Ieatcumholes

1 hour ago, bbslutdanny said:

Gave 5 loads yesterday at the local arcade 

Baby, baby, baby! 😍😍😍 Daddy might need to move to Vegas to get some of that cumhole on the regular... 🤤🤤🤤

As hairy as genetics intended it to be! 😍👅🤤

But if one shaves, then keep it shaved cause there's nothing worse than stubble down there!

9 hours ago, blackrobe said:

Mmm. Enquiring minds want to know about the two new positions...

According to the gaysexpositions guide one was bumper cars and the other is a combo of leg glider and T-Square.

Guy from Reddit just left. He got two cumsicles and three fresh loads. Firsts for him: cumsicle, having a mouth suction his pussy lips, and being fucked and bred in two positions no one had ever fucked him in before. Not bad for an old guy, if I say so myself...

I didn't lose count as much as I stopped counting. Age 29 in 2003 when I became poz.

2 hours ago, Tiboer said:

Honestly, although the uncle absolutely loved fucking his blindfolded nephew, after the fact, he suddenly felt really guilty about it.  He begged me to not tell the nephew who fucked him.  I’m sure feelings will change at some point and they will get together again.

THANK YOU! THAT was the missing context! You are honoring the uncle's request over your friend's desire to know. Rock, meet hard place... 🫂

(Doing my BEST Samantha Stevens impression) Well...

Exactly two men in the last 20 or so years have been able to make me cum from sucking me. It took one of them four different sessions, and the other one was able to grip and stroke my cock in just the right way while sucking it to make me cum. Two others might could have made that happen, but they wanted my load elsewhere...

Judging by your profile pic, my loads would definitely be reserved for your other orifice... 😉

Agree with some:

On 4/21/2025 at 4:01 PM, NWUSHorny said:

The question is mostly sarcastic, but to be fair:

     I'm not into partying, haven't really even experimented and don't want to

     Was never into bug chasing

     Don't enjoy toys

     Don't enjoy fisting and have no desire to even try it as a bottom

     Don't really care about gear, although if you are wearing leather chaps you can definitely have my pole and/or hole

     Not into roleplay

     Consider cocksucking merely foreplay not the main entree

    I don't need to know anything about you, other than that you are horny, to have sex with you

    Love ATM

     Love felching

And don't resonate with others (don't necessarily disagree. but they don't really apply to ME):

On 4/21/2025 at 4:01 PM, NWUSHorny said:

     Hate cuddling, frotting, petting and massage

     Not really romantic or even particularly affectionate

     Have never been romantic relationship with a man, only women up to this point

      Exhibitionist

     Will fuck anywhere/anytime I can somewhat reasonably assume I won't get arrested (I've pushed this one pretty hard, but have luckily never been arrested)

     Love group sex, and am a complete pig when I get half a chance

    Completely uninhibited about letting someone stick their cock in me

     Not at all shy at an orgy

     If there is a pig pile I will be in the middle of it fucking and/or getting fucked, licking, sucking and kissing at the same time if I can make it happen

    Take sexcations at gay hotspots and fully live up my fantasies when I can

And I'm conflicted about a few of those:

On 4/21/2025 at 4:01 PM, NWUSHorny said:

     Look like the normal somewhat nerdish educated professional guy next door

     Completely uninhibited about sticking my cock in someone

     I've been with thousands of people

     I am unfortunately poz

     Am almost always on the lookout for someone who is cruising      

If someone called me a nerd, I'd hate it, but couldn't really argue the point...

My one inhibition is that if I won't stick my tongue in it, I'm DEFINITELY NOT sticking my dick in it!

(Clutch the pearls) I want to believe I'm still only in my first thousands worth... 😜

I am QUITE happy I'm poz, as otherwise, I don't believe I ever would've gotten in touch with my inner pig... 2+ decades ago, being diagnosed HIV+ was a much bigger deal than it is today...

I'm generally amenable to someone who's looking, but I have enough other things going on in my life that I'm more often THAN NOT "almost always on the lookout..."

I've said for a long time that I'm on the kinky side of vanilla, but definitely on the vanilla side of kinky... 😜

I've detailed this elsewhere on BZ, but when I know I'm about to cum I pull almost all the way out and then push in as far as I can and just hold it there as I release my cum. In the last 3(?) years or so, once I think I'm done, I "afterspasm" and release more cum especially in missionary when I'm kissing the bottom...

6 hours ago, Tiboer said:

 I’ve never told my friend who it was although he often asks who the last guy who fucked so well was.

👋 👋👋 (For those in the know, doing my best Arnold Horshack impression! 😜🤣)

Um... rhetorical question. Why are you gatekeeping?

Whether or not the uncle knew he fucked and bred his nephew, you knew that the uncle had a thing for the nephew. And you know that the nephew has a thing for the uncle. Why not connect the dots for them and let them both knowingly enjoy each other in a way they've both wanted?

Did you neglect to include some important detail that makes all of this make sense? 🤔

2 hours ago, Willing said:

Hot✨️💋✨️

I've yet to have a guy who got a cumsicle say he didn't like it... 😜

2 hours ago, Lily95 said:

That is very very hot. Wish i had someone who could fill me like a cow 

Oregon ain't but a hop and a skip (WITHOUT the jump!) from Northern California... Just sayin'... 😜💋

16 hours ago, jd13 said:

When it started melting, though, not only was it super horny, a wave of jizzjoy hit me, very intensely.

I think that's what happened to the guy Saturday night. He wasn't sure about frozen cum in his hole, so I used a piece that was maybe 1/3 of the "normal" size. When he realized he liked it, I went and got a whole cumsicle, slid it into him and followed it up with my dick to push it in even further than I could with my finger. He enjoyed every minute of it! This was after I'd already pumped one fresh load into him. And even before I deposited the second fresh load into him, he was loving how creamy his hole felt while I was churning the first load and melted cumsicle into cumbutter in his hole...

2 hours ago, ImACumdump4Loads said:

Hot!  I volunteer for this! 🐽

Get thee to the West Coast and it's on and popping! (There are only 12 left now though. But I'm about 80% of the way to filling another container, which will make 18 more... 😜)

Just because your boyfriend's sex drive has diminished doesn't mean that yours has! "Cheating" was defined when the two of you were having sex. You two need to have a discussion about YOU still being able to have sex outside the relationship without that constituting cheating, whose definition needs to be updated since you two are NOT having sex...

10 hours ago, BarebackedBear said:

Just because there's a little snow on the roof doesn't mean there isn't a fire in the hearth.

Paraphrasing the Blues artist Lattimore, "I may be old. But I'm not cold. I STILL know how to bury the bone!"

ONE of the things I would go back in time and tell my younger self would be NOT to discount a man because of his age!

6 hours ago, Splendidpup said:

Wow, that’s quite the goody bag.  I’d love to get several of those cumsicles pushed up my ass.

That bag is all but depleted. There are 14 more in the silicone tubes awaiting recipients...

Just caught up on this thread. A lot of people are listing physical characteristics and not personality traits. Sometimes they're hard to differentiate; other times they aren't...

I love a self-professed cumdump, whose goal is to take as many loads as he can in a given night. I also love a bottom who wants as many dicks as he can get in a night whether or not he gets loads from them.

Despite my history with insecure men, a man who is secure within himself is a huge turn-on.

Not quite to the "pushy bottom" extreme, but a bottom who can express what he needs and what feels good to him instead of just accepting whatever I do to him is also a huge turn-on. I think another way to phrase this is I like a sub who has an opinion and will express it (but will defer to me if our opinions differ).

Another personality trait I love is a guy who can laugh, even during sex. (Of course, not laughing AT the sex...)

I like a guy who is sexually adventurous and/or has a dirty mind.

I love a guy who understands that my use of the word "pussy" refers to something that is receptive , and not to something that is feminine...

If I think of anything else, I'll add it.

I save my cum from jerking off, freeze it til I have enough, then thaw it in the fridge and put it into silicone molds to create what I call "cumsicles" to use instead of lube...

I currently have 14 in the freezer right now still in the molds waiting to be used. (And I used one yesterday...)

Yup! Love musky pits. Deodorant isn't a deal breaker. But if the guy is wearing any, his pits won't get any attention from me.

Had an overnight date. He got a cumsicle and three fresh loads last night and a fresh load this morning before I dropped him off at the train station.

Haven't read the other replies (yet). But my BFF in college was another GBM and he told me about this closet case in his dorm. So I started sending anonymous letters (yes, this was pre-email) to him that contained a key reference. One day I purposely sat next to the closet case in a class we both had and (seemingly 👼) absentmindedly drew that reference in the border of my notes. He saw, we talked, and we had sex in my dorm room that night... The sex was MEH, which explains why I lost track of him and don't know what happened to him or which sex he ended up with (if only one)...

9 hours ago, BarebackedBear said:

I almost never top but I was horned up and sent this to a bud who convinced me to breed him, but only if he'd flip and return the favor. Must have been a good pic I guess. Topped for the first time in years today and realized how out of shape I am 🤪

If we weren't on opposite coasts, you could bottom for me anytime... 🤤 I 😍 a man with some roundness to his form, ESPECIALLY if he's hairy... 🤤🤤🤤

19 minutes ago, KindaBasic said:

The booster in my hiv meds can do make viagra a lot more fun. 

Pre-meds I was the poster child for Viagra. I could take it the night of sex, cum 2-3x, go to sleep, and it would still be working in the morning for another load or two.

Going back to metal cockrings though, I find them a lot less comfortable than the rubber/stretchy ones, which is another reason I tend not to wear them.

5 minutes ago, KindaBasic said:

Same here. I’m fairly thick with sizable pair of nuts.  Like you, once I’m hard it’s there until I pop. When I’m in a mood to goon, I can stay locked in place for quite awhile. When I’m in the mood to top, especially after I pop some vitamin v, bottoms beware. lol

Is "vitamin v" what I think it is? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I use generic at this point. It still stays in my system for 12-ish hours (where the prescription version works for 12-18 hours) and is a dollar-ish per pill, pretty much allowing me to get hard at will long after I can no longer cum... So, definitely "bottoms beware"! 😜

To stay on topic, I have a couple of metal cockrings. I never thought my "stalk" was particularly thick, but apparently it is! The smaller of the two metal cockrings that were gifted to me by different men is a bear to put on, and I have to be completely soft to put it on or take it off. So, I rarely use it. The other one is a very nice fit (snug, but not too snug) when I'm hard. (It also seems to retain body heat better than the other one, so made of different metals.)  And if I'm wearing it, walking around soft and don't have anything cupping my balls, the cockring will slip off. The large majority of my cockrings are rubber/elastic and/or have a quick release mechanism, so it's very unlikely I'll end up in the ER wearing one...