PortlandPig
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Why do guys advertise themselves on-line as being a "top" if they know they can't get a hard-on? Hell - usually when I give a guy Cialis he still can't get hard. I know sometimes it's crystal-dick ('cause meth is so much fun), sometimes it's 'cause the guy already came 4 times earlier. Last night I met a couple who both claimed to be tops. I unloaded 3 times in their asses but they were soft and didn't even try to top me. Seriously guys - if you can't get a boner - stop wasting people's time saying you're a "top". It's especially annoying when guys have the word "top" in their profile name. GODDAMNED LIIMP-DICKED LIARS!!!
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I would be glad to nurse your dirty wrecked hole with my mouth for hours! I hope we can make that happen sometime.
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The other night I gave a guy a piss enema with the original intention of having him sit on my face and feed it back to me (one of my favorite things ever). Instead - he emitted into a jug - which he then poured into my well-fucked ass and I drank it out at the end of the night - 3 hours later. I always want to go one step further with it.
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you're the hottest guy on this site NRP - I'd love to lick those dildos clean when they come from your dirty hole.
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I hope you are still considering knocking me up with your demon seed. I would do anything to get multiple loads of your poison shot into my hole.
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I've been jacking off to images of you fucking your dirty loads into my holes and shooting me up with your dirty rig. I would eat a pile of shit to earn such rewards. . . . .
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I tried responding to your private message but your in-box is full. E-mail me beardedavepdx@yahoo.com Let's connect soon. I also just found you on NKP
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I'd love to get knocked up by your toxic seed. No limits bug chaser in Portland - willing to travel.