, laying on my back as i felt semen and lube slide out of my hole.ted was heading to the bathroom, which required going through the  bedroom where kalyn was passed out. "hey could you grab a towel" i called after quietly. 

***

hello, i'd like to make some friends here. message me!

Kalyn would have been a good fuck that night too💧🍆💋, she'd thought she was dreaming 🤭

[austin_submale]

Nice start!  I hope to read more!

 

 

[Guest]

Strikes a cord with me, love it!

[pozpopperpig]

Great start!  Hope for more!

[Cornyoldfuck]

NICE

 

[Kayne]

this needs to be continued.