RIMPARTY
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Around 1999, My bf went to the White Party in Palm Springs with friends. The dance floor was packed with hot sweaty gay men in white clothes, and my boyfriends group huddled n bumped n grinded each other for hours! So one of the guys from the group yells out "I'm gonna go pee, does anyone want me to get em a cocktail?" ..."No thanks, we're good!". So he leaves, and when he yets back just 10 minutes later, he joins the group with a look of horror and disgust. Apparently while making his way thru the dancefloor, he came across a group huddled around a sweet bubble butt tanned up n smooth bottom slut, standing but bent over and ass pooching while this big hot muscle giant w a massive meaty cock raw fucks that boy. Soon the big top slows down and says he needs to catch his breath. He pulls the plug on that boy and suddenly, watery shit blasts outta that bottoms ass and sprays a handful of guys nearby, all dressed in white...now spotted like cows with brown poop. The stink, and the fear of a possible 2'nd explosion, caused an enormous surge from the area. Kind of like the atom bomb effect, a 20' diameter space was cleared out, whilst the shit spraying bottom just stood in total shock and embarrassment. True Story, I kid you not! -
So you sit there in a tub of hot water with your shit floating by as you fuck yourself with a dildo? I'm going to have to advise against this approach. You are setting yourself up with a perfect environment to get a MRSA, a highly drug resistant skin infection, aka Flesh Eating Bacteria Infection. If you survive, then often times you are left with a severe scar, or worse, it eats yo ur entire nose off. Also, what's the point of fucking yourself so feverishly with a dildo when you're bout to go get the real thing? Personally, I want a hole that's nice n tight that I get to make blossom and relax and open up with my flicking wet tongue, then gets gaping after I plunge my prick in deep. I hate big loose mancunt thats so stretched out, I feel like I'm just fucking air. I will agree that a dildo deep insertion test is a good idea, aka the Dip Stick Test. Remember, a simple plain cold water enema, not warm water, and Fleets Enemas should be avoided as well. Do not apply repeated thrusts w dildo, rendering it useless ane deified into "gaping pussy" status. A few slow, deeeep, and careful insertions of ur dildo to grab that leftover bit o' lunch, then preserve that little pucker til your date arrives.
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Fleet enemas = NO! They are formulated to continue drawing shit outta you, so plain water, COLD WATER, not HOT WATER, is sufficient. Hot water isn't good cuz like the Fleet enema, you will be waiting w long time for it to finally stop drawing out your stink. Even if you see no fecal matter, you will smell ur shit juice if you go overboard, n ur top's cock will be marinated in ur stink.
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I'm not comfortable accepting a friend invite with no pictures, nor little submitted regarding yourself. Try adding more to your profile and I'll consider it later, for now I'm going to reject your kind invitation. Thanks.
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Okay I see it's time for me to educate all of you. If you wanna see guys doing drugs, and we're talking lotsa hardcore slamming points filled with tina, then having wild crazy nasty sex, just go to the chem pigs dot com web page. It's the baby brother of Nasty Kink Pigs, which also has some but most of the slamming vids are on the chem pigs site. Amateur porn, not pro, but it should fulfill your curiosity once and for all.
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You're all gonna hate me, but there is nothing better than a freshly showered, and preferably smooth, manhole. If it's gonna get dirty, I want it to be me that does it. A partied up latin or asian boy with a naturally hairless hole, grrr, but open to all races, even a little hair. If there is so much hair that I will be left with a scraped tongue after my usual rimming sessions, then I have to buzz it clean n smooth.
