I want to fuck a million holes

[Ponystallion]

Has anyone fucked a million holes yet? I want to meet you if you have 

[BootmanLA]

10 minutes ago, Ponystallion said:

Has anyone fucked a million holes yet? I want to meet you if you have 

Highly, highly unlikely.

Let's assume a man's sexual life actively goes on for, say, sixty years - from age 15 to age 75. That would mean 16,99 holes per year, or 45 every day, 365 days a year. Even if you assume each one only takes ten minutes, start to finish, and maybe ten minutes to recover in between, that's still over 15 hours a day dedicated to fucking and getting hard again. Every day, day in and day out, for sixty years. Every "sick day" you take puts you farther behind. Stopping to eat puts you farther behind. Doing anything else - showering, shopping for food, earning a living - puts you further behind.

I suppose in some distant foreign land, where some perverted potentate rules with an iron hand and has zero to worry about in terms of personal care, he might come somewhat close. Maybe by half. 

Otherwise: this is pure fap material.

 

[Ponystallion]

I love an analytical mind, hot

[NWUSHorny]

It's nice to have a goal. 

Personally I'd settle for 10,000 and I'm probably half way there.

I'm versatile and would happily volunteer my hole to help meet your goal.

[daemien]

If you're ever in the Tampa Bay area you're welcome to breed me, stud.