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Your infectivity will depend on the stage of infection of the syph - i.e. 1) early - has it had time to colonize and multiply its viral load numbers in the first month or so? possible but still a low chance 2) Or if it's in stage 2, aside from the rash everyone gets, it's common to get oozing canchre sores as well. If it's on ur dick and oozing, yah id say thats more infectious But yeah, dont procrastinate with syph or ignore it - no one will want to fuck you once it gets set up and starts progressively making you uglier and uglier with body bumps, lip sores, oozing sores on ur dick that dont heal, systemic inflammation causing hair loss, dry skin, acne and loss of ur gym gains. U also feel will like shit all the time. So yeah, get that shit cleared up asap. The penicillin butt shot sucks but it's the fastest and strongest option imo as doxy pep is like a week at least if it's early stage. If u had been using dox as a prophylactic tho, u would be able to top by day 3 without being infectious

Without a doubt, I'm kind of a keener when it comes to sucking wiener. Here's a just for-fun, nonsensical composition on my enlightened insights into cock sucking: All things considered, cultivating an addiction for sucking cock might not be the most socially acceptable hobby or recreational activity to opt for but if you look beyond the superficial label of a hush hush activity and assess the bare essential benefits it can provide, without a doubt, it certainly is comparatively the hobby with the most bang for your buck all things considered, especially if you consider the idea of cum as a commodity of value, one such that you desire quite often in your day to day life and also a resource that you likely have limited access to generally speaking, especially with regards to from whom, how much of it u can want and when u can get it You might not win any impress points by boasting about your achievements furthering your hobby at thanksgiving dinner but beyond the superficial veneeer, it's probably the #1 most effective general purpose tool you have available to you at any particular time or place in your life with no cost and no consequences. Stressed about money? Go suck a cock. Stressed about exams? Go suck a cock. Stressed about relationship problems? Go suck a cock. Simple as that for feeling better about your day and more economical than a therapist or xanax. Rather than that lame ol apple a day doctor whatever bs saying that somehow became a contemporary idiomatic fixture despite being a complete nonsensical load of garbo, a much much better alternative cock sucking version in my opinion of 2 strategies for keeping in good health and good spirits would sound like: "Fuck prescriptions and fuck rum. Truly, remedy that never fails when you're glum, Is to simply suck a nice cock and get some jizz in your tum. And bested only really by, A cock that likes your bum, Likes to keep you happy, by keeping you well-bred and a daily supply of man cum" There are numerous benefits immediately apparent upon body entry- foremost are that its a better legal high than any drug, itms cheaper than booze - usually free actually, is an enjoyable form of cardio and notably forms a high nutrient part of a well balanced diet that is completely organic, gluten-free and locally sourced. It's a crying shame that we haven't cultivated this incredible hobby for community involvement and skill improvement compared to other recreational activities or athletic pursuits dont you think? Considering I've heard so many many tragic stories of a hetero sex shortage occurring across all demographics to such an extent that the development of blue balls might as well be a nation-wide emergency and more of a pandemic health threat than covid bird flu and west nile combined. Thus, I like to think I'm being a true Canadian patriot and proactive friend of the environment by stalwartly being on the front lines for this issue, actively working to unburden as much as I can of the liquid pressure felt by the heavy balls burdening the pants seamsof the broad cohort of honest hard working Canadian men that have been unfairly disadvantaged by this crisis of an inadequate framework for seeing their manhoods well and regularly serviced. On an ecological level, stopgapping the flow of all that man cum must surely have dire consequences for our health as a nation, especially if left unresolved. Without enabling some kind of strategic pathway for release on a macro level, whatever will become of all those frustrated Canuck testicles forced into involuntary celibacy? Will they shrivel up like raisins in the sun? Or are they destined to be stopgapped like a mountain river choked up by a beaver dam til it stagnates? No, that's unacceptable dont u think? I say fuck those fishy smelling beavers and their destabilizing games they play with Canadian hardwood - let the river flow dont u agree? Thats why I work 110% as a cocksucker you see, it's for the good of the nation's ecological equilibrium and to safeguard the integrity of arguably our most valuable resource - the sperm of the Canadian male population, the biological root of our potential as a nation and being able to navigate natural selection as a sexual species in the generations to come via cum - all that profundity neatly and aesthetically packaged in 2 cute testicles swinging underneath every Canuck's legs and unfortunately also suffers the indignity of neglect and insufficient attention, like beautiful orchard apples forced to crowd and distort as they ripen because of the farmer's negligence. A shame. Consider the comparable scenario of heavy rainfall overburdening our plumbing system as another comparable example for visualization whereby we find increasing stress on existing infrastructure due to an increasing fluid buildup because of inadequate exit flow strategies from standard plumbing. And yet, this scenario is resolved by the clever use of manholes for enabling a fluid flow exit path. Why not use the manhole equivalent to handle our blue ball problem then? Could an accessible solution for the nationwide blueball emergency simply be to have Canadian men to just direct their fluids down a 'manhole' equivalent? A promising prospect to meet this crisis in any case So, you see, contrary to expectations, the role of the cocksucker is really and truly a vital part of the Canadian bedrock needed for thr healthy and sustainable functioning of our society. Supporting their service therefore can be understood as a good cause toward the betterment of Canadian society, similar to how we might support our troops via bumper stickers or buying a poppy flower or a colored ribbon etc. With that same mindset, consider supporting your local cocksucker and the voluntary service he does for the good of the nation as well. Similar to pinning on a poppy onto your lapel to show support for the armed forces, an appropriate way of showing your support would be by simply unzipping your pants, flopping your penis out and allowing him relieve pressure for your member and after you bust your nut, you can zip back up knowing you did a good patriotic deed today. For greater involvement, consider how incorporating a manhole into your own day-to-day life might work for you in improving your quality of life as a reliable environmentally friendly option for alleviating horniness and preventing blue balls development. Contact your local cocksucker for more information on how to get started with using a manhole as a place to ejaculate in. After considering the benefits accrued from cocksucking on an individual's personal quality of life as well as the benefits afforded on a larger scale to the nation, has your view perhaps changed on choosing cocksucking as a worthy hobby/recreational activity? Overall, a nice horny stupidly ridiculous idea to mull over no?

lol....uhmm....Secret cum exchange telegram group anyone??? haha 😈 I used to save loads from hot guys that came by for some gloryhole service, especially the ones that insisted on just oral. I'd even label the tubes with their stats and info just so I'd have a better memory of the guy as I booty bumped their cum haha. The easiest way I found to keep the loads well preserved and non-gummy is to first put the tube (transparent) of cum in a UV light box for 5min before immediately popping it in the freezer. The UV doesnt affect the sperm but 5min kills 99.99% of bacteria, including the ones that ferment the sugars in the semen and cause it to smell sour (...yes, you could technically make wine with cum), and it takes about that long for the guy to zip up and get out the door anyways. Also, might sound weird, but I'd put a tiny drop of Pond's moisturizer - the one that contains only glycerin and vitamin e - in the tube beforehand to mix with the cum. The glycerin acts as a cryoprotectant, like bubblewrap to keep the sperm cells from lysing during freezing, and the vitamin e acts an antioxidant to sop up any free radicals released from lysed cells that'd cause the proteins to aggregate and look gummy.

Despite the availability of various hookup apps/sites that make it somewhat easier to get some raw stranger cum deposited inside you, there are still some glaring limitations with using this process flow: 1. spontaneous immediate breeding is difficult 2. scope limited only to guys online at the time using the same app 3. disclosing willingness to breed/get bred not always convenient to explicitly tie to your profile As a solution, I'd like to propose that we come up with a new secret code for cum lovers to show a wanting to breed/get bred asap? Although we have the 'sex stare' fitting that niche atm, 1) it's not always possible with the context , 2) can be a big question mark sometimes with unclear signalling and 3) its meaning is not only minimally obscured but is also interpreted as really more of a generic amorous interest rather than an urge to inseminate (I think anyways?..maybe I'm just not sex staring the right way). For other examples, the understall shoe tap tap is still a thing, effective but mensroom only. hankycode used to be a thing, but no one carries hankerchiefs anymore..so were handshakes with an inner finger scratch but that was and still is kinda creepy. earrings, tats, hair, clothes...too variable and much of an identity expression. not useful as a clear, functional, specific signal, ie, to breed So, to fit that niche, we need a new secret code! Such a code should ideally function to float your willingness to breed/get bred to your target and check if he's like-minded while also seem discrete and innocuous enough to shrug off so as to not incur any consequences in your impression management as would an explicit convo about the need to breed might. The idea would be to keep the code secret and only tell those that you have bred or have bred you. keep those vanilla condom nazis out of the loop Open to other ideas but to get the ball rolllin, I'd like to propose the greek symbol pi followed by a full stop, or any variation thereof : π . aka (cream) pi hole simple. easy to implement, typable, writable, drawable, accessorizable. on all keyboards, mobile, desktop, mac, chromeos, tablets etc etc. can imitate anytime you use the letter 'n' but with a dot added, is given additional meaning for someone in the know but seem like an inconsequential tidbit for someone not in the know..nuthi𝝿. Even in foreground convo, it's easily worked in as a raspberry pi mention or a nerdy comment or a reply to 'whatcha doing?' - 'eating apple π. ' can incorporate variations in handwritten form as a substitute for the letter n by just making it a bit more squiggly (like a sperm), maybe even barely noticeable arrow markings to designate top or btm? would be a hot surprise to find it somewhere unexpectedly like ...written on your starbucks coffee cup for example, if u wanted an extra shot of cream somewhere else that is 😉 ...or an assignment maybe (for some after class shenanigans ). or on the back of a business card (for the possibility of mixing business w pleasure? w/o anyone else knowing). or a maintenance/repair sign (a clean room for getting dirty in?) . label on a piece of heavy equipment (to lighten your coworker's heavy balls?) It might sound lame but as a relevant example, here in Alberta there's a logo/tag that on first glance looks kinda generic and dismissable but is actually a code for bros that wanna jerk off together and somehow it's more popular than youd expect. So, there's precedent is what im saying, nothing to lose in distorting ur n's from now on and maybe some months/years down the line, some rando discrete dude might possibly spot your weirdly shaped n's with a dot adjacent and wouldnt it be a hoot if we were able to butterfly effect him into filling your day with as much unexpected delight as he would your hole with his impromptu semen? worth it in my opinion! 😬

Since I travel alot for work, to me, there's no better tourist activity for getting a feel for a place and what the people are like (well, the male portion at least), on the most honest, rawest, most intimate level possible. Kinda like sampling the local cuisine or something? Lol There are definitely region specific differences in the way an anon top lays it down for sure imo (my overall favorites so far are Texas and Montreal and least favorites Toronto and maybe Rhode Island) The mainstream approach of sight-seeing tourist destination x,y,z is honestly kinda overrated and mostly a waste of time; in fact sight isnt required at all to be a face down ass up cumdump experiencing what the local cocks are like, all that's needed is a love of cock, some preparation and planning and enough resolve to make it happen. 😉

Eros you always gotta make things compicated! The purpose of my requesting no judgy comments is simply to encourage ppl to share their stories without reprisal, and if not here as a platform, then where? I don't think it's a stretch to speculate that depravity scales with all sorts of risky and deviant behaviours that would be considered evil, if not in a religious sense, at the very least, in a dungeons and dragons sense. So, I simply wanted to enable dialogue to provide shared insight with other like-minded deviants to anonymously comment about shit they've done and their thoughts on things. To put it blatantly, sluts do fucked up shit. That's my hypothesis, how many and how fucked up, who knows, but why not talk about it? Whether I'm gratifying these behaviours is irrelevant and the request for no judgy comments is hardly unique. Are only select topics allowed to have this privelege? This doesn't need to be a philosophical converstion, the point is for ppl to just share if they choose to, any stories that come to mind of fucked up things they may have done without people being mean and hypercritical. I know that you know full well that's all I was asking for too. geez did you have a bad day or something? and as for 'evil' in the title, you know that I'm not religious nor was it intended as judgemental word. It's just an adjective, a 😈-like desciptor, not a judgement and its meaning is completely dependent on the reader's perspective on the relatively abstract notion of what might constitute evil in a sex context. Now the vibe's all weird and no one's gonna share ><

No judgy comments here pls Have you ever done anything immoral, illegal or fucked up just to satisfy your twisted sexual urges? I've done quite a few - I've stealthed guys as both top and btm by tampering/piercing/removing condoms, messed with sleeping/passed out friends and family, jizzed in drinks/snacks before serving, spied on friends jerking off, spied on guys in cubicles, stole used undies to sniff and jerk later on, exploited a hot str8 broke coke addict's depndency problems for sex, used the pretext of a bj to slip gloryhole cocks into my ass, catfished a coworker to come to my gloryhole, groped cock in crowd at a club/subway, tricked guys into thinking a 'boy toy' with a hole in it is a safe alternatiive to condoms and got guys drunk/high for sex

1) Ask about the possibility of eventually going bare if you guys end up being fuckbuds after a few times. This tends to happen anyway as I think theres more trust the more you meet up and he lowers his guard 2) show him the facts if he's a rational thinker. If you're on prep and doxy pep, give him the stats, offer to show the journal articles, snap a pic if need be and even offer him your prep pills.the numbers are in your favor 3) be relatable, open and upfront.We have an innate cognitive bias to assume people that we assess to be most similar to us to also be trustworthy and good people. Make him see you as an 'us' not a 'them' and for bareback he'll more likely consider you an exception to the rule. 4) alcohol and poppers lower inhibiotions

100% agree with this post. Lots of scientific articles to back up their usage for guys 40+ as well. If there's anyone in Canada that needs help getting started with these feel free to msg

In public washroom stalls all over, especially cruisey ones, you might find a phone number or an email address or a kik or something. There might be some graffiti, dried cum marks or bad drawings of a cock or boobs as well- it's so sleazy and sketchy...I love it. Has anyone ever left a number or responded to one of these? The chances are probably pretty low but the idea of leaving a burner number at some bathroom like say..a collge bar, hockey stadium, army base, construction site porta pott, etc turns me on!

I'm glad that doxy is finally becoming more mainstream. Any practicing cumdump will eventually pick up chlam, gono and syph, it's just how it is. What I think many don't realize though is that aside from the more overt late stage symptoms, fairly early on left untreated, you'll start getting skin problems, put muscle on much slower, be more tired, more depressed and get stressed out more easily from all the systemic inflammation caused by chronic infection (if you don't believe me, go track your c reactive protein levels next time you pick up something) i.e. they progressively make your skin, body and hair less and less attractive thus hamstringing your capacity to bring in a daily dose of cock. Unacceptable. Doxy on its own is actually a mild anti-inflammatory as well, and maybe I'm imagining it but I feel like my mood is better when I'm on it than when I'm not.🤷 Not concerned about this. I get the same dosage 100mg doxy prescribed as a treatment for acne and for CA$10 it comes as 100 pills in a container with a label that says store at room temp and avoid sunlight. Seems pretty stable. Also, minocycline is apparently pretty similar and often used interchangeably with doxy for acne. Havent looked up any studies on mino but I'd bet it's just as functional It does protect against and treat it. There might be an increasing prevalence of resistant strains but there are several clinical studies showing a stat sig change in incidence when used as PEP I think that number is for PEP but there are also studies showing a much higher incidence reduction and reduced recovery time when used as a prophylaxis. Your point on antibiotic resistance is a fair one and legit, but on the other hand, not using it will mean more occurrence of late stage syph patients and the only treatment for that is a butt shot with penicillin for which resistance can also develop with increase use. Also, penicillin is way more valuable imo as an antibiotic than doxy considering it can save your life from things like sepsis or pneumonia for example.

The best blowjob I've ever had was when I was 19 at a bathhouse in Toronto by a 50's leather daddy decked out with an epic Yosemite Sam-like 'stache protruding from his face. What made it the best bj ever were these two particular features that were just incredible. First, his mouth was like a furnace, it wasn't just warm, it was hot! Dunno if it was because higher temperatures can stimulate blood flow but I was rock hard and throbbing because of how good it felt. Second, his movement wasn't so much a standard bob motion but more like a slow rippling massage with his throat and tongue with slight suctiion. It felt amazing, like everything was being stimulated. I still have no idea how he accomplished either of those features unfortunately but still something to think about. I've forgotten most of the guys that have given me head over the years but I still remember BJ grandmaster Yosemite Sam because of that bj.

Some bits of BJ advice: - No teeth!: Retract those molars and be conscious of your position and angle in relation to the cock you're sucking. The best position is directly head on, 🕺🧎and in a stable relaxed posture. - Just relax!: Despite conventional wisdom being to "just suppress your gag reflex", the key to deepthroating well and in a sustained, prolonged manner is to relax your throat muscles. Don't stress, don't be nervous or tense or whatever. Breathe in through your nostrils and try to relax your whole body but with a focus on lengthening your throat muscles like a big lazy yawn. Yes, there is a gag reflex that happens alot when you're just starting and suppressing it is a very tense, contracting kind of motion. But dont stay in that mode and instead make an effort to relax after it's over. - Master control over pacing!: I think for beginners there's a tendency from being too excited to hit the throttle without realizing and start to suck as if they were a woody woodpecker! Not good at all. Using a slower, controlled and steady pace, especially at the beginning, will help him ramp up and get his flag to full mast and is great to return to if he loss chub mid way through (aside from obviously stopping whatever it is you were doing that didnt feel good). A quicker pacing though can feel great, especially with face fucking, given that u have enough throat and breath control to do that. There's a 'sweet spot' though with pacing and string enough suction on the return stroke that the 3 gay bears would say not too fast, not too slow, and that's juuust right👌it works on almost every guy and gets them started on the landing strip for takeoff. That's basically what you use when u want a guy to cum and get tf out of ur apartment. In my opinion, if you just go straight into that mode though and have them cumming too quickly, it's kind of a dick move to do. Edging is a part of pacing too and each time u kinda reset things it builds up and feels better when he does shoot. I think of waves for some reason. Motion of the ocean. - A blowjob at its core is the use of your mouth and throat as a fleshlight for the top to jerk off with. All the extra crap you may have heard about like licking or nibbling or swirls or the grapefruit thing or whatever are in my opinion just gimmicks and shouldnt really be part of your main repertoire. BJ technique is a thing but these are a waste of time. - So the way I see it, from my own experience, there's beginner mode where you cant take cock any further than your oral cavity, basically only taking the head and a bit of the shaft really. Intermediate mode means you can slip the cock down your throat some without gagging but eventually runs into a wall of sorts limiting encapsulation to like 6 or 7 inches. Advanced mode means you can bypass that wall using certain angles to push past and having your throat stretched enough that you can get deeper past your throat. and once you master that stage, you can graduate blowjob school and the world's your oyster my friend to swallow everything and anything into you - The most important bit of advice that will help you get better at cocksucking is to love sucking cock. No, really, like lean into that frame of mind and you'll find you relax better, and more in tune with things. It's what I think separates gay guys from most straight females - the cock enjoyment is just straight up evident in the the quality of the bj

That's not a bad plan, aside from the chance that 19yo Ryan may get so panicky and anxiety-ridden from learning his nicely compartmentalized worlds of 'secret gay sex stuff with you' and 'his role in/sacred bond with his family/dad' have suddenly been breached and intermingled, courtesy of you, that he'd just 1) immediately cut ties with you 2) take a break from the gay stuff 3) keep the status quo and not advance your revelation to anything actionable. Also, remember that Ryan will always choose his dad over you, so if he happens to come to some conclusion that he needs to protect his dad's welfare by keeping you distant then he will do so (eg threat to his dad's reputation if news of that story got out , threat to his parents' marriage etc.) Otherwise, if you're conflicted about what resolution you want then should you really be proactively making moves? I say make up your mind first and then plan accordingly. For me personally, I wouldn't give two shits about what the right or wrong thing to do is and I would get that incest gloryhole up and running asap before Ryan finds unexpectedly himself a girlfriend and toggles off gay mode. I mean, you've been blessed with this goldmine of an anon father-son first time twisted extravaganza, such that if there were tickets selling, gays would probably camp out around the block for weeks to get tickets for it. And besides, isn't the best end game scenario for you in this whole thing a brian-ryan-you loadswap threesome?? 😈 Incest is best!

yup, I fantasize about my coworkers and straight friends quite a bit. The fantasy is often something like setting up a gloryhole near work with a one way mirror so I can watch their expressions as I suck them off or stealthily impale myself onto them and getting their loads with them none the wiser. I've camped out in the work bathroom after lunch a few times already just so I could peek through the cubicle that's positioned along the wall facing the urinals and see what some of my coworkers are packing I don't think I would want things to be out in the open. It's more likely that they would avoid me and gossip if they knew moreso than the off chance that they would be up for fun.

Taking something home? wut is dis 1990's mindset? Why not just pharmaceutically reinforce yourself so that you can just give in and be depraved already and stop fearing sex? Here's the detailed rundown because I don't think some cumdumps are in the know as of yet. Ok, so a full STD panel that your doc would have you go get checked for includes: 1) HIV 2) Chlamydia 3) Gonorrhea 4) Syphilis 5) Hepatitis C 6) Herpes 7) Trichomoniasis 1) Daily PreP (Truvada, Descovy or generics; 1 pill a day), after a 1 week ramp period, gives you a 99 point something % chance of not getting HIV. On-demand PreP (2(a day before)-1 (before)-1 (after) pill routine) affords an 86% chance of protection. Taken as Post exposure prophylaxis immediately after, it's 78% chance of protection. All free in Canada. 2,3,4) Doxycycline is a broad spectrum antibiotic prescribed for acne at a dosage of 100mg per day ($10 for 3 months in Canada) and conveniently, has been shown in randomized clinical trials to treat 100% infection by chlamydia ([think before following links] [think before following links] https://academic.oup.com/cid/article/59/2/193/2895398), gonorrhea and early syphilis ([think before following links] [think before following links] https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0399077X11003192) It is commonly known as DoxyPEP - ([think before following links] [think before following links] https://www.cdc.gov/std/treatment-guidelines/clinical-primary.htm#CautionsForDoxyPEP) and recommended by the CDC at 200mg/day for 7 days for complete treatment. Studies have also been done when its prophylactically at 100mg/day and show a significant reduction in incidence and treatment time when used concommitantly with PEP. So, 1 pill (100)mg/day propylactically and if u get bred, do 2 pills (200mg) per day for 3 days post exposure, as recommended here ([think before following links] [think before following links] https://journals.lww.com/stdjournal/Fulltext/2021/09000/Interest,_Concerns,_and_Attitudes_Among_Men_Who.1.aspx?context=LatestArticles). 5) Hep C - mainly transmitted via blood. Very low chance normally but say you had rough sex and there was bleeding or you slammed or something, there's a post exposure prophylaxis that they used to give med staff that accidentally jabbed themselves - some antivirals called Sofosbuvir/Velpatasvir daily after exposure for 2 weeks; or in conjunction with ezetimibe prophylactically, it's 1 week for complete treatment. ([think before following links] [think before following links] https://journals.lww.com/transplantjournal/Fulltext/2022/04000/Ultrashort_Duration_Prophylaxis_for_Hepatitis_C.35.aspx) 6) Herpes - almost everyone has herpes. It's so easily passed by contact and doesn't have to be by sexual contact. But say you want to be sure, take acyclovir 200mg every 4 hrs for 5 days post exposure for complete treatment ([think before following links] [think before following links] https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7730702/) 7) Trich - men show no symptoms but women get smelly. very contagious but easily cleared up. 2-g oral dose of Tindamax once daily for two days. ([think before following links] [think before following links] https://www.aafp.org/pubs/afp/issues/2009/0115/p102.html) Additionally, not on the panel but still relevant - You can get vaccinated for HPV with Gardasil, and for Hepatitis A and B with TwinRix. Subsidized depending on Province if you're in Canada. So, there you go, a way for you to occasionally go off on a 'business trip' and be as much of a cumwhore and cockhound as you want to be and you just need a week's worth of time and some pharmaceutical preparation to clear a full sti panel afterwards haha. not a med doctor btw. I personally only take prep and doxy regularly

Yo, this guy is a demigod. White 32 top full beard tats muscular very masculine looking a bit on the chub side 6 incher. 3 seconds after inserting into me he pulled out and started cumming. Upon feeling the first warm glob, I moved the fastest I've ever moved before, reaching around to grab the base of his cock and impaled myself onto it just in time to grab the second and subsequent shots. After that, he stayed hard while I milked his cock with my ass squeezing out what I thought was the last drop. Nope, like2 min later, hestarted thrusting and bam another load. Continued with a 3rd, 4th, 5th, each with pulsations that I could physically feel in me over the course what must have been like 40 minutes or so to my delight before he said he had to go. Not gonna lie, part of me was tempted to just tie him up and milk him like a cum cow the whole night. I feel like I stumbled upon an ultra rare poke-a-man. Incredible

It's called "Czech Gay Fantasy" in Czech Republic. It's hyped up as gay-for-pay porn but it's just scripted studio porn really. Hot, in spite of. First fickstutenmarkt was around the same time as the first czech gay fantasy so maybe one inspired the other?

hmm yeah strong point. damn, fakes and flakes just ruin everything eh? i've actually chatted to 3 this morning just looking for jerk off material. and once they cum, thats it. gone. and yeah, if im being honest, most guys are the 'spontaneous, if horny enough will meet up asap' types rather than being ok with a scheduled appointment type thing. annoying. Really though, i cant even get a fwb to set a regular time slot tbh so getting some anons to do it will prolly be impossible. /sigh/ too idealistic

fair enough. but the tops that dont show up would flake regardless of a system or not I figure, a constant. And I could make it known that drop-ins are welcome but would just have to wait behind a scheduled meetup until like 5 min late or something. that way, ideally a drop-in could just fill in for a flake. I mean, if you could cum inside your hairdresser, I bet you would look forward to booking each haircut eh? So, a difference. one's a chore, the other's a pleasure

I agree with @backdoorjimmy. I definitely think you should have more control over your first time, aside from the obvious pain reasons. But, that aside, assuming you've been training your sphincter muscles regularly like an olympic athlete, got your prep pills on hand, got a fresh bottle of poppers and are as ready as you'll ever be for cock in your ass, have you really considered all the assumptions, the risks and the logistics of an anon woods meet-up at night time? Putting aside the increased risk of guys just being dicks when there's less chance of being held accountable for their actions, not all woods are equally cruisey. If you were going to Stanley Park in Vancouver or the Rambles in New York or Hampstead Heath in North London, then your scenario might actually be possible given the numbers and community but in Dorset? A rural county where I assume the cruisers are probably mostly married, conservative and closeted? Sexual proclivity scales directly with degree of urbanization in my opinion, speaking as someone who travels alot. I guess for something more feasible, you'd have to go to Dorchester, based on squirt, but even then, the turn-out in puddletown forest seems modest at best, though not without a few hotties, and it seems more like an after-work crowd rather than there being some communal interest in an event at night, at least just based on the comments. You might have to travel further but Beacon Hill wood in Shepton Mallet looks like your best bet for that kind of scenario which has late night indicated as a best time and some comments to support it. "Action seems to take place in the woodland ...<or deeper in the woods> at the stone circle found on the map in the car park." There you go, go bend over a stone at that stone circle and hope for the best. Even then, I'm skeptical that you'll win the metaphoric lottery and get a hot masculine stud who's proactive enough, given no instruction/permission beforehand, to slip inside you slowly enough for you to adjust, and fuck you steadily enough, pausing at times when you might need to readjust and breathe, and ultimately load you up. I think it's more likely you'll either wait 2 hours without anything happening or end up with a 70 year old geezer pawing at your genitals without the fortitude to top you. If you're really committed to the scenario, I suggest a compromise and get a friend you somewhat trust, or even a grindr/squirt chat bud that u havent seen the face of but can communicate and coordinate with you, to top you there in a pseudo-anon style. Good luck! Regardless, make sure it's bare for your first time

So, I'm planning on cumdumping this weekend. I've already booked the parking lot-accessible motel and have got from 12pm check-in until 11am check-out, a solid 23 hours of play time that I hope to use as efficiently as possible. In the interest in making things more streamlined, I'm toying with the idea of using calendly (a free online scheduling tool) and send interested tops the link so that they can set their own 30 min time slot. There are a couple reasons for trying this. 1) When you're getting fucked, you can't, or rather you shouldn't be on your phone scheduling tops and stuff, which can result in late replies, missed opportunities, etc. 2) Having an automated workflow would mean less work for me 3) it gives the tops more flexibility in rescheduling if something comes up or want to come again 4) makes it less likely for tops to accidentally stumble upon one another 5) having a log of this (eg emails of tops and their cock pics) would be a nice keepsake as well as an easy reference if I'm back in this area instead of going through old emails. Any thoughts on this? is it a bad idea? do you think guys would be turned off by this? anything you think I'm missing?

Well, several possibilities. 1) IBS/IBD is pretty notorious. Flareups can be very unpredictable and depending on the type you have, it can be triggered by changes in stress (like in sex or the interaction prior) or hormonal fluctuations (like sex) or neurotransmitter levels esp choline, (also like what happens during sex) 2) Also, gut microbial dysbiosis is a thing. It can happen to anybody and may be from all sorts of causes such as a side effect of taking prolonged broad spectrum antibiotics, infection such as with clostridium difficile, abdominal surgery, etc. 3) gut related allergies, like gluten or lactose intolerance, which sucks because gluten and dairy can be in almost any food without them knowing 4) end stage renal disease which is known for spontaneous diarrhea, as well as I'm sure many other conditions that make the human butthole very unpredictable. With all these conditions, it's certainly blissful and lucky to have a somewhat predictable gastrointestinal system such that you dont have to dedicate hours toward pre-cleaning or alter an entire day's diet/lifestyle or be in pain just in order to satisfy the intimate very relatable urge to bottom then eh? Oh, I see you're a top.

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Meh, shit happens. 1) Most straight guys dont know how to do douche but they're so hot to top. 2) And what about spontaneous sex where there hasn't been time to clean up beforehand? Like waking up in the morning next to a lover with morning glory or unexpectedly making eye contact with some stranger at an event u werent planning to have sex at. 3) or how about camping? the outdoors where no facilities are available. Are u just gonna not have sex and miss out cuz it's messy? pssh, it's not the end of the world, it's just organic matter, nbd. As long as you avoid the riding position, dont go crazy with the fucking and make sure your cock stays inside with your strokes, the mess will be pretty minimal and mostly confined. After cumming, just wipe and clean up after, easy peasy, no big deal And also, honestly, I mean this sincerely and not as a criticism, when you stop being so judgemental and fussy about stuff like this, whether it's in your attitude or your profile or whatever, ppl will respond to that and I find more and hotter guys will be attracted to you