Trouble in the Trailer Park

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It seems that earlier today, the woman from Georgia, Marjorie Trailer Green, has brought forth a resolution to replace the boy-blunder, Speaker Johnson. 

She has yet to call for a vote on the resolution, but threatens to do so at any moment.  This, while that venerable institution has been mired with in-fighting for many months, failed in every possible way under Mr. Johnson's very brief Speakership, other than to bring a "Continuing Resolution" to keep the financial wolves at bay.  As prospective votes are counted/promised (this is one of the Speaker's most important duties), overtures are being made to Hakim Jefferies, the Minority Leader. 

This, of course, is not nearly enough muddy water in that venerable institution, and reports are surfacing that Mr. Johnson - the "boy-blunder" - either has, or intends to invite the Prime Minister of Israel to address the HoR.  This very young, very inexperienced man-boy cannot manage his own job, let alone dip his politically-adolescent hand into international affairs.  Given the President's latest and rather blunt warning to that PM, now this politically-infantile pol thinks enough of himself to co-opt far more senior and adept politicians, whose staff-members are far more nimble at foreign affairs than he'll ever be.  

As this mess unfolds, the Tarantula of the Trailer Park is stirring the pot to get boy-Johnson tossed the way Kevin was tossed, mere months ago - to be replaced in how many months this time around?  And, with who?  As experienced Republican members of the House are resigning, leaving in disgust, reducing their majority to a miniscule number, Hakim Jeffries and the Dems are eyeing the catbird's seat.  

What was a functioning arm of the Government only a eyeblink or three ago, has turned in to a Kindergarten of unruly rug-rats.  

Meanwhile, he of the ridiculous Orange Pompadour is faced with losing all that imagined power - wealth - and truly-imagined prestige.  How he manages to keep the political support of anyone of sound mind is beyond me.  Monday is the deadline, today is Friday, and it wouldn't surprise me if he still manages to pull it off.  Reportedly, donations have been dropping like a stone, but if he loses MagaBlargo, at least he won't be homeless.  They might be able to find room at Rikers for him; reportedly the cells are small, but - they might be able to squeeze his fat ass through the gate of Epstein's former cell.  Maybe the janitorial staff hasn't quite been able to pick up after the former occupant, either ........