I will be taking Cumunion later this year, and am hoping I get multiple partners into rough sex. To get ready for a lot of anal, I am training my ass to take big toys up it. When I got up a couple hours ago, I sat on a 2" x 9" dildo for a while to get loosened up. Next, I began using a cucumber with an XL condom on it, and lots of silicone lube. The one end of the cucumber is about 2.5"; the other is closer to 3".

The feeling I get from stretching my ass is an exquisite mix of pleasure and pain, with the coolness of the cucumber having a soothing effect. I open up really wide with this kind of action, and fucking myself this way almost puts me into a trance. In and out... give it an extra wiggle. Rotate the fucker so my ass really feels it. Yeah, that's the way. The first half of the cucumber is the tough one. Once you get it in more than half way, your ass (or at least MY ass) wants to suck it right in.

I could sure use a few cocks right now, but Saturday mornings on long weekends around here are slow. So I work my ass, pretending to be a vegetarian, when I am a meat lover. The things I have to do to get ready for all of you bareback riders... I hope you appreciate all the hard work. 

I took a break to write this note. When I got up from my bed, that big old cucumber (which was in about 11") slid out with a thump, and my ass made a big sucking noise. 

I am going to the Farmers Market after lunch, to see if I can find something a bit bigger. I am not looking to go super deep, but love going extra wide. Maybe I can find a farmer or two in the crowd who will plant his seed deep inside of me. The reality of course is that won't happen, but if it could, I would be very happy.

Just a teaser 4 U: I bought a Magic Wand vibrator; the one the girls love so much. It has a 4" diameter head on it. I saw a video a while ago of a girl shoving the head inside her ass, and the combination of fullness and vibration made her cum like a mutherfucker. I am not ready for that yet, but I eventually will be.