evilqueerpig

Another Toon Masterpiece!

    Licking his lips, Alex said, "Katt, you give great piss!  This might sound strange, but your cock reminds me of 2 significant men in my life, both with freakishly long foreskins.  First was the guy who got me into piss!  We met at Pride, hit a bar, grabbed dinner, picked up a few 6 packs and headed to his place.  He broke out the bong and some righteous weed.  Having consumed so much beer, we both needed to piss and as we stood side by side at the toilet, I got the urge to hold his pissing cock and I liked the way it felt!  After grabbing some munchies, we both hosed out and fucked each other to the point of exhaustion.  I woke up first the next morning and figuring I'd wake him with a blowjob, I took his cock in my mouth.  His bladder opened a split second before his eyes and the piss flowed.  Despite the shock and the fact that it was morning piss, I was instantly hooked on the taste!  Freaking out, he tried to pull out, but I sealed my mouth around his cock, only releasing it when I'd swallowed every last drop.  Though it was unexpected, we both admitted to enjoying it and he fed me twice more before I left!  Been a pisspig ever since!"

    "Now, for the second man," Alex continued, "this involves an extreme kink that even some pigs find repulsive!  If either one of you should feel uncomfortable with what I say, just tell me and I'll say no more!"

For me it's uncut, cheesy cock...the riper, the better.  Living in the US, uncut men are rare and those willing to get ripe are scarcer than hen's teeth.  I had a dear friend with benefits who had what he called "extreme overhang".  He'd ripen 2 weeks for me and when I'd get to his place, the stink was strong and I'd go right in for a sniff before inserting my tongue into his foreskin and licking it clean...followed by drinking his morning piss from the tap.  DAMN, I miss that man!

Been there, done that...gives new meaning to the phrase "word of mouth"

I was 17 when I had my 1st man.  This being 1977, bareback was the norm.  On the day of my 18th birthday, we both arranged to work a half day, met for lunch and then, off to Greenwich Village for my 1st visit to a gay bar.  Back to his place, where we 69ed, then an early dinner and a cleanout.  He told me it was time to try my wings and the best place to do that was the baths.  After telling me what to expect, as a birthday present, he gave me lube and a bottle of poppers.

More excited than nervous, I asked the guy at the front desk for a room, got buzzed in and the attendant handed me a towel and escorted me to the room.  Stripping off, I wrapped the towel around my waist and set out to explore.  In some rooms, guys lay in bed, stroking their cocks, while in others, guys were ass up, waiting to be fucked.  Locating the maze, hands reached beneath my towel to feel my ass or cock, but I wasn't ready for anything.  Back on the main floor, I checked out the steam room, sauna and showers.  There was  walk through orgy room with mattresses against the walls and a sling in the middle and I made a mental note to give that a try sometime.  At the hot tub, I saw HIM, relaxing in the water and I stopped dead in my tracks.  He was a handsome, thin black man with a bushy mustache.

Instantly, my cock got hard, causing an obscene tent in my towel.  "Mind if I join you?" I asked.

Patting the edge of the hot tub, he said,  "Honestly, I'd be disappointed if you didn't join me!"  Dropping my towel, I stepped into the hot tub and he extended his hand, guiding me to sit next to him, our legs touching.  "This your first time here?  I live only a few blocks away and this is my hangout!  Believe me, I couldn't forget such a hot man!"

"Yea, it's my first time here." I confessed.  "Actually, today's my 18th birthday and I'm here to celebrate as a legal gay man!  When it comes to hotness, the surface of the sun has nothing on you and yet, there's something cool and soothing in those brown eyes of yours!  By the way, I'm Eliot!"

"Happy Birthday, Eliot!" He said, putting an arm around my shoulder.  "Jim, here, slim Jim to my friends, and I'd like to be friends with you.  Of course, at 42, I'm old enough to be your father!"

"Slim Jim, I wouldn't take you for a day over 30!" I said.  "At the risk of being forward, what are my chances of taking you?  I know I come on a bit strong, but my 1st man gave me some pearls of wisdom.  First, always be yourself.  Second, sexy comes in all shapes, colors and sizes and you're living proof of that!"

Jim grabbed my hand, placing it on his huge, throbbing hardon.  "Flattery will get you everywhere!" He said.  "Your chances of taking me are a sure thing as long as I get to take you!  I'm usually the one to make the 1st move, but with you, being on the other side feels good!  Here it is your birthday and you're making me feel special!  Did you make a birthday wish?  What do you like to do?"

Grabbing Jim's hand, I placed it on my own throbbing cock and told him, "Sitting here with you, I don't need to make a wish!  Certainly not for something sweet!  I like to do pretty much everything, sucking, getting sucked, fucking, getting fucked, eating ass, getting my ass eaten!  I love to kiss and with that sexy mouth of yours, I'm hoping you do, too!"

"That's music to my ears!  I like everything you do and I also love to kiss!"  Jim exclaimed as he planted his mouth over mine.  I parted my lips, giving Jim's tongue complete access to my mouth.  Minutes later, the roles were switched and it was my tongue exploring Jim's mouth.

Breaking the kiss, I said, "Jim, you're an expert kisser!  Let's head up to my room!"  We both got out of the hot tub and it was then that I saw Jim's cock in it's throbbing 9" glory.  "No need to wrap our towels, hard as we both are!"  I led Jim up to my room, both of our cocks swinging.  Closing the door behind us, I gently pushed Jim onto the bed on his back and jumped on top of him.

Our cocks rubbing against each other, precum flowing from both of us, Jim asked, "Well, birthday man, what's it gonna be?"

"First of all, I wanna suck on that huge cock of yours, big as it is, I won't be able to get the whole thing in my mouth, but I'll handle most of it!" I confessed.  "After that, I wanna taste your ass and as my birthday present, I want you to fuck me!"

Jim sat up and said, "Go for it!"  I grabbed his cock by the base and licked it, savoring every ridge and vein.  Damn he tasted sweet.  Minutes later, I took him into my mouth, using my tongue and heavy suction, managing 7" of that beautiful cock.  Needing a breather, I pulled off of Jim's cock and licked on his plum sized balls.   "Ooooh!" He moaned in pleasure.  Having gotten my second wind, I got back on his cock, sucking like crazy.  After 5 minutes, Jim pulled me off his cock and said,  "You had me too close to cumming and I know you want me to fuck you!  Damn, what a mouth you have!"

Laying next to Jim, I kissed him on his cheek and said, "Hell yes, I want you to fuck me, but before that, I need to taste your ass!  Sit on my face!"

As requested, Jim sat on my face.  His butt was mostly hairless, but there was a patch of black curlies in his crack.  I licked up and down his crack for a few minutes and then I stuck the tip of my tongue in his pucker.  That was likely the moment I developed my love for eating black men's ass.  Gradually, I inserted my tongue deeper, savoring the sweet ass juices, while Jim's butt muscles expanded and contracted in response to my ministrations.  "Mmmmm, that feels wonderful!" Jim said.  "No man has ever got his tongue this far up my ass!  Let me have a taste of your ass before I fuck it!"  He repositioned himself, putting my legs on his shoulders, burying his mouth on my ass!  "Fuck, that's one tasty ass!"

"Speaking of fuck, that's exactly what I want!" I said with a chuckle.  "There's lube and poppers on the ledge!  I'll stay on my back so we can kiss while you fuck me!"

Jim squirted lube on 2 of his fingers and squeezed the into my ass.  "It's your birthday, but I feel like I'm getting the present!" He said, handing me the bottle of poppers.  "You'll wanna take a hit when I go in!"  Watching as he applied a generous coating of lube on his cock, my eyes went wide in anticipation.  "Take a big hit!" He said, lining his cockhead up with my crack.  I inhaled deeply and with minimal pain, Jim penetrated me.  "Your ass is so hot and tight!"  Another hit off the poppers and all I felt was pleasure as Jim got more of his cock in me.  Truly a skilled cocksman, Jim knew what he was doing and before I realized it, I felt his balls meet my buttcheeks.  "I'm all the way in!  How do you feel?  Do you want it fast and rough or long and sweet?"

"There aren't enough words in the English language to describe how I feel!  Wonderful would be a huge understatement!" I said, smiling from ear to ear.  "Slim Jim, I want it like your cock, long and sweet!  Kiss me!"

His tongue in my mouth, Jim longdicked me, fucking me passionately.  There was no pain, only blissful pleasure as Jim's cock filled me as I'd never been filled, my butt muscles responding.  Our kissing only intensified the pleasure.  After 10 minutes, Jim held me tightly.  "Ugh!  I'm cumming!" He grunted as I felt his cock spasm, spewing his seed deep inside me.  Collapsing on top of me, Jim said, "You have the hottest ass I've ever fucked in years!"  Gradually, his cock slipped out of my ass.  "Now, it's my turn!"  He applied some lube to my cock and before I could utter a word, he lowered his ass onto my cock and started to ride me.

Up and down, Jim rode my cock and I thrust into him, establishing our own rhythm.  Jim's ass felt like warm velvet, enveloping my cock with his butt muscles.  All too soon, I felt my impending climax.  "Fuck, Jim! I'm cumming!" I roared, spewing my jism deep in him, as I pulled him close for a kiss.  Out of breath, I pulled back.  "That was unexpected and fuckin amazing!  Your ass fucks as good as it tastes!" I exclaimed as my cock popped out of his ass.

Wiping the sweat from his brow, Jim said, "I can say the same for you!  When you first approached me in the hot tub, I thought you were sexy, but you're so much more!  For tonight, you've spoiled me for other men, so I think I'll head home.  Not even gonna shower because the smell will remind me of you!  Happy Birthday, Eliot!  I hope I'll see you again!" He said, kissing me passionately.  At the door, we hugged tightly before Jim left.

That was my 1st bareback as both bottom and top at the age of 18 and Jim would become a friend with benefits.  Of course, that's also the night my slut gene kicked in and it hasn't eased up in the least.

The role you describe sounds like a "submissive bottom"....if that's the case, embrace it and seek out "dominant tops"

    "Shotgun time!" Blackie announced, the cloud already rising in the glass cock.  Inhaling deeply, he shared it with Alex, who shared it with Katt and then in the other direction.  Twice more, Blackie filled the glass cock.  Getting out of the bed, Blackie walked over to the mini fridge and returned with a bottle of water.  "We need to hydrate!" He said, opening the bottle as they each took a healthy swig.  "Do you guys wanna do booty bumps or just get down and piggy?  Not that I blame you, pig, but you've been staring at Katt's cock since he got here!  I wanna have him fuck you while you fuck me!"

    Grinning like the proverbial cat that swallowed the canary, Alex said, "Katt's cock is a thing of beauty!  Look at that puddle of precum on his stomach!" He said, taking the initiative to bend over and lick it up.  "This might sound freaky, but I wanna put shards under Katt's foreskin so he can fuck it into me!"

    Katt traced his finger over Alex's lips and said,  "Honestly, this won't be the first time I've done it, Blackie likes it too!  Guys either love my freakishly long foreskin or they hate it!  My attitude is take me as I am or fuck off!  Right now, I need to piss and since Blackie raved about your drinking skills, I wanna experience them for myself!  Do we need to go into the bathroom to avoid spillage?"

    His face in Katt's crotch, Alex said assuredly, "I'll drain you dry!  No need to even skin back, I love a powerful stream!  Just let me know when you're nearly finished, because I like piss kisses!"  Without another word, he took Katt's cock in his mouth and in seconds, the piss flowed.  Alex savored the golden nectar, audibly gulping and slurping, his adam's apple bobbing up and down, as he sucked Katt's piss from his cock.

    "Drink, you nasty fuckin pisspig!" Katt moaned with pleasure. "Blackie was right about you!  I've never had a guy drink my piss with such passion!  Just a bit left, get ready for our piss kiss!"  He said pulling Alex's mouth off his cock and bringing it to his own mouth, where they shared Katt's bitter flavor.

HOT start!

Sidewalk in front of Island House...Key West

Written INvitation?

    "I don't know if you've ever had the pleasure, but Blackie's hole is the sweetest I've ever tasted!" Alex said, giving Blackie's butt a playful squeeze.  "Of course, the night is young and there's so much more to do!  You're more than welcome to join us, Katt!  Before you answer, you should know that I'm POZ, undetectable and strictly bareback!"

    "For me, the sweetest ass I've ever eaten is my husband's, but Blackie is a close second!" Katt said, stroking Alex's chest.  "Trust me, pig, it fucks as good as it tastes!  Like you, I'm POZ, undetectable and I've NEVER had a condom on or in me!  Before we move onto other things, Blackie and I need to conduct some business!  Let's go to the red zone!" He said, picking up his backpack.

    In the bedroom, Katt set the backpack on the bed and began taking out the merchandise while Blackie opened the top drawer of his dresser and took out an envelope with cash.  There were 2 dozen bags of meth, a vial of G, a large bottle of Viagra and 2 dozen syringes in sealed packages.  Blackie gathered up the merchandise, putting it in the dresser drawer and Katt took a large bag of meth from his backpack.  "My cooker has outdone himself!  Let's do a sample!  Do we blow some clouds or bump it?"

    "Clouds will do for starters!" Blackie said, patting the bed.  Alex and Katt sat on the bed, while Blackie loaded the glass cock.  "Pig, show him that magic tongue of yours!"  Sticking out his tongue, Alex wagged it teasingly and Katt pulled him in for a kiss.  Alex thrust his tongue between Katt's parted lips and there was a faint taste of tequila as he explored Katt's mouth.  Minutes later, Alex parted his lips and sucked Katt's tongue into his hungry mouth.

    Breaking the kiss, Katt moaned, "Mmmmm, pig!  Blackie was right about you!  I swear you could take my tonsils out with that tongue of yours!  Long and talented and you kiss with piggy passion!"

    "Half the credit goes to you!" Alex said.  "My piggy passion needs inspiration and you provided that!  You've only had a sample of what my tongue can do and being a nasty pig, I take requests!  Was that tequila I tasted in our kiss?"

    Katt squeezed Alex's thigh and said, "Yes, it was.  I did some body shots with Javi before heading here!  We have a piggy way for me to to body shots!  He puts the lime between his upper leg and his crotch and he sprinkles the salt on his cock!"

    Alex gave the visitor a thorough checking out.  His pecs were covered in black hair, smooth below with a large tattoo of a crown and a barely discernible biohaz symbol incorporated into the design, rock hard 6 pack abs, a tantalizing treasure trail, lush black pubes and his most striking feature, a huge uncut cock, with a thick foreskin and pendulous balls, his genitals a good 5 shades darker than the rest of him.  "Now, I remember!  I was in the office, getting the barcode for my car and I saw you and another man going into the gym!  To be honest, I couldn't decide which 1 of you 2 were hotter!"

    "If it'll help you to make up your mind, the 3 of us will have to get together sometime!  Where are my manners?  Javi would whip my ass for that!  My name's Katt, that's K, a and double t, but they call me King Katt!"  He said, offering his hand.

    Taking the outstretched hand, Alex shook it, returning Katt's firm grip. "Call me pig!" He said, not to confer anonymity, but to make the situation clear.  I've been called many names, but never a lousy cocksucker!  Not to brag, but I'm an expert cocksucker and I've never sucked a lousy cock!"

    With a hearty chuckle, Katt said, "Pig it is!  Not that I'm looking to horn in on Blackie's action, but I like piggy men and when they're as sexy as you, it's icing on the cake!  Blackie, is he the hairy beast you've been searching for?"

    Putting an arm around Alex's waist, Blackie said, "Oh, he's so much more than that!  Even if he didn't have a hair on his body, he'd be all that and a bag of chips!  He's a nasty pig and since we got here, he's been in his piggy element and it's like he's brought me to a head space I've never experienced with other men!  Is it okay if I tell Katt the things you've done to me?"

    Visibly blushing, but not from shame, Alex said, "Why wouldn't it be okay?  Sure, I'm a nasty pig but you're the one who put me in my piggy element!  I love doing piggy things, but it takes a man like you to bring out my piggy best!  Katt, don't worry about horning in on Blackie's action!  As long as he's cool with it, so am I!"

    Stroking his beard, Blackie said, "Let me start at the beginning.  I first saw this pig in the park, looking all sweaty and sexy!  After he flashed his ass to show me that it's as hairy as the rest of him, we kissed and it was like no kiss I've ever felt!  We came back here and he buried his face in my pits!  Other guys sniff and lick, but this pig wallowed, which made it even better for me.  The 2 of us had some beers and then hit the shower to hose our asses out.  In my bed, we swapped spit and next thing you know, he's licking my feet and sucking my toes!  Nobody has ever done that to me and I have to admit it drove me wild.  Once our asses were emptied, it was back to bed for more making out.  My bladder was full, so we stepped out on the terrace and he drank my piss like a thirsty man in the desert, but he saved enough for us to share in a kiss!  I did the same for him and then, it was back to bed where we feasted on each other's pits!  The pig told me he's been known to rim guys to climax and then he ordered me to sit on his face!  I've never had my ass eaten more thoroughly or deeply and damn, if he didn't bring me to the most intense climax!  I pulled off and shot in his mouth and of course, he saved some to snowball with me!  Five minutes later, we were basking in the afterglow when you called!"

    Like the true, nasty, ass eating pig, Alex slurped Blackie's butt juices, savoring the flavor as he tonguefucked Blackie's ass, giving into his hunger for butt.  Rather than remove his mouth to tell Blackie what a sweet tasting ass he had, he went into a rimming frenzy, increasing the pace of his tongue lunges and going still deeper.  "Oh fuck!" Blackie shouted, moving his ass off of Alex's face and shoving his cock in Alex's mouth.  "I'm cuuummmming!" He grunted, as his cock spasmed 8 times.  Alex swallowed the first few spurts and kept the rest in his mouth.  Rolling over, he pulled Blackie into a kiss, snowballing the sweet, salty, creamy jizz.  Their kiss lasted 3 minutes until Blackie pulled away and breathlessly said, "Alex, you're amazing!  I've been fucked to climax many times, but you're the first guy ever to rim me to climax and I can say that I never came so hard before!"

    "You have the sweetest, juiciest, most responsive ass I've ever eaten!" Alex said, licking his lips for emphasis. "Blackie, as long as I have a face, you'll always have a place to sit!  I also need to add that you have a sweet cock and yummy cum aside from being bootylicious!"

    Tracing his finger around Alex's lips, Blackie said, "Given my complexion, you can't tell when I'm blushing, but I am!  I'm looking forward to more of that and before the night is over, I wanna feel your cock in my ass, fucking me with the same piggy passion!"  Just then, the phone chirped. "Let me take this," He said picking up the phone. "Yo, double k!  I was busy until a few minutes ago!  Come up, there's someone I want you to meet!"  Hanging up the phone, Blacke said, "That's my dealer!  Best meth you'll ever find and one sexy stud to boot!  Let's go greet him!"  

    Alex followed Blackie to the entry where he used his smart phone to unlock the door.  When the door opened, Alex saw what can be best described as a Latino God, with a shaved head and a thick stache.  He wore cutoff sweats and a huge cock was clearly visible along his left leg.  There was a leather backpack slung across his right shoulder.  "Let me take that while you get comfortable!" He said, grabbing the backpack.  "I know this sounds like a pickup line, but I've seen you somewhere before!"

    "Peabody Gardens." The man said.  "We're neighbors!  You're in unit 15 and I live in the last private home in the back of the complex with my husband!  I saw you unloading boxes and I said to Javi, my husband, if that guy's gay, he needs to meet Blackie!"

    Reaching over, Alex took the bag of meth from Blackie's outstretched hand, licked his index finger, dipped it in the bag and extracted 5 shards just as Blackie had done.  Careful not to spill any, he placed the bag on the nightstand.  Moving down on the bed, he saw Blackie's hole and it seemed to wink at him in anticipation.  Alex worked his finger gently into his target, twisting it and Blackie's ass was actually pulling it inside.  Instantly, Blackie's butt muscles squeezed Alex's fingers, absorbing the meth.  Gently removing his finger, Alex brought it to his mouth and sucked on it for endless seconds, relishing the taste of Blackie's ass.  "Fuck, you got one sweet ass!  Blackie, get that full blooded African dark berry over my face!" He said, practically an order.

    In less than a second, Blackie sat on Alex's face, his pierced nutsac resting on Alex's chin.  Never one to just dive in and chow down, Alex gave a few teasing licks up and down Blackie's butt crack.  Curling his tongue inward, he gave a few jabs, barely penetrating the entrance.  Gradually, putting more of his tongue into Blackie's hole, Alex was amazed at the responsiveness of his butt muscles.  Not only did Blackie's ass taste sweet, it produced a seemingly never ending supply of sweet butt juices which inspired Alex to thrust his tongue deeper.  "Rimbo is right!" Blackie moaned.  "Your tongue is hitting places in my ass no other tongue has reached!"

    Rolling off of Alex and stroking his furry chest, Blackie said, "Honestly, I'd rather sniff sweaty pits and pubes than poppers!  A man's musk gets my cock harder than artificial chemicals and you got a potent musk that's downright intoxicating!  I think it's a good time for booty bumps!  Do you like it from a rig without a point or some shards up your ass?  You're my guest, so the choice is yours!"

    With a broad grin, Alex said, "I totally agree with you in sniffing sweaty pits and pubes!  Poppers fuck with my sinuses, so I haven't used them in years!  Aside from toilet paper and the cleanout hose, I don't like anything artificial up my ass, so feel free to put some shards up there.  Of course, when I'm bumping a guy, I like to taste his ass on my finger after I remove it!  Before we bump, there's something you need to know!  I love eating ass and it's earned me the nickname Rimbo in piggy circles!  Look at this tongue!" He said, sticking it out and wagging it suggestively.  "I've been known to rim guys to climax, so if you feel you're about to cum, get your ass off my face and your cock in my mouth!  Cum should never be wasted!"

    "Having a long tongue is like having a long cock, unless you know what to do with it, it's useless!" Blackie said.  "Given the way you kiss and what you do to my pits and feet, it's obvious you got mad skills!  Lift your legs up and get ready to be bumped!" He said, licking his index finger and dipping it in the bag of shards. "Five should do the trick!"  Alex grabbed his legs behind his knees and Blackie squeezed his finger up Alex's ass, gently twisting it as Alex's butt muscles contracted, absorbing the meth.  The all too familiar burn was actually a comfort to Alex, knowing what he'd feel soon.  Removing his finger from Alex's ass, Blackie brought it to his mouth and sucked on it briefly.  "Damn, that tasty ass is gonna be fine to eat and fuck!  My turn!"

    "Alex, piss play has never been this fun!" Blackie said. "I'm guessing it's because you're the first guy who enjoys it, both giving and receiving as much as I do!  Of course, since we need to stay hydrated, the piss will be flowing!  Would you be open to a piss 69 and me pissing up that sexy, hairy ass?"

    His face turning many shades of crimson, Alex admitted, "When it comes to piss play, we're definitely kindred spirits and until now, I've never felt the intimacy you bring to it!  Piss 69, and piss up my ass, do what you want!  Right now, the Queen is doing royal things to me and there's so many things I wanna do to and with you!  Mind if we get back into bed?"

    "You took the words right outta my mouth!" Blackie cooed, giving Alex's cock a squeeze.  "The Queen has me feeling good and you feel wonderful!  Now that we've worked up a sweat, I wanna feast on your pits and give you another go at mine!"  Back in bed, Blackie got on top of Alex, raised his right arm and planted his face in that hairy pit.  He buried his nose and inhaled Alex's masculine stink, then gave it a thorough licking, and then the same on Alex's left pit, licking his lips as he finished.

    "Let me at those stinky pits!" Alex demanded, rolling Blackie over until he was under him.  Moaning with pleasure, he was in his piggy element, gorging on Blackie's stinky left pit and feasting on the sweat, before switching to his right pit for more of the same.  "Not that you need the money, gut if there was a way to bottle your stink, you'd make a fortune!  Before humans became civilized and got obsessed with hygiene, our scent was a way of attracting mates.  Us uncivilized pigs appreciate the power of stink and we fly our freak flags with pride!"

    Blackie opened the top drawer of the nightstand and took out a large leather case.  "Time for the Queen to join us!" He said, opening the case and removing a glass cock, a bag with meth shards and a torch.  "I call her Queen Tina because she'll get us royally tweaked!  Sweet as your mouth is, I wanna shotgun with you!  Let me take the hit and when I pull your face to mine, part your sexy lips!"  Putting a few shards in the glass cock, he lit it with the torch, twirling it between his hands as the chems melted.  Inhaling deeply, he held it as long as he could and pulled Alex's mouth over his.  Back and forth, they shared the meth between them.  "Now, you take the hit!" Blackie said as he put more shards in the glass cock and they repeated the shotgunning process.  "Alex, if you're thirsty, I need to piss!  Do you wanna go out on the terrace or stay here?"

    "When it's piss from the tap, I'm ALWAYS thirsty!" Alex said, giving Blackie's cock a playful squeeze. "Even though we're too high up to be seen, there's something nasty about doing it outside and I'm a nasty pig!  More likely than not, I'll be ready to feed you my piss soon!  How do you feel about piss kisses?"

    Stroking Alex's cheek, Blackie said, "Whether it's cum, piss or ass, I love tasting my flavors in another guy's mouth!  Unfortunately, not many guys are into it, but since we're both nasty pigs, bring it on!  Let's go to the terrace before my bladder explodes!"  On the terrace, Blackie had Alex sit on a chair and put his cockhead in Alex's mouth,  Using his tongue to adjust Blackie's horseshoe shape PA for a maximum flow, it took but a few seconds for the piss to stream from Blackie's cock.  "Drink, you nasty pisspig!" Blackie said, running his hands through Alex's hair as Alex pinched both of Blackie's pierced nipples.  He'd fed other guys his piss, but watching Alex's adam's apple bob up and down as he gulped it brought something new to the experience.  "Just about done, save some for a piss kiss!"  His bladder empty, Blackie withdrew his cockhead from Alex's mouth and pulled him up for a kiss.  The taste of his piss expelled from Alex's mouth heightened the intensity of their kiss.  Until then, he'd never felt such a connection with another man.  Could it be that Alex was his piggy equal?

    Reluctantly pulling out of the kiss, Alex licked his lips and said, "Damn Blackie, you give yummy piss and plenty of it!  Can't wait until it's your meth piss from that sweet cock!  Have a seat and let me give you mine!"  Blackie sat down and took Alex's cockhead into his mouth.  With one hand, he fondled Alex's furry nutsac and with the other, he reached around to caress Alex's hairy ass.  Like a thirsty man in the desert, Blackie sucked the piss out of Alex, loudly gulping it down.  "Take it, you nasty pisspig!  Use my cock as a straw to drain my bladder!  Piss kiss time!" He announced as the last drops entered Blackie's mouth.  Alex removed his cock, pulling Blackie to his feet and kissing him passionately.  The intimacy of being with Blackie was something Alex never expected to feel and yet, it was comforting.

My advice is to hit a "local"...back in 87, during my London holiday, the Kings Arms was my hangout and I found the crowd quite friendly.  Should someone strike your fancy, just go for it.  Hope you'll update us.

    "Damn, the things you do with that mouth of yours!" Blackie said as Alex released his foot. "This is the first time a guy has done my feet and thanks to you, it ain't gonna be the last!  Is this something you always been into?"

    Licking his lips as he snuggled up next to Blackie, Alex replied, "Some guy I hooked up with told me he's into getting his feet and toes worked and since I'll try anything 3 times to be sure I'm doing it right, I did it and I found out I like doing it, but only when a guy has sexy feet, so you can expect more of the same!"

    Blackie rolled on top of Alex and said, "When you said your mouth was good for more than just kissing, you weren't kidding and I'm looking forward to experiencing everything your talented mouth can do!  Right now, I need your mouth on mine!  Let's swap spit!"  Parting his lips, Blackie practically sucked Alex's tongue into his mouth.  They kissed with lustful passion, taking turns with each other's tongues in hungry mouths as their cocks leaked precum.

    Reluctantly breaking their kiss, Alex announced, "I'm ready to empty my ass!  Don't worry, Blackie, there's so much my mouth is gonna do to you, along with more kissing, hot lips!  I'm only as good as the guy I'm kissing and you're a fantastic kisser!"

    "Need to empty my ass too!" Blackie said.  "As far as kissing is concerned, I responded to you and it's like nothing I've ever felt!  I have plans for your sweet mouth and all your other sweet parts!  Let's hit the toilet!" He said, rolling off of Alex and off of the bed.

    On the toilet, Alex was pleased and not surprised that what he expelled from his ass was more liquid than solid.  He did a thorough wiping to be sure Blackie wouldn't encounter anything unpleasant.  Snuffing out the candle, he returned  to the bedroom and found Blackie waiting for him.

    Patting the bed, Blackie said, "I hope you don't mind, but I closed the a/c vent and opened the terrace doors, so we can sniff each other's manstink!" He reached into the upper drawer of the nightstand and took out a large leather case which contained his party supplies.  "While we build up some stink, I'm thinking we should chill out and blow clouds!"

Freddie Mercury was anything but celibate...if you fear hiv, get on prep...a celibate life is no life at all.

If it ain't BAREBACK, it ain't FUCKIN and it ain't happenin!

    Returning to the bedroom, Alex removed the quilt and the top sheet and placed them on the bench at the foot of the bed.  Laying down, the sheets felt cool and both the pillows and mattress were comfortably firm.  In a corner of the room, he noticed a mini fridge which would make staying hydrated convenient.  From the terrace doors, he was treated to a view of the city lights.

    Climbing on the bed, Blackie nuzzled Alex's chest and said, "Before we do anything, there are 2 things I need to tell you.  First, some friends of mine will be in and out during the next few hours, but you're under no obligation to play with them!  I brought you here to be with me, not to be used by others!  Second, if there's anything you want to do to me, don't ask, don't tell, just do it!"

    Alex gave Blackie a playful peck on the cheek and said, "You know the old saying about birds of a feather, so let's just see what happens.  Since you gave me permission to just go for what I want to do to you, get ready!"  With that, he scooted down on the bed, lifted Blackie's right leg and licked his foot.  Blackie moaned with pleasure and when Alex began to suck on his toes, he practically purred.  "Fuck, you have sexy feet!" He said before giving Blackie's left leg the same treatment.

    Blackie led Alex through the kitchen and dining room, past the family room and opened the french doors to the master bedroom.  It was basically a study in red, walls and ceiling painted a bright shade of crimson, plush carpeting, a deep red, dark wooden furniture and the matching bed had a blood red leather upholstered headboard with scarlet linens.  "As you can see, red is my favorite color!  This is where we'll be spending most of our time!  I hope you like it!"

    "As impressive as the room is, I'm more excited to be here with you!" Alex  said, squeezing Blackie's shoulder.  "I've always thought that red was the color of passion and a passionate pig presses all of my buttons!"

    "You pressed my buttons the second I spotted you on that park bench!" Blackie said, reaching up to stroke Alex's face.  "The sooner we get hosed out, the sooner we can press each other's buttons!  Onto the shower!"  Like the rest of the penthouse, the bathroom was elegant and tastefully decorated.  Blackie opened the door to a huge walk in shower, tiled in black marble with chrome fixtures.  Multiple body sprays and a rain head shower, and the requisite shower shot.  Adjusting a few dials, Blackie turned on the water.  "Let's do each other!" He suggested. "I can't wait to feel your sexy, furry ass!"

    Putting his hands on the wall, Alex felt the nozzle enter his hole as Blackie caressed, squeezed and kneaded his furry butt cheeks.  "Mmmm! That's good!" He moaned as the warm water flowed into him.  "I'm full!  Your turn!" He said as Blackie removed the hose and handed it to him.  Blackie shook his ass, inviting Alex to take his turn.  Inserting the nozzle into Blackie's ass, he reached under to fondle Blackie's pierced balls.

    "Now, we get in bed and make out until we're ready to empty!" Blackie announced, removing the nozzle and turning the water off.  Opening the shower door, he took 2 towels from the shelf, handing one to Alex as they dried themselves.  "Get in bed and make yourself comfortable!  I'm gonna light some scented candles to mask the shit smell and I'll join you shortly!"

    "Nah, I ain't ticklish there, just a bit ripe!" Blackie said, grabbing Alex's ears and guiding it to his left pit.  In his element, Alex inhaled deeply, savoring Blackie's masculine, musky stink before licking it thoroughly.  "Mmmm, that's hot!" Blackie moaned, moving Alex's mouth to his other pit for more of the same treatment.

    Sated for the time being, Alex leaned back on the sofa and licked his lips.  "Damn, you got a stink that I could get hooked on!" He said, practically cooing.  "When you approached me in the park, you registered highly piggy on my gaydar and it's rarely wrong!"

    Placing a hand on Alex's knee, Blackie confessed, "Your gaydar is spot on!  Aside from females, minors, scat and extreme pain, I'm into pretty much everything, especially when I party!  Speaking of which, I think we should both hose out before I break out my stash!  If you're like me and suffer from T dick, here's something to prevent that!" He said, reaching into a box on the table and taking out 2 blue pills.

    Alex took the pill from Blackie's outstretched hand. "That should do the trick!" He said, washing it down with the last of his beer, while Blackie did the same.  "As far as hosing out, might I suggest that we only use the shower for that?  Soap is the last thing I wanna taste when I lick a man and I plan on tasting every inch of you!"

    "You're my kinda pig!" Blackie said. "I only use soap and deodorant when I'm socializing and my stink would be offensive!  Let's hit the hose!  One of the selling points of this place is having 2 separate bathrooms in the master suite, so we'll each have our own toilet!"  He rose from the sofa and helped Alex up, leading the way.

    The sight of Blackie's ass made Alex's mouth water. "Fuck, you have a beautiful ass!  It's so round and firm!  Would you think it's a racist remark for me to say that black men have the sweetest asses for eating?"

    Shaking his butt flirtatiously, Blackie replied, "It's not a racist remark, it just shows you're a man of good taste!  You know the old saying, 'the darker the berry, the sweeter the taste'!  Being full blooded African, you won't find a darker berry around here!

Welcome back, Toon.  Both you and your stories have been greatly missed.  Hope you're fully recovered.