From The Abs To The Sleazy Motel...5 Bbcs And Aunt T

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Mmmm gets better and better

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    "Fuck yes, Donelle, fill my ass with your nut!" Jesse moaned.  "Not only am I officially versatile, I'm also a cumslut!  When you pull out, shove your cock in my mouth before Sugar hogs the flava again!  Like it or not, I'm gonna chew on your foreskin!"

 

    "Go for it!" Donelle said, easing his cock out of Jesse's hole and shoving it into his mouth.  "Chew on my foreskin!  Taste my nut and your butt on my cock!  You got one sweet ass to fuck and I hope to do it often!"

 

    "Jesse, you're gonna need a booty bump before you take Billy Dee's fatty!" Curtis declared.  "Sugar, if you don't mind gettin off the bed, join me in the kitchen and help me get it ready!"

 

    "Not at all!" I said, following Curtis into the kitchen.  "Alone at last!" I chuckled, squeezing his cock.  "My heart skipped a beat last night when I came here and saw your handsome face!"

 

    "That's actually why I dragged you in here with me!" Curtis said, prepping the booty bump without my assistance.  "Seeing your sexy smile made my hole twitch!  I always wondered what happened to you, but being with you again after all these years made me realize just how much I missed you!  Our old haunt in Brooklyn wasn't the place for that kind of discussion, but I always wondered if the two of us coulda been regular fuckbuds!"

 

    "Curtis, honey, I actually wondered the same thing!"  I said, keeping my emotions in check.  "Yes, there were many guys I fucked and many guys that fucked me, but with you, it wasn't mere fucking and it still isn't!  Now that you top as wonderfully as you bottom, we have a lot of time to make up for!  Of course, all 5 of you guys are now family, but my connection with you will always be stronger!  Do you think the others would mind if you and I snuck off for a private hour?"

 

    "An hour with you wouldn't be enough!" Curtis cooed. "Even a full month wouldn't begin to make up for the time we lost!  We'd best be getting back before the others get suspicious!"

 

    "What's goin on in there?" Lemar bellowed. "Are you guys preppin a booth bump or fuckin on the kitchen table?  Get your asses back now! Time's a wastin!"

 

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    As we returned from the kitchen, Curtis said, "Can't a bro catch up with a dear friend he hasn't seen in years?  If we weren't preppin the booty bump, I probably would've fucked Sugar on the kitchen table and I just might do that at some point!"

 

    "Shove that rig up Jesse's hole!" Billy Dee said, his cock in Jesse's mouth.  "I've waited years to tap his ass, but since he's so new to bottoming, I don't want to split him in two!"

 

    Taking the rig without the point from Curtis, I got on the bed.  Curtis spread Jesse's buttcheeks and the loads were clearly visible.  I inserted the rig, pushed the plunger and eased it back out.  Of course, it was coated with cum, so pig that I am, I put it in my mouth and licked it clean.

 

    "Mmmm, that's good!" Jesse moaned feeling the rush.  "Never saw the need for a booty bump, but now, I see what it does!  Billy Dee, get your fatty up my ass and fuck me!"

 

    Needing no further encouragement, Billy Dee lifted Jesse's legs to his shoulders and lined his cock up with Jesse's pucker and squeezed inside.  "Fuck, you're tight, but all that cum is helpin me slide in!  Sugar, get your talented tongue up my ass and rim me!"

 

    "Aaagh, fuck, I can feel you stretchin my hole, Billy Dee!" Jesse grunted.  "Get all of your fat cock in me and fuck me!  Yeah, that's it, bro!  Keep goin til I feel your nuts on my ass!"

 

    Suddenly, a pair of hands spread my buttcheeks.  "Your ass is so sweet, I just got to have it!" Curtis said, inserting his tongue in my hole and slurping at it.

 

    Briefly removing my face from Billy Dee's ass, I said, "Have it or have at it!  Lick it, or lick it and stick it!  This ain't the kitchen table, but I won't complain!"  My face was back in Billy Dee's ass as Curtis put his face in mine.

 

    "I'm in you balls deep!" Billy Dee announced.  "Your hole is so hot and wet, just like a chocolate souffle!  Are you in any pain?  How do you want it?"

 

    "Fuckin amazin!" Jesse shouted.  "I don't know if it's the booty bump or my bottom gene kicking in, but once you got all the way in, the pain just vanished!  You're the top, so take me any way you want me!"

 

    "Donelle, suck my cock so I don't go into Sugar's ass dry!" Curtis demanded, before he went back to rimming me.

 

    "We need to get a vidcam the next time we're down here!" Lemar said.  "Diego and Luis were right when they said we could make some hot porn!  Of course, we need an outsider to use the cam, so I can get in on the action!"

 

    Billy Dee was going to town on Jesse's ass, long dickin him and seconds later, Curtis was doing the same to my hole.  A chorus of moans filled the room, along with the sounds of raw breeding.

 

    "Gonna give you my load!" Billy Dee said. "Aaaaaah!  Cummin in your sweet hole!"

 

    "Take my seed, Sugar!" Curtis said with one final lunge. "Sweet fuckin hole!"

 

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    Pulling out of Jesse's ass, Billy Dee moved his cock to Jesse's mouth and without being told, Jesse licked it clean.

 

    "Mmmmmm!" Jesse moaned, "That tastes good!  Sugar, you might wanna felch my hole before all this cum leaks out on the bed!  Now that my ass has been filled, I think we should fill our stomachs.  The 4 of you can grab the sandwiches and beer from the kitchen while Sugar has an ass appetizer!  Fuck, your tongue feels so good in me!"

 

    Jesse's ass tasted good to begin with, but with 5 loads of cum up there, it was de-fuckin-licious!  "Mmmmmm!" I moaned, stickin my tongue in as deep as I could.  Suddenly, Jesse's buttmuscles clamped down.

 

    "Aaaagggghhhh!  I'm cuuuuummmmiiiiiinnnnn!" Jesse shouted, spewing his load on his own chest.

 

    Releasing my mouth from Jesse's ass, I moved up to lick the seed from his chest and snowballed with him.  Pulling me on top of him, Jesse said, "I never imagined I could cum from a guy's tongue up my ass, but with your tongue, I guess I shouldn't be surprised.  They say you always remember your first fuck and thanks to you, I won't just remember it, I'll cherish it.  Yes, you opened my ass, but you opened my mind and no other man has ever done that.  Meeting you has changed my life and a simple 'thank you' isn't enough!"

 

    Fighting back tears, I said, "Jesse, you give me too much credit.  Last night, I told Curtis that the best bottoms make the best tops.  Now in your case, the reverse is true.  You know how to make your bottom to enjoy the fuck as much as you do and I think instinctively, you know how a bottom's ass works to give you pleasure and you worked your ass to give us pleasure when we fucked you.  I've always flown my freak flag proudly, so if that made you guys comfortable enough to try new things, credit goes to all of us.  While this is hardly my first group scene, I've never felt the connection I feel with the 5 of you, so meeting you has changed my life too and I'll spend every waking minute proving my gratitude."

 

    "If you 2 can tear yourselves away from each other, let's have lunch!" Lemar said.  "Since we don't have to leave the motel, I figured we'd all be drinkin beer and thanks to Sugar, we'll be recyclin it!"

 

    "Gotta get a pill from my bag in the other room."  Billy Dee said as he walked to the door.  Upon opening it, he said, "Luis and Diego just drove up!  Hey guys, I see you guys got lunch.  We're about to eat too.  Care to join us?"

 

    "You guys are so nice!" Diego said as he and Luis walked into the room. "I'm guessing you got the note we left on your door.  After watching you guys last night and with the help of the Cialis you  gave us, Luis and I had a wild night ourselves.  Eliot, you've turned us both into pisspigs!"

 

    "Cop a squat on the sofa." Jesse suggested.  "While it wasn't intentional, we're glad you enjoyed watching us and maybe tonight, you won't have to look through the window.  Eliot has helped us all get in touch with our inner freaks!  So, how was the nude beach?"

 

    "In a word, disappointing!" Luis sighed.  "Yes, there was some eye candy, but nobody does anything there.  Guys don't even touch each other.  That's why we decided to leave after an hour and a half."

 

    "I'm back!" Billy Dee announced, closing the door behind him.  "Would you 2 like some beer?  There's plenty in the fridge.  By the way, I brought the weed and the alcohol, so we'll have clean points for tonight."

 

    "We have sodas," Diego said.  "I know it sounds strange, but we don't want to take a chance of being pulled over, being out of towners.  Once we're in for the night, then we'll get a nice buzz before we hit the glass cock!"

 

    "At the risk of prying, do you have any plans for the night?" Jesse asked.  "Will you be hitting a bar or a club?"

 

    "Nothing planned," Luis replied.  "We came down for my Mom's 65th birthday and after 5 days at her place, we need some private time, which is why we got a room here!"

 

    "This morning, we bought some fried chicken and deli salads," Jesse said.  "I'm sure there's enough for 2 more.  No pressure.  Just giving you the option to avoid driving and be able to parTy!"

 

    "You guys are so sweet!" Diego said. "Can we give you our answer later?  This way you can have the chance to change your mind.  Meanwhile, our lunch is gonna get cold!  Let's dig in!"

 

    For the next 10 minutes, the only sounds were food being chewed and beverages being sipped and gulped.  The silence was broken when Lemar announced, "I gotta piss!"  "So do I!" Curtis chimed in.

 

    "I'll drink from both of you!" I said before anyone else could offer.  Seconds later, both of their cocks were in my mouth and I was gulping their piss down greedily.

 

    "Talk about the power of suggestion!" Luis said.  "Diego, I've got some for you!"

 

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    Suddenly, the room was filled with the sounds of pissing and men drinking piss.  The freak in me was proud of what I'd achieved with these 7 men.  With their minds now open to new experiences, perhaps Luis and Diego would continue their exploration.  Meanwhile, I was looking forward to more fun with my 5 bros.

 

    When things settled down Curtis said, "I think we need to clean up our lunch stuff.  Just because we're pigs, it don't mean the room should look like a sty!  As for smellin like a sty, that's just atmosphere.  Eliot, if you don't mind helpin out, you can gather up the paper stuff and I'll take the beer bottles and we'll bring it all into the kitchen."

 

    "Helpin out is the least I can do, since you guys wouldn't let me pay my fair share," I said, picking up the wrappers, bags and napkins.  Curtis had his hands full with the beer bottles as I followed him into the kitchen.  The trash can was full when we disposed of our lunch stuff.  "Do you know where we dispose of this?" I asked.

 

    Curtis put his hand around my waist.  "There's a bunch of dumpsters at the end of the parking lot, " He said, "But before we go anywhere, I need some of your sweet kisses!"  A second later, his tongue parted my lips and the magic of his mouth reminded me of our wonderful times.

 

    Our kiss went on for endless minutes.  Needing to catch my breath, I reluctantly pulled away.  "Either you got better at kissin, or I've missed you more than I realized!" I said.

 

    "Two minds with the same thought!" Curtis said, stroking my cheek.  "Walk out to the dumpster with me so we can have a private talk."

 

    "Good idea!" I said. "I wanna get some fresh air and have a smoke."

 

    Back in the main room, Curtis and I put on shoes and I grabbed my pack of smokes and my lighter.  "We're gonna toss the trash.  If you talk about us while we're gone, make sure it's real nasty!"  Closing the door behind us, I opened my pack of cigs. "Do you want one?" I asked Curtis.

 

    "If you don't mind, I'd rather share one with you," Curtis replied as we started walking along the parking lot.  "Something about sharing what touches your lips makes it intimate and sexy."

 

    Lighting a cigarette, I took a drag and brought it to Curtis' lips.  He kissed my fingers as he took a drag.  "So, what is it you want to tell me?"

 

    "This morning, while you were still asleep and snorin so sweetly, I thought about tyin you up, puttin you in the backseat of your car and drivin you back to Brooklyn with us." He said. "Of course, when I mentioned it to Jesse, he shut me down.  Are you mad at me?"

 

    "Given our history, I could never be mad at you.  If anything, I'm flattered that you want me so much!" I said.  "Now, it's my turn to confess a thought that just popped into my head.  Curtis, if I ever wind up on death row, I wanna eat your sweet ass for my last meal!"

 

    "You'd see me blushin if I wasn't black!" Curtis chuckled.  "Believe me, if you were to get into trouble with the law, you'd have your 5 bros breakin you out and goin on the run with you.  We got your back!  No matter where you live, we're family!"

 

    I could actually feel my face turn a bright shade of crimson.  "Obviously, you can see me blushin!  When the towers fell on 9/11, I knew I'd never return to Brooklyn, but you and my other bros brought the best of Brooklyn back to me."

 

    "Honestly, the best of Brooklyn left when you moved down here!" Curtis said, hoisting the bag of trash into the dumpster.  "At the risk of sounding like Donelle, if you were to move in with me, I'd let you come and go as you please.  After a night of you piggin, you'd get home with your breath stinkin of piss, cum and ass and we'd kiss!  If you got fucked, I'd felch your sweet ass!"

 

    "Now that is a tempting offer!" I told Curtis as I took a final drag of my cigarette before putting it to his lips. "My ex hated when I'd get home with my breath stinkin of piss, cum and ass and I'd make him sleep on the sofa.  The thing is, I'm happy here and now that you know where I am, you can visit me, with or without the others."

 

    "Seein you again after all these years made me realize how much I missed you!" Curtis said, reaching behind me to squeeze my butt.  "After the way you impressed the other 4 guys, I can pretty much guarantee we'll be down for a visit at least once a year!  We should haul our asses back to the room!"

 

    We walked back to the room, arm in arm, nothing more needed to be said, our deep feelings were strong.  "It's about time you 2 lovebirds came back!" Jesse announced as I closed the door behind us.  "Billy Dee rolled us some nice fatties!  Let's fire 'em up!"

 

    Diego and Luis were on the sofa lighting a joint.  Curtis and I joined the others on the bed.  Donelle handed me a joint and I put it on Curtis' mouth and lit it for him.  After a deep toke, Curtis passed the fatty to me.  The air was saturated with the aroma of pot smoke.  It was potent weed and fairly soon, the 8 of us were feeling quite high.

 

    "Fuck, this is some great weed!" Luis exclaimed, his eyes visibly glazed over. "So much better than the crap we've been gettin!  Right now, I think Diego and me will go up to our room for some private time, and I'm guessin you guys want some privacy.  If you still want us to join you for dinner, tell us what time and we'll come back down."

 

    "How does 6 o'clock sound?" Jesse asked, getting up from the bed.  "If we decide to eat earlier, one of us will come up and get you.  Do you 2 need some munchies?  We got a bunch of stuff in the kitchen."

 

    "Thanks for the offer, but we got chips and pretzels in our room." Diego said, rising from the sofa and reaching a hand to Luis for assistance.  "You guys are a blast to hang with.  See you at 6 for dinner." He said as they walked out the door.

 

    "Sugar, Curtis, the way you 2 look at each other hasn't gone unnoticed." Jesse said. "While you were out tossin the trash, the 4 of us took a vote and it was a unanimous decision to give you some time by yourselves.  The other room is yours until dinner.  Grab some munchies and drinks on your way out."

   

    

    

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Author's note: While it is not in my nature to apologize, I do take responsibility for taking so long to update this topic.  Once this topic is completed, there will be a spinoff.

 

    "Speaking for both of us, we appreciate you giving us this private time." I said as Curtis and I rose from the bed.  "On a personal note, I've grown to love all of you equally, but Curtis is the lucky one, he has a history with me and also a history with the 4 of you."

 

    In the kitchen, Curtis opened the fridge and grabbed 6 bottles of water.  "We don't want to get drunk," He said.  On the counter, there was a bag of fun size milky ways and Curtis grabbed a handful, saying, "I have some freaky plans for these!"

 

    "As long as I get to drown in your piss, water is fine with me!" I said, reaching into Curtis' shorts and giving his cock a squeeze.  Not surprisingly, he was hard and a drop of precum just oozed out of his cockhead.  Of course, I scooped it up with my finger and brought it to my mouth. "Mmmmmm, that's yummy!" I said, gathering the water bottles in my arms.

 

    "You guys have fun!" Curtis said, as we walked out the door. "Sugar and I sure will!  Just as I hoped, the a/c has been turned off," He said as we entered the other room and closed the door.  "Alone, at last!"

 

    I placed the water bottles on one nightstand and Curtis put the chocolates on the other.  "Before we get started, there's something I want to tell you.  My ex and I had an open relationship for 10 years, the last 2 of which there was no sex.  One of the rules was that we never brought other men to our place.  I get home from work on a Friday night and our place smelled of smoke and when I asked my ex about it, he admitted to opening a letter addressed to me and because it was full of vile, disgusting things, he burned the letter and the envelope.  Not being a violent person, I yelled at him saying he'd betrayed my trust and ordered him to spend the weekend at his parents place, giving him 15 minutes to pack and get out while I grabbed some pizza.  At that point, the relationship was over and I needed to do something to seal the deal.  The reststop was my first thought, but it was usually quiet at that hour and even if you were there, I worried about getting my heart broken again if you didn't want to take things to another level.  I did have a friend with benefits, a sweet, PIGGY black guy who was still living with his ex, but in separate rooms and we'd play there.  Long story short, I called him up, told him to pack a bag and I drove to Long Island and took him back to my place where we spent the entire weekend fuckin the stench of my ex out of my bed!"

 

    Curtis kissed me on the cheek and said, "Eliot, nobody deserves to be treated the way your ex treated you!  If you had gone to the reststop and I was there, I would've gone home with you as soon as you asked.  You don't know how many times I wanted to ask you to come home with me, but like you, I was afraid you only wanted our occasional fucks."

 

    "Finally, after all these years, we won't be havin sex, we'll be makin love!" I said, filled with raw emotion and anticipation. "Curtis, sit on the edge of the bed so I can undress my man properly!"  He did just that and I knelt before him, removing his sneakers and socks.  "Until now, I didn't realize what sexy feet you have!"  Taking his right foot in my hand, I brought it to my mouth and licked his sole, then each of his toes as he moaned in pleasure.  Repeating the process on his left foot elicited the same response.  I put my hands in the waistband of his shorts and instinctively, Curtis lifted his butt.  Quickly pulling his shorts off, Curtis' throbbing cock smacked his belly and his low hangin balls bounced on the mattress.  Gently lifting his legs, I inserted my tongue into his fuzzy brown crevice and I swear he practically purred.  One at a time, I licked Curtis' hairy balls, slobberin on them.  His throbbin cock beckoned and I licked up and down the shaft before taking his cockhead in my mouth to taste his precum.  Lickin my lips, I looked up at him and smiled.

 

    Running his fingers through my hair, Curtis said, "When you called me your man, my heart skipped a beat!  One of the many amazin things about you is your talent for pleasin a man and the fact that it gives you equal pleasure!  Now, lets switch places so your man can undress you properly!"

 

    I now sat at the edge of the bed while a naked Curtis knelt in front of me.  Adding his own twist, he caressed my legs before removing my sneakers and socks.  "Mmmmmm!  So nice!!" I moaned, as he licked the soles and toes of each foot.  When he pulled my shorts off and licked my ass, balls and cock, a surge of electricity seemed to course through my entire body.

 

    Hopping up on the bed, Curtis pulled me on top of him, wrapping his legs around mine, our throbbing cocks rubbing against each other.  "Now that it's just the 2 of us," he said, "I hope you like to cuddle!"

 

    "Like to?!" I replied, stroking Curtis' face with both hands.  "Gettin piggy and sex aside, there's nothing I like more, especially with a sweet man like you!  My ex refused to cuddle and it was like pullin teeth to get him to kiss!"

   

    Wrapping his arms around me, Curtis said, "Your ex was a fool to not appreciate everything you had to offer!  I hope you don't get mad at me for sayin this, but you were a fool for stayin with him as long as you did!"

 

    "Mad at you?!" I said, pulling Curtis closer to me.  "Why would I be mad at you for bein honest with me?  Until you just said it, I didn't realize it was just as much my fault as my ex's.  I embraced my kinky side and just accepted him remainin vanilla because my needs for kink and intimacy were bein met by other men.  Men like you!  Put your mouth on mine and gimme the intimacy I'm cravin!" I said, parting my lips.

 

    A split second later, Curtis thrust his tongue so deep in my mouth he tickled my tonsils.  Our leaking, throbbing cocks ground against each other.  I could feel Curtis' heart pounding on my chest and I was certain he could feel mine.  Ever since our initial encounter at the reststop, I knew Curtis was a first rate kisser, but there was something deeper about the kiss we were now sharing.  Yes, it was passionate and intimate as usual, but there was something deeply emotional and though I hesitated to put it into words, Curtis was kissing me like a lover.  For a good 10 blissful minutes, we rolled around on the bed, dueling tongues, our hands roaming all over each other's bodies.

 

    Pulling away, Curtis and I were side by side, our arms wrapped around each other.  "Eliot, that kiss took my breath away!" He said. "Kissin you has always been wonderful, but this time it was different.  It felt like bein kissed  by a lover!"

 

    "That's exactly how it felt to me!" I confessed. "After not seein you for so many years, we're connected on a deeper level.  Maybe things might've been different if we weren't just frequent fucks at the reststop, but we both have our own lives.  Let's just keep this between the 2 of us.  The others are a bit jealous of us as it is."

 

    "Of course you're right!" Curtis sighed. "You're settled down here and I have my life in Brooklyn with our 4 bros, so I guess we'll keep this connection when we visit.  Meanwhile, it looks like we're both kinda sweaty, so if you don't mind a suggestion, we can take turns sniffin and lickin each other's pits and get into a 69 position for pubes and butt crack!"

 

    "Let me show you how much I don't mind your suggestion!" I said, rolling Curtis on his back and straddling his chest.  Raising his right arm, I buried my nose in his pit and inhaled deeply.  Though the scent was faint, it was nonetheless heady and like poppers, it went right to my cock, causing it to throb and leak.  Curtis moaned contentedly as I did the same thing to his left pit.  "Have a taste!" I said, kissing him with his essence on my breath.

 

    "I like the way I taste on you!" Curtis said, breaking the kiss. "Now, lets switch positions so I can give your pits a thorough cleaning!"  I rolled onto my back and Curtis straddled my chest, diving into my right pit with his nose, then his mouth like a man on a mission.  Onto the left pit with equal enthusiasm.  "Damn, you got a nice stink!  Taste it for yourself!" He said, planting a kiss on me.

 

    "Call me biased, but I think anything tastes delicious when mixed with your kisses!" I exclaimed. "This might be a sleazy motel, but you can't beat the view!  Your handsome face, soulful eyes, sexy smile!  Don't get me started on your ass!  So round, firm, fuzzy, fuckable and sweet tastin!  All these years, I knew you were an amazin fuck and now I see you're an amazin man!  By the way, the look on your face tells me you might be blushin!"

 

    "You're right, I'm blushin!" Curtis confessed. "No man has ever said the things you say to me and if you keep it up, I'm liable to bawl like a baby.  When you walked into the room last night, my heart skipped a beat and it wasn't just sexual.  Of all the men who fucked me at the reststop, you were the only man who treated me as more than an ass to fuck and that's why when I decided to try fuckin, you had to be my first.  I never paid attention to other men's asses, but when I saw yours, I had to have it, knowin you'd make my first time memorable!  Let's shift around so we can sniff and lick each other's bush, nuts and butts!"

 

    Not needing to be told twice, I moved along with Curtis until we faced each other's crotch.  Curtis had a crop of thick, wild pubes and they were glistening with sweat.  Burying my nose in that dense forest, I inhaled deeply, moving from side to side.  The aroma was manly, strong and intoxicating.  Instantly, it made a place in my memory.  With my tongue, I lapped up the sweetness of it.  Moving down, I sniffed and licked Curtis' hairy nutsac, savoring the smell and the taste.  Saving what I knew to be the best for last, I wallowed in the heady bouquet of Curtis' ass for endless seconds, licking his buttcrack, teasingly and no longer able to resist, I thrust my tongue deep in his hole, feasting on it like a starving man.  Curtis matched my every action and while I felt it, I was immersed in the pleasures of his body.

 

    Gently moving my face away from him and his face away from me, Curtis said, "Eliot, there's still not a man who eats my ass as good as you do!  You also got a sweet ass for eatin!  Right now, the weed is makin me hungry and I got a freaky idea for the milky ways! Wanna hear"

 

to be continued

 

 

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