mass1ve

ngl playing darktide and 80% of the game is how hard the soundtrack goes.

Literally no one:...

Inappropriately thicc Heterosexual Icelandic men:

new beyonce album fire but im working on writing more i promise. 

this was like a solid 85% of my last relationship.  it speaks to me.  Mark i still like ribs more than u.

when your 80ish col vim paste buffer out of wayland turns into spaghetti in the breeding.zone editor

when you write all this smut in vim because nano is for defaults and emacs is too hard

staying up way too late trying to get an OS on this laptop that doesnt forward all my DNS traffic to google because 'TeH DevOPS!' and just got an email from microsoft research dick-riding my github public profile for a survey about social justice programming.  late. stage. surveillance. capitalism.  😪 

why every K-Town grocery playing bangers like theyre competing with the hollywood strip for club kids.  the youngest person in this place at 7 AM is still over 65 and we're just fuckin vibin to this???🤔

kinda wanted to update Dr Doug today but after 4 paragraphs closed the browser assuming this gets saved but it doesnt 😕

what should i update.

How my good christian mind understands CumUnion.

Posting in the trans board like 😄😄

COVID lockdown again and the dating scene got me like...

I cant even find shit off the regular menu i want to eat.

Quarantine THIRST 🍑

NGL this October heatwave in LA is getting real.💀

milo 👏 is  👏 never  👏 not  👏 funny.

ugh.  you ever get so faded you buy shit off the trump store?? 

childhood trauma in a plastic cartridge is what this was.

why does ZUCC have a dump truck ass in 2020 siri google search   🤔

hey @mass1ve do you play Ghosts of Tsushima??? 😡

cold makgeolli and a kimchi pancake learning cobol tonight like 🤣

Happy Friday, boys.💘

SMDH.  literally every fucking argument i heard in 2011 in favor of banning gay marriage sounded like this incomprehensible bullshit.

fuck i hate grindr sometimes.

long ass skype with my bitch of a mom like. fuck she hates everything that moves.

more cake than a birthday wedding 😵.