Dear Straight Coworker…..

[BlackDude]

I’m hear what you say. I see your looks. I feel your false superiority complex. Telling yourself how much better than you are than me. I know it’s fake. You projecting your unhappiness on me. 

 

 I know you’re jealous. Envious of my freedom. I dont have to spend the weekend at baseball, or soccer games. Or at the pumpkin patch: When I wake up, the day is fine. Every weekend is mine. I go where I want, when I want.

 

I know you’re probably stuck at home with a woman you don’t want. She’s more than likely overweight or maybe has an aged as well as you hoped. And you can’t stand her. And she probably can’t stand you. but you can’t leave of being for fear of being put on a child support. So you’re stuck. Miserable and unhappy. 

 

I stick my dick where I want. I cum without fear. You can’t stick yours anywhere unless a check is attached to it. Am I selfish? Maybe…but in happy and selfish. 

 

And if you hoping I get something, this isn’t the 90s. They got new stuff? To keep me healthy. 

 

You don’t care about all the other BS that comes along with this lifestyle. We have my own problems. But don’t project your unhappiness onto me.

You are stuck. And jealous. 

 

Edited March 12 by BlackDude

[foryouruse]

You know he probably isn’t going to read this here and you can’t refer him to it.

The problem is, it sounds like he’s making the work environment toxic, but not doing it openly.

Until recently, there were companies where you could explain to HR what was going on to get it on the record and protect yourself from his making it worse. I don’t know if those companies are going to exist with what is going on right now and it sort of feels like every gain over the past 50 years is getting rolled back for a lot of us.

I would say revel in the life you can lead and and being happy at work and outside, but don’t let him make you toxic or he wins.

[ktopper]

I usually just ignore guys like that. I don't advertise that I like gay sex among coworkers, not because I'm ashamed of it but because it's none of their business. If a coworker is gay he is going to be made aware that I too like gay sex. As for the mouthy straight guys I like to tell them that gays get a lot of sex, and they probably get very little. Three things that will kill you eventually is cigarettes, being over weight, and not getting enough sex.

[TaKinGDeePanal]

On 3/12/2025 at 4:09 PM, BlackDude said:

I’m hear what you say. I see your looks. I feel your false superiority complex. Telling yourself how much better than you are than me. I know it’s fake. You projecting your unhappiness on me. 

 

 I know you’re jealous. Envious of my freedom. I dont have to spend the weekend at baseball, or soccer games. Or at the pumpkin patch: When I wake up, the day is fine. Every weekend is mine. I go where I want, when I want.

 

I know you’re probably stuck at home with a woman you don’t want. She’s more than likely overweight or maybe has an aged as well as you hoped. And you can’t stand her. And she probably can’t stand you. but you can’t leave of being for fear of being put on a child support. So you’re stuck. Miserable and unhappy. 

 

I stick my dick where I want. I cum without fear. You can’t stick yours anywhere unless a check is attached to it. Am I selfish? Maybe…but in happy and selfish. 

 

And if you hoping I get something, this isn’t the 90s. They got new stuff? To keep me healthy. 

 

You don’t care about all the other BS that comes along with this lifestyle. We have my own problems. But don’t project your unhappiness onto me.

You are stuck. And jealous. 

 

You can stick your dick in me, @BlackDude - any fucking time you want.