Pleasefuckmyarse2 Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 Just wondering what's the strangest thing guys have slipped in your arse for pleasure. Xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexcub3118 Posted August 28, 2019 Report Share Posted August 28, 2019 A mini lava lamp with a tip shaped end. Lol 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErosWired Posted August 28, 2019 Report Share Posted August 28, 2019 1 hour ago, alexcub3118 said: A mini lava lamp with a tip shaped end. Lol I was not expecting that. 🤔 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CCbttm Posted August 28, 2019 Report Share Posted August 28, 2019 Depends on your standards I guess. I have a few zoo themed toys some people would look at in total shock, and have put a whole plethora of household objects up my ass over the years. Maybe one of the weirdest/most fetishy is I have a very old wooden police nightstick that is wonderfully thick I'll slide a condom on and fuck my ass with, which has to be one of the few times out of porn anyone's enjoyed a nightstick up the ass lol. And in my youth I used to be into lubing up and inserting eggs into my ass and then watching myself push them out. Been a very long time since I've tried that though. Pretty take stuff by most comparisons around here I imagine 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErosWired Posted August 28, 2019 Report Share Posted August 28, 2019 A four-foot length of heavy steel chain. Also, not unlike @CCbttm, I’ve inserted eggs, only mine were made of polished stone. I would insert half a dozen then imagine a Dom was forcing me to “lay” them as a display for his friends. ...Whiiiiich sounds a :lot: more warped now when I say it out loud. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovetobefucked Posted August 28, 2019 Report Share Posted August 28, 2019 When i was much younger there was a guy that would fuck me with things from his garden before he bred me. Cucumbers, squash, zucchini, small corn cobs. One time he stuck this huge jalapeno in my ass ... after a minute with it i was jumping around the room with my ass on fire! Lesson learned ... never use jalapenos or large okra in your butt! 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pleasefuckmyarse2 Posted August 28, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2019 19 hours ago, Pleasefuckmyarse2 said: Just wondering what's the strangest thing guys have slipped in your arse for pleasure. Xx I was feeling horny reading all your stories so I fucked my arse with the biggest longest carrot to start and then went over to a cucumber my arse feels fantastic but wished it was a meaty cock full of a huge load to fire up my arse . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YourBasicPerv Posted August 28, 2019 Report Share Posted August 28, 2019 (edited) I was anally obsessed from an early age. In my youth I started out with (after fingers of course) the small end of a a rubber ear syringe that I found in the medicine cabinet, screwdriver handles, and soda bottles (the glass 1970's versions with the long necks and smooth ends). I'm sure there were other things that went up me, but those are the ones I remember most from that era, which was before I had anyone else to have sex with, and years before I could purchase any legit sex toys. Later on I remember among other things trying medium/large size gumballs, and also hot dogs (after I had been playing around enough years that I wasn't tight enough to immediately chop it off midway though it going in). I found some perverse pleasure in walking around other people in the house knowing I had my ass filled. That was probably mid or just post-college years and by that time I had a few 'real' sex toys (albeit the cheap latex variety), but found the other stuff kinky and fun. I went through a phase where I would go outside (rural area, so no onlookers), use a garden hose to fill my ass up, and spray it out. Kind of odd, but it felt good at the time, and years later I even stumbled across some porn vids of other people doing the same thing, so I guess I wasn't alone in wanting to. These days I have a half dozen or so toys of various shapes and sizes, mostly silicon Square Peg stuff obtained from Mr. S Leather. I may play with them daily for two weeks straight or they may stay sitting in the box for a year, but they're fun when I'm in that mood. Porn-wise I'm always in the mood, and have a love for watching anally-obsessed twinks who get off on expanding their holes with huge toys (Bad Dragon etc), fists, pumps, and such. That never gets old! Edited August 28, 2019 by YourBasicPerv typo 2 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 4, 2022 Report Share Posted September 4, 2022 a croquet mallet. 😆 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuckyouraw777 Posted September 4, 2022 Report Share Posted September 4, 2022 On 8/28/2019 at 12:43 AM, CCbttm said: And in my youth I used to be into lubing up and inserting eggs into my ass and then watching myself push them out. Been a very long time since I've tried that though. Pretty take stuff by most comparisons around here I imagine Boiled eggs, I'd assume; I have to ask: did you cluck whilst doing that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SFSloppyAznBottom Posted September 4, 2022 Report Share Posted September 4, 2022 Cucumber , Part of a broom stick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pozpunk Posted September 4, 2022 Report Share Posted September 4, 2022 A condom 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 4, 2022 Report Share Posted September 4, 2022 I used a well lubed sharpie marker(not the cap end. It has a smooth tapered end that slides in nice and easy. It might sound weird but I figured I'd start with something small and work my way up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffWhole Posted September 4, 2022 Report Share Posted September 4, 2022 I started very young as well... Sticking all kinds of things inside, beginning with fingers of course. A steel rod - what was I thinking??? -, carrots and aubergines, shampoo bottles, glass bottles - what was I thinking again??? A water hose and filling myself with water as deep as I could get it, sometimes taking hours to completely clear, that deep. In the beginning my own hand, other hands... Large dildo's like a double ender cock folded double and into my hole. Larger and longer dildo's. Filled condoms from strangers I'd find in saunas' garbage bins in the dark room and cubicles, and emptying the contents into my hole, not knowing the owner or if it was Poz or had any STD's... Also cum deposited into another asshole and transfered and shared into my open hole... And last but not least of course; a lot of bare cocks unloading any raw cum. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 4, 2022 Report Share Posted September 4, 2022 one day , being drunk and stoned may be , i inserted a barbie doll ( no clothed ) in my rectum ; i kept her lying on bed during two hours , stroking myself ; she was lubrified with cum for getting out; ; i cleaned her with my tongue ....... the smell of ass juice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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