the lab.oratory

[morgandml]

Hi everyone, I from belgium and I go for the first time in december to berlin for 3 days, for a concert and visited but i seen i'm not far to this gay club, i wanna know what do you think about it and maybe talkin with u and meeting us there.

If I go it's december 22 for the 4-2-1 Fucks, first questions generaly whats the price of entrace for this events ?

Next I go just one day to demence in brussels and it's was cool but all <<twinks>> want daddys personaly i'm 23 i'm bottom but I search a young (18-25) top physically daddy are generaly not my type, so if i make nothing i'll dance and drinks are expensive or no ?

And they say no dresscode but on the club it's okey to be with short and t shirt or just wearing a jock ?

Kind regards everyone

[Aixactif]

It’s probably the best sex club in the world. I think that night you will find a lot of guys drinking and socializing near the bar. There will be plenty of chances to find hot guys. 
 

just a note the entrance times are strict and there will be a line. 

[EuRawBull]

On 12/4/2023 at 1:12 AM, Aixactif said:

It’s probably the best sex club in the world

Definitely it is. Laboratory at Berghain is the grand daddy of all the sex clubs. 22nd December it's going to be busy. It is usually the last full night before most of the Christmas markets shut down and I am farily certain the Lab it will be busy. I would expect at least 500-700 people for that night. 

Regarding the opening times. I believe that doors will be open from 22h00 on that specific Friday - 22:00 to 24:00. Check out the website: [think before following links] https://www.lab-oratory.de/

When the club says No dresscode, indeed you can wear whatever you wish but bear in mind that it will be hot. I would personally recommend a jockstrap rather than shorts and t-shirt - but of course you wear what you feel most comfortable with. 

The music is loud and a good sound system, but it is mainly a sex club with dance not a dance club with sex. 

Socialising at the bar or anywhere else is easy. There's plenty of young guys to choose from and I am sure you will have fun. 

Entrance I believe it's 15 euros. I don't think they started accepted credit / debit cards so make sure you have cash on you. Upon entry you will get a bracelet with a number and you can charge your drinks on your number. You pay at the bar before leaving. Again, make sure you have cash on you. 

Fridays being 2-4-1, it means that you get two drinks but you get charged for one. You will get these two drinks both at the same time. You cannot take one now and the other later. 

Facilities are generally clean, but with hundreds of people they can get dirty, so make sure you clean up before arriving. 

The lineup usually starts an hour before the opening times, and being Berlin it will be cold. Make sure you dress up warmly for the weather.

Train station is a bit of a hike from the club so be prepared. There are always taxis by the club so you will always have that choice, but depending where you go it can get pricey. 

As always, do not leave your drink out of sight; especially when you have two drinks in your hands.

Other than than, have fun and report back!

 

[morgandml]

11 hours ago, EuRawBull said:

Definitely it is. Laboratory at Berghain is the grand daddy of all the sex clubs. 22nd December it's going to be busy. It is usually the last full night before most of the Christmas markets shut down and I am farily certain the Lab it will be busy. I would expect at least 500-700 people for that night. 

Regarding the opening times. I believe that doors will be open from 22h00 on that specific Friday - 22:00 to 24:00. Check out the website: [think before following links] [think before following links] https://www.lab-oratory.de/

When the club says No dresscode, indeed you can wear whatever you wish but bear in mind that it will be hot. I would personally recommend a jockstrap rather than shorts and t-shirt - but of course you wear what you feel most comfortable with. 

The music is loud and a good sound system, but it is mainly a sex club with dance not a dance club with sex. 

Socialising at the bar or anywhere else is easy. There's plenty of young guys to choose from and I am sure you will have fun. 

Entrance I believe it's 15 euros. I don't think they started accepted credit / debit cards so make sure you have cash on you. Upon entry you will get a bracelet with a number and you can charge your drinks on your number. You pay at the bar before leaving. Again, make sure you have cash on you. 

Fridays being 2-4-1, it means that you get two drinks but you get charged for one. You will get these two drinks both at the same time. You cannot take one now and the other later. 

Facilities are generally clean, but with hundreds of people they can get dirty, so make sure you clean up before arriving. 

The lineup usually starts an hour before the opening times, and being Berlin it will be cold. Make sure you dress up warmly for the weather.

Train station is a bit of a hike from the club so be prepared. There are always taxis by the club so you will always have that choice, but depending where you go it can get pricey. 

As always, do not leave your drink out of sight; especially when you have two drinks in your hands.

Other than than, have fun and report back!

 

Hi, thanks for your reply, cool okay sex club i wasn't know that okay coool aha, my hotel are 15 minutes by foot to the club 😉 and yes I from belgium generaly it's same weather in winter i'll wearing a warm clothing and and make me feel comfortable once I'm in the club  and okay i'll go to bank before that. 

[Spunkinmyarse]

Last time I was there (September) they were accepting cards for payment on the door, but you still needed to pay for your drinks at the end with cash. Generally, cash is king in Berlin- don’t expect to be able to pay with your card everywhere, particularly in the sleazier bars around Nollendordplatz.

[TwinkChaserSlut]

On 12/5/2023 at 4:37 PM, Spunkinmyarse said:

Last time I was there (September) they were accepting cards for payment on the door, but you still needed to pay for your drinks at the end with cash. Generally, cash is king in Berlin- don’t expect to be able to pay with your card everywhere, particularly in the sleazier bars around Nollendordplatz.

How many loads?

[tallboy822]

Any idea how Friday december 29 will be at Lab? More busy because of holidays or more empty without much visitors?

[Powerasianbtms]

WE are planning for later this year ? any good dates to go to Berlinfor 2 asians ? Are asian welcome to lab.oratory ?

[EuRawBull]

9 hours ago, Powerasianbtms said:

WE are planning for later this year ? any good dates to go to Berlinfor 2 asians ? Are asian welcome to lab.oratory ?

Anyone is welcome at the the Lab. Now, the having fun part is up to you. The Lab is what you want to make of it. That means that if you are actively looking to engage in sex, you will have a good time. If you stand in a corner or sit somewhere and yapping between yourselves, sipping your drink and being judgemental of the guys with their asses up being fucked by anyone, then you may not have such a good time. Lab is for sex. Race, skin tone, height, weight, hairy, smooth, small dick, big dick,... doesn't matter. Everyone is there to fulfill their fantasies. Any time is good for the Lab. But check out their events calendar. Some nights require special dress code, whilst other nights have a special theme, such as fisting, or piss. Dates are usually published two months in advance. 

Obviously, if you are heading to Berlin in the summer time, there will be more men (500+) on any given night. Wintertime, it hovers around 400 for Thursdays and Fridays. Saturdays and Sundays are days with special theme and the number of people is lower. But you still have the rest of Berlin: Bull, Ajpnia, New Action, Scheune, etc.

[Powerasianbtms]

24 minutes ago, EuRawBull said:

Anyone is welcome at the the Lab. Now, the having fun part is up to you. The Lab is what you want to make of it. That means that if you are actively looking to engage in sex, you will have a good time. If you stand in a corner or sit somewhere and yapping between yourselves, sipping your drink and being judgemental of the guys with their asses up being fucked by anyone, then you may not have such a good time. Lab is for sex. Race, skin tone, height, weight, hairy, smooth, small dick, big dick,... doesn't matter. Everyone is there to fulfill their fantasies. Any time is good for the Lab. But check out their events calendar. Some nights require special dress code, whilst other nights have a special theme, such as fisting, or piss. Dates are usually published two months in advance. 

Obviously, if you are heading to Berlin in the summer time, there will be more men (500+) on any given night. Wintertime, it hovers around 400 for Thursdays and Fridays. Saturdays and Sundays are days with special theme and the number of people is lower. But you still have the rest of Berlin: Bull, Ajpnia, New Action, Scheune, etc.

wow...thanks...will plan towards

[Powerasianbtms]

12 hours ago, EuRawBull said:

Anyone is welcome at the the Lab. Now, the having fun part is up to you. The Lab is what you want to make of it. That means that if you are actively looking to engage in sex, you will have a good time. If you stand in a corner or sit somewhere and yapping between yourselves, sipping your drink and being judgemental of the guys with their asses up being fucked by anyone, then you may not have such a good time. Lab is for sex. Race, skin tone, height, weight, hairy, smooth, small dick, big dick,... doesn't matter. Everyone is there to fulfill their fantasies. Any time is good for the Lab. But check out their events calendar. Some nights require special dress code, whilst other nights have a special theme, such as fisting, or piss. Dates are usually published two months in advance. 

Obviously, if you are heading to Berlin in the summer time, there will be more men (500+) on any given night. Wintertime, it hovers around 400 for Thursdays and Fridays. Saturdays and Sundays are days with special theme and the number of people is lower. But you still have the rest of Berlin: Bull, Ajpnia, New Action, Scheune, etc.

 WE definitely need someone  to help us get there, as we are not german speaking...anything goes...since we come from communist singapore

[LiberatedSLUT]

As long as you speak English, you should not have too much difficulty communicating in Berlin. Most people speak English well.

I'm in Berlin right now. I went to last Thursday's Naked Night at the lab. It was a blast. I thought the entrance was a little ambiguous to find. It is at the back side of the building, on the left side, right next to a fenced-off little field. There is graffiti on the walls on the side you enter-- a lot of graffiti.

I was number 2 in line to enter, and I arrived right at 8. I was getting nervous because there was no crowd at first, and I was wondering if I was really at the right place. Around 8:30, it filled up quickly. Once inside, it was the closest thing to heaven on earth I've ever experienced.

I've been to bath houses around the world, and nothing matches the Lab. It is an incredibly liberated experience! There were men of all age groups, body types-- but best of all, the atmosphere was pure lust. Sucking and mostly fucking everywhere. I discerned no judgement or arrogance, except a little from the doors people.

I went the following Friday as well. The line was crazy long, and filled up well over an hour before open. Be advised: people are not exaggerating here when they say if you go for the 2-1 on Friday, arrive AT LEAST an hour before open. I got there again an hour in advance. I was in line right up until midnight, 3 hours later.

One frustrating thing about the Friday night experience is that there was no order being maintained with the line. There were a large number of people just cutting the line-- in groups. They were just bypassing the line which went for blocks and just walking to the front where they gathered in mass. Nobody stopped them. 

Between Thursday's Naked Night and the 2-4-1 on Friday, I actually had more fun on Thursday. There were plenty of men, but without being so crowded that it made it difficult at times to navigate. Friday had many many hot younger guys who were spending a lot of time raving on the dance floors. I love fucking daddy's, and there were plenty to be had on Thursday without the long line.

Also, I'm not sure how the 2-4-1 works. That night I got only one beer, but when I went to check out I was charged for a gin and tonic (which i did not ever order) which was twice the price. Not that I cared. I still got a lot of bang for my buck lol

[EuRawBull]

6 hours ago, LiberatedSLUT said:

I've been to bath houses around the world, and nothing matches the Lab. It is an incredibly liberated experience!

You are so right @LiberatedSLUT the Lab is the Grand Daddy of all gay sex club in our solar system. There is simply no other place on Earth like the Lab.

6 hours ago, LiberatedSLUT said:

I discerned no judgement or arrogance, except a little from the doors people.

I am surprised to read this as I have never, ever, felt any judgement or arrogance. But, of course, it may have been one of these days when they felt a little superior. Don't worry about it. Every week they see hundreds of naked men of all shapes, colours, sizes, etc. If there was any arrogance or judgement, rest assured you were forgotten as soon as you handed over your bag.

6 hours ago, LiberatedSLUT said:

Also, I'm not sure how the 2-4-1 works. That night I got only one beer, but when I went to check out I was charged for a gin and tonic (which i did not ever order) which was twice the price. Not that I cared. I still got a lot of bang for my buck lol

You usually get two drinks for the price of one at the same time. You should've gotten two beers if you ordered a beer. However, you might've said something which the bartender interpreted as you only want one drink not two.  I routinely ask the bartender to give me only one drink unless I am very thirsty. There is no point for me wasting an extra bottle if I am not going to drink it. As for being charged a G&T instead of a beer... file it under honest mistake. In my 10 years of going to the Lab I've only been mischarged once. You've seen the number of people and speed at which they try to serve all the customers - mistakes are possible. But, be good to them.. when things slow down by the end of the night you might even get a load from the hunk behind the bar - just sayin what I heard from a friend 😂 

[Bttml00king]

Question about the dress code. I will be going on Friday which is 2 for 1. Someone recommends wearing a jockstrap. I assume once insdie there will be a place to safely check for clothes and valuables? Thanks. 

[EuRawBull]

Yes. You get a bag and it is stored safely. However, it is best not to take anything of significant value. A phone, keys, and one bank card along with some cash is the most I would take. Don't take your passport with you. Make a photocopy and a scan on your phone. That'd be enough for anyone questioning your ID. The law in Germany says you must carry an ID with you at all times. No. Don't risk it unless you are local and good friends with the local Beamter. In my 10 years of going to the Lab I never had any issues and I've heard of no one having anything lost or stolen. Other than the people who never had those things in the first place and think they can get away with claims of theft. 

I think you may be overdressed with a jockstrap, but yeah... have fun!