A beginner's guide to setting up an anon pump n dump

[LetsPOZBreed]

On 5/18/2023 at 2:23 AM, ErosWired said:

Above all else, you want a lube the Tops can’t spill, because if they can, they will. Every. Fucking. Time. And then you have either a mess on the carpet, or a skating-rink-of-death right where the Top needs to be able to anchor his feet for thrusting. 

This reminds me of a funny story that happened after I first moved to London.  I met up with a guy to fuck him as one of his many tops for the day.  I squirted the lube in the mostly dark room, then went to stroke my cock and couldn't feel the lube that I'd squirt.  So I'd put more and got the job done from there _ I was mostly anchored in place and didn't notice anything else out of the ordinary.

As I'm leaving to start the walk back home, I felt that my feet were starting to slip in my flip-flops and realised where some of that lube had gone.  Was probably the slowest I'd walked in my entire life.

[Njn0mc]

On 2/1/2022 at 1:20 PM, rock-cock-jock said:

I’ve been doing anon pump and dump scenarios periodically over the last 10 years across mostly Canada and occasionally the US as both a top and bottom and I thought that I’d draft a guide document for anyone thinking of organizing it to be a cumdump bottom for the first time. Hope this helps and let me know if I’ve forgotten anything.

 

Checklist of main things to pack (not exhaustive):

Change of clothes

Lube (I prefer vaseline as the main lubricator- cheap and will keep your hole operational the entire night and in addition, a small sized silicone lube placed on the bed where the top can spot it in low lighting. I prefer small sizes because I’ve had a top be way too excessive with the lube. Totally wasteful and messy)

Condoms (obviously not our preference but I’ve found having it explicitly stated as an option in your ad raises your response rate substantially. You can always request them to cum on your hole afterwards or get the load out of the used condom afterwards. I’ve had some hot straight guys that will only do safe. Best not to restrict your options imo)

Jockstraps (I bring spares because when one is soaked with cum and cold and clammy it’s a bit uncomfortable)

Poppers (make sure the tops dont steal it afterward. I like the european ones that have the evaporation resistant caps so the poppers stay strong and avoids spillage which has happened to me before due to clumsiness and not being able to see)

glasses/ contact case and solution (hotel rooms are dry and my eyes dry out after a couple fucks)

Blindfold (the first few times I did it I cheated and used a see through blindfold (amazon) because I was scared that something would happen. But now I do it properly using a cheapie I think I got from dollar store - more of an immersive experience and I think the really paranoid discrete ones are more comfortable with a heightened level of anonymity. This is optional for some people depending on their comfort level I think. I don’t recommend going for any kinky mask or gear or hood etc without clearing it with your respondent first. I remember showing up as an anon top to a hotel room and the btm was decked out in gear. I would normally be ok with it but was just surprised and kinda pissed that he didnt at least give me a heads up.

Laptop and hdmi cord (if you plan to play porn as an ambience. Personally when topping I’ve found the porn volume to be distracting if too loud and was a little nervous the neighbors would hear. Also you might not want to pull out anything too kinky. Alot of the respondents are straight and/or new to gay sex. They’re delicate - don’t weird em out before you get their load)

Water (stay hydrated. Try to avoid eating though and absolutely no coffee unless you want to spend another 45 min douching)

Phone charger

Anything you need for comfort or to keep you entertained during your downtime when you’re waiting for the next guy

Any cosmetic or bathroom items that you might need

Duck tape (I use this to keep the door from locking. More sustainable than using the door latch which I’ve found some tops reset)

Cap, optional (I like the sporty look.. Plus added bonus of keeping the tops from grabbing your hair if they make you suck their dick)

Mouthwash (some guys will surprise you with unexpected kissing and cuddling so best have good breath in preparation for that. I personally love it when blindfolded - really heightens the experience without having the person’s attractiveness bias your state of mind.)

Bottle douche or small plastic bottle of water

Plastic bag (to put all your gross stuff in when you’re done)

Any party drugs that you might use, a cumdump session is a good time for them (I guess kinda controversial but it makes it funner. Dont go overboard as you still want to retain the ability to react if the top starts to do sketchy shit like try and steal from you or be overly rough or something. I’ve never had any major problems like stealing etc. but I’ve had one guy be overly rough with a thick 8 incher - honestly not cool at all even with poppers and makes subsequent fucks less enjoyable and less accessible as the muscles tighten up. Since then it’s something that I keep in mind. Honestly, having a clear mind is much more enjoyable for me in my experience than say getting drunk before doing it. One of the cool things about anon is your heightened sense of awareness as you hear the top open the door, hear his belt buckle and his zip and feeling his body warmth before feeling his cock. It’s fun)

 

Tips:

 

Location is very important - don’t just choose a hotel/motel carelessly. I think tops are more likely to travel to you if it’s close by so pick somewhere densely populated. One time I picked a hotel that was right beside a truck stop rest area and got a good bit of trucker loads. Certain hotels have put in curfews due to covid where you need your room key to enter the front entrance. This sucks but is generally restricted to 3.5/4+ star hotels. A huge chunk of your respondents are discrete and some of them are next level paranoid. I’ve had guys cancel because the room location required that they pass through the lobby as opposed to being accessible from the parking lot. I personally use super 8 or travelodge if the location is ok because of parking lot access, price and I think they are less likely to react if they notice guys showing up . I’ve found the best rates to be on hotwire. I don't think it's a good idea to use your home as an anon pump n dump location. Although you're saving money, I think you risk theft of your possessions and revealing your identity to someone you may know or who may use this information against you. Not worth it. 

Call ahead (like the morning of) and request early check in. If they have clean rooms most will be ok with it. I’ve gotten in as early as 10 am (normal check in is 3pm) before. The more time you have the more loads you can get.

Scheduling has never kinda worked for me. I think a reasonable standard allotment would be a 30 min interval. Most guys cum quick- like 5 min or less. I’ve found that being open about possible overlaps is preferable than having them be surprised. Remember, some of them are delicate - they will flee at the first sign of something not going according to plan.

Douching needs to be done exhaustively until the juices run clear. Remember that you’re planning to get fucked for a long time frame so make sure you do it properly. I use a hose attachment that connects to my shower fixture( you can find it on amazon). Unfortunately, most hotels’ shower fixture can’t attach to it so you need a separate bottle douche or if you’re ghetto like me use a bottle of water (thin plastic is easier). Try to watch your diet the day before - keep it minimal and no coffee and no fatty foods. Avoid eating during your cumdump hours

Obviously use a throwaway email account. Protect your identity and dont have your name anywhere. If you’re doing this locally, use a different grindr account. The last thing you want to do is hurt your normal hookup chances because the guys in your area now know you’re into anon cumdumping. In fact, it might be better to just head out of town and slut it up where no one knows you or could somehow recognize you. 

Most guys will be fine but a small set of guys will be troublesome. Occasionally you may come across tops that takes a wayyy too long a time to cum (imo 1hr+ cuz they want to edge and didnt bring it up beforehand is unacceptable), or that try to hang around and watch without asking (yes, very creepy), or that just can’t get it up at all (it happens, no judgement, but sucks from a sex point of view), or that completely ditch the concept of a pump n dump and start doing everything from massages to small talk to whatever (breeding is #1 priority!). This point might be controversial because I think some bottoms might take submissiveness to the extreme and just allow the top to do whatever but I feel like this approach can definitely screw up your plans for the day. The way I approach these scenarios is to be polite but clearly communicate that I’m not comfortable with this or that and if things really cant get back on track, then I suggest that maybe things arent working well today and maybe we should just call it off or take a break or something. Don’t be judgemental or critical - it might not be their fault or they didn’t understand the scenario or something. Be mindful that you are after all in a room alone with a stranger. Be kind but communicate clearly if you’re uncomfortable.

Secure your valuables. Ideally the room has a safe. If it doesn’t, might be better to keep your wallet etc in the car than risk the chance of being exposed to theft. Keep any stuff that needs to be in the room hidden to minimize temptation. Just in case

 

Example Ad template:

 

Obviously, your ad is super important. Your goal is to maximize the number of loads you can get and you want to communicate your expectations as clearly as possible. Definitely include a picture as it will hugely affect your response rate. Spend some time to try and get a good butt shot that hopefully will pass through doublelist and locanto’s restrictions. I personally like natural lighting and an angle that makes your butt look as big as possible.I have no idea what their criteria is. I’ve had some butt pics pass but be rejected in a later ad and vice versa. 

Remember to renew your ads and repost them on the day. The majority of my respondent demographic has always been guys in their 40s to 50s, some married. So imo it makes sense to renew after standard work hours when they’re likely to be home and have free time. Make sure that all your stats and details are correct. I think many guys when browsing will be suspicious of fake ads so try and aim to be clear so there is no misunderstanding. Craigslist was by far the best platform for this kind of thing but y’know rip. I use squirt message boards, doublelist, locanto, bbrt and grindr. Takes some micromanaging but the more you can distribute your ad the higher the rate will be. Though understandably you may have preferences on the kinds of guys you want showing up, consider that 1) you wont see them anyways, you’ll just feel their dick if they stick to the standard pump n dump expectation 2) the majority of guys wont show up so you might not want to be too picky. I personally still request basic stats (though most will send in the first email) just because it’s nice to visualize when getting fucked by him and helps me kinda keep track of my fucks for the day. 

A template of one I used this past weekend is below. Other examples can be found in the cumdump poppers trainer video (google it). I posted an initial one 2 weeks before the date I was kinda aiming for to get an idea if anyone would be interested before committing to booking and setting a date. I then edited it the Friday of the weekend to include the date and location and either refreshed it or just posted a new ad. I got a decent response rate but I think there’s room for improvement. Just my speculation but I think certain key words in your ad might help or hinder you depending on the culture of your area eg cumdump, loads, pump n dump. Calgary kinda sucks for this kind of thing anyway. My largest response rate has been in Seattle so far. Pride week especially in whatever city is also a great time. Most guys regardless of city will not follow through, maybe 10-20% on an average session will legit show up. Saturdays or public holidays are good days to set up

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Hoping to organize an anonymous pump and dump scenario at my hotel room.

 

Me: <insert your stats>

 

Scenario: The door will be left propped open. When you come in, the room will be dark and quiet and I'll be naked ass up face down blindfolded and in a jockstrap. Lube and condoms (optional) will be to the side of the bed. Pull your cock out, use my ass to bust a load, then zip up and head out. No strings, no complications, no bs. Just straightforward easy and convenient fucking. Completely discrete.

 

I haven't set a date or location yet - just trying to get an idea if anyone would be interested. Serious only. Feel free to ask if you have any questions.

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Overall, if you’re new to anon fun and thinking of trying it, I say take the plunge and go for it. It’s a different experience from a normal hookup and one major advantage is that a surprising number of hot (based on cock/body pic and when I used to cheat with my blindfold) straight/bi (unconfirmed) discrete guys will show up for this. It definitely helps though to do a bit of planning or think some things through beforehand. 

So awesome.. I always wanted to do this but nervous as fuck doing this alone..

[slaveboi]

Great advice here. Due to my work schedule I get one weekend a month where I am free Thursday morning until Tuesday morning.  It too me a long time to perfect my strategy but I usually have plenty of action.  A few tips I would add. I use a cheap Amazon phone to run all my ads and apps. I leave my good phone locked in my car. I found a hotel close to a major university that has a door to the parking lot and a slider to the pool area. I always ask for a room away from the street so the office can't see who comes and goes. I'll leave lube and condoms out in case they insist but I usually only leave studded or ribbed. The only problems I've had was one 19yo stole a 1/2 bottle of vodka and one drunk guy tried to step on my hands so he could face fuck me. Neither was a big issue. Another thing to think about is if a guy sees something in your profile he might try and do it without warning. Several times I've had guys piss in my mouth and try to fist me just because I listed that as kinks and they were hot and horny

[VersGuyAnon]

On 5/22/2023 at 2:47 AM, chipygmalion80 said:

Yup.

When I top an anon pump n dump ass, an external room door is a perk but isn't required.  Room keys can get messy, especially locked elevators or the entire hotel needing  the key/card.  Playing room key tag is a hornball killer.  I've tried finding the bottoms hidden door key in a lobby plant or wherever ... it's just messy.  So pick a hotel that doesn't have locked elevators or locked lobbies.

 

Yes and big, busy hotels are often the best. They're less likely to need key access and lots of guys coming and going won't be anywhere near as noticeable as a small, quiet hotel. 

[Sckr4u]

What a magnificent thread! I never realised what extensive preparation went into organising such an event. Maybe one day I will also offer myself up as a “no loads refused” cum dump at a sleazy motel. Thanks to the  OP and others who have contributed

[rock-cock-jock]

Since I travel alot for work, to me, there's no better tourist activity for getting a feel for a place and what the people are like (well, the male portion at least), on the most honest, rawest, most intimate level possible. Kinda like sampling the local cuisine or something? Lol  There are definitely region specific differences in the way an anon top lays it down for sure imo (my overall favorites so far are Texas and Montreal and least favorites Toronto and maybe Rhode Island)

The mainstream approach of sight-seeing tourist destination x,y,z  is honestly kinda overrated and mostly a waste of time; in fact sight isnt required at all to be a face down ass up cumdump experiencing what the local cocks are like, all that's needed is a love of cock, some preparation and planning and enough resolve to make it happen. 😉

 

 

[kinkysuBB]

I checked this thread out a while back before my cumdump session in London about 2 months ago and it was really helpful. Thanks to all who’ve contributed to it!

For my next one in Berlin I’m attempting to find a Dom/voyeur type to recruit the guys for me, but it might not happen this time and it definitely won’t happen every time. It really is a lot of work to organise a session so thanks so much for helping make it a little easier.