"Tops" who can't get a boner - and other recent frustrations

[PortlandPig]

Why do guys advertise themselves on-line as being a "top" if they know they can't get a hard-on? Hell - usually when I give a guy Cialis he still can't get hard. I know sometimes it's crystal-dick ('cause meth is so much fun), sometimes it's 'cause the guy already came 4 times earlier. Last night I met a couple who both claimed to be tops. I unloaded 3 times in their asses but they were soft and didn't even try to top me. Seriously guys - if you can't get a boner - stop wasting people's time saying you're a "top". It's especially annoying when guys have the word "top" in their profile name. GODDAMNED LIIMP-DICKED LIARS!!!

[Bear4Breeding]

Agree with you PortlandPig. I hate it too. The other thing for me is they say they have a dick a certain size and then they get there it isn't and well Im not a small guy and I have a phatt ass, so anything under 6 or 6.5 just isn't going to make it in. If it does I end up in some wacked out position for them to get it in there even a little bit.

Also hate say they are top and all they have are ass shots in their profile. Seriously? You say your a top, I want to see your cock not your hole. I love a hot ass as much as the next guy but if you say your a top be a freaking TOP!

[hungry_hole]

Why do guys advertise themselves on-line as being a "top" if they know they can't get a hard-on? ...

Some guys may consider themselves "tops" because they have no interest in being fucked and even not interest in sucking a cock. But that doesn't make them Superman.

If a guy can't get a hard-on I can always suck his cock and maybe then he'll get it hard, or just enjoy sucking him. No need to get angry.

[ExtremeTop]

In defence of tops: Maybe the tops aren't getting hard cos the bottom just isn't turning him on...

To turn this around, why do so many bottoms think they're fuckable yet they look like the back end of a bus and have a saggy arse that looks like a pair of deflating balloons and then complain the top was "no good" sex is a two way thing and so is attraction.

[rawTOP]

… sometimes it's 'cause the guy already came 4 times earlier.

If he already gave 4 loads earlier in the evening, then I'd say he's very much a top. If he's advertising as vers top, I don't see a problem. He did his top bit for the night, now he's in bottom mode - that's normal for a vers top. If he's advertising as exclusive top, then he should know his limits and call it a night.

[Uuha]

In defence of tops: Maybe the tops aren't getting hard cos the bottom just isn't turning him on...

To turn this around, why do so many bottoms think they're fuckable yet they look like the back end of a bus and have a saggy arse that looks like a pair of deflating balloons and then complain the top was "no good" sex is a two way thing and so is attraction.

lol so true...top here as well

[losttop]

Sometimes u have bad bottoms as well... They r unattractive or pushy...and sometimes they just lay there like a sack of potatoes...hate that! Please be verbal and let me know u r enjoying the ride! Lol

[bigdick4you]

Yeah I agree.... A lot has to do with the bottom.... I have fucked a lot of ass.... But some guys holes just don't feel good and can not make me cum.... While there r others that I have to slow down or otherwise I will cum to quick! Other day I had little sexparty at my hotel...we were 3 tops including me and there were supposed to be 2 bottoms... Obe bottom arrived like hour late after all 3 tops had unloaded in that one bottom. As the other bottom showed up the tops were leaving... I thought.... Shit! I just blew my load and am here with 2 bottoms....the 2 bottom sluts started making out....something that always drives me crazy in a good way....lol. I managed to get hard again and fuck and unload in bottom nr. 2. He left shortly after....bottom nr. 1 was so good that he managed to squeeze 2 more loads out of me! So 4 loads in about 3 hrs! After that I had to get ready and work back to London!was death tired.... But truly satisfied!

[bearbandit]

Always considered myself versatile. Then diabetes (thank you, early HIV drugs) came along and did its best to destroy the nerve that controls blood flow to my dick, meaning that without "daddy's little helpers" I'm rarely going to get hard. I have asked for testosterone level testing at the STI clinic, before you ask. One of my strongest sexual memories is the look on my then partner's face as I came up his butt twenty years ago (shit, but did I love that man).

I'm forced to accept nature and its consequences: sometimes viagra works, though it means I can't cum within about eight hours of it kicking in (cialis never has) sometimes it doesn't. I can take a dick up my butt whether I'm hard or not and enjoy every second of it (you want references? Better yet, come try!)), but I can't rely on getting a hardon if I'm topping. Butt on the other hand (I apologise for the lousy pun), who needs a hardon to fist someone? My "failure" to get a hardon can add to a torture/punishment scene ("fuckin hell, you can't even get me hard"). It doesn't mean that I'm not getting some emotional satisfaction out of what's going on.

ED has meant a change in how I enjoy sex, it's only made a change in how I enjoy sex. (And if the viagra has worked, don't be sharing a bed with me in the early hours of the morning unless you want a dick up your ass and a buttload of cum)

[marcsoton]

Always considered myself versatile. Then diabetes (thank you, early HIV drugs) came along and did its best to destroy the nerve that controls blood flow to my dick, meaning that without "daddy's little helpers" I'm rarely going to get hard. I have asked for testosterone level testing at the STI clinic, before you ask. One of my strongest sexual memories is the look on my then partner's face as I came up his butt twenty years ago (shit, but did I love that man).

I'm forced to accept nature and its consequences: sometimes viagra works, though it means I can't cum within about eight hours of it kicking in (cialis never has) sometimes it doesn't. I can take a dick up my butt whether I'm hard or not and enjoy every second of it (you want references? Better yet, come try!)), but I can't rely on getting a hardon if I'm topping. Butt on the other hand (I apologise for the lousy pun), who needs a hardon to fist someone? My "failure" to get a hardon can add to a torture/punishment scene ("fuckin hell, you can't even get me hard"). It doesn't mean that I'm not getting some emotional satisfaction out of what's going on.

ED has meant a change in how I enjoy sex, it's only made a change in how I enjoy sex. (And if the viagra has worked, don't be sharing a bed with me in the early hours of the morning unless you want a dick up your ass and a buttload of cum)

I really like that sort of bed sharing.

[Jake Wetmore]

being versatile I've been on both sides of this issue, and lets face it, it's a lot easier to be a bottom...no real performance anxiety to deal with, however what I have discovered is that some bottoms really need to listen and pay attention. When I'm having sex, top or bottom...I pay attention to the other guy... if we are both having a hot time then things go better. For me when I top, I always tell a good bottom pig if he wants my dick hard, he should work my nips HARD! Lets face it, bottoms should do some of the work. If I have to tell the bottom 3 or 4 times to work my nips...harder, harder, harder, then he's not paying any attention to what I want and he's probably not getting my cock for long and he's definitely not getting my load!

[bearbandit]

Being versatile, I reckon that the bottom has the harder job. If I'm topping (like, if the viagra works!) or I'm doing a D/s scene, then what I say goes. I'm going to make that little cocksucker cum whether he wants to or not. And he's going to be grateful for it.

If I'm bottomming, there's still a lot of work - as you suggest, most top guys seem to have their tits hardwired to their dicks. I can live with that - I like causing pain even if I'm the one with the dick up his ass. I'm not one of nature's cocksuckers (too much of a gag reflex, which I've never been able to subdue), but my ass was built for getting fucked. I have to control myself: "for fucks sake stop doing that or I'm going to cum too soon".

[NavySkinOnSkin]

There is a lot into me keeping an erection. Could be the bttm's ass just doesn't feel great (THAT HAPPENS A LOT). Could be the internal sleaze threshold I have has been crossed. Sometimes it isn't a great "fit" but you force it anyhow because you don't want to hurt anyone's feelings or you drove an hour to get there. lol

[HMR89]

This happened to me 3 times with the same person. I was SO angry but then, I just rolled my eyes and was like whatever.. PISSES ME OFF.

[pisspig]

usually on "TOP" doesn't take a bone to get my arm up your shithole,doesn't take a bone to PISS down your throat nothing worse than a limp dicked whiny bottom.

give me a bottom with a mouth as fucking filthy as mine and I'll guarantee the pig a hard COCK or give me a bottom who bones up at the first taste of warm piss,or as the PISS drenches him and he will get all the hard COCK he can handle

if a "bottom" does his job right the"TOP" will stay hard sometimes you have to earn the BONER