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Candles, sharpies, mini baseball bat, a round toothpaste dispenser, plastic banana, golf ball, maglite flashlight, and screwdriver handle. 

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Carrot until one day while emptying the trash I found a plastic vibrator that had cracked in half. A little super glue and a new battery was all it took to discover a new level of pleasure.

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I was always very artistic, even had special art classes at night. When I was 12 I made a clay mold of my own penis and fucked myself with it while sucking my own cock.

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9 minutes ago, Hairypiglet said:

I was always very artistic, even had special art classes at night. When I was 12 I made a clay mold of my own penis and fucked myself with it while sucking my own cock.

Wow that is great. You must have been very flexible

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Shortly after discovering jerking off and orgasms I went through my parents  bedroom one day when they left me home alone and I found a VHS porno called LUCKY 7 which had 7 different scenarios, from lesbians on... And incidentally was the sole reason for my obsession with womens wet, gaping asshole.

It was also the same time I found my moms dildos, vibrators and long skinny vibrating and slightly rotating... dildo? I assumed it  was meant for the ass.

I remember IMMEDIATELY putting the VHS on, lubing my shit hole, slowly inserting it, turning it on, and cumming sooo fucking hard. 

Those days i would shoot my load all about the floor.

The ULTIMATE day was the entire scenario above AS WELL AS FINDING DIRTY PHOTOS OF MY MOTHER BOUND TO A CHAIR AND BOUND IN VARIOUS OTHER POSITIONS.  Her tits were perfect, but what ALWAYS made me cum was this one pic she was well bound and her bush was thick BUT what drove me to cum was seeing her pink meat through her thick black bush. 

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I was 8 years old that my neighbor who was 15 would finger my hole in the back of a Van that was parked in the garage for 2 years before his family moved out of State

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1 hour ago, Hairypiglet said:

I was always very artistic, even had special art classes at night. When I was 12 I made a clay mold of my own penis and fucked myself with it while sucking my own cock.

I find that very stylish. 🙂 Did you glaze the clay dick first?

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8 hours ago, Sfmike64 said:

I find that very stylish. 🙂 Did you glaze the clay dick first?

Glazing would have meant admitting I had it. I made it in secret and fired it in my home oven while my dad and brother were at one of his soccer matches.

I put condoms (stollen from my brother) on it to keep it clean. But eventually threw it away fearing being caught.

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12 hours ago, Hairypiglet said:

I was always very artistic, even had special art classes at night. When I was 12 I made a clay mold of my own penis and fucked myself with it while sucking my own cock.

That's genius 

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On 10/23/2022 at 6:08 PM, funpozbottom said:

The first things that probed my ass, when I was around 6 or 7, were toy soldiers and a pen. Later, in my teens, I had a "director's chair". I could slide the back off and slide my ass onto one of the supports.  Hot dogs and bananas were good too as I could quickly eat the evidence.

I almost forgot about those director's chairs

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Candles carved like cocks, fingers (naturally), carrots, toothpaste tubes (front end only) and anything in a store that looked insertable.

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My finger, in the bath tub, when I was about 6 or 7.  Didn't start shoving anything up my ass until my mid-40s when I started using zucchini and cucumbers.  Got my first real dildo on the internet about 2008.  

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When I was 10, I started out using a screwdriver handle. It worked well, and I progressed through several sizes pretty quickly. 

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