Most twisted lie you said to get sex?

[downtownswallow]

I just left the priesthood to see if being a Bottom is best for me.

[Guest]

"Are you clean" from a bi guy, "Of course", knowing full well i've just come back from a sauna / bath house naked orgy and four days of sauna dark room and sling sex the proceeding long weekend amounting to like at least 40 raw fucks and taken more raw cock from random hookups most nights since then. That's the most memorable lie I can currently think of.