How many countries have you fucked in?

[versmetropig]

All of the foreign countries I have been to I have fucked or been fucked or both here at home, 41 out of the 42 states I've been to (Kansas, what the hell? No action...) still need to visit and hopefully fuck in Hawaii, Alaska, Idaho, Montana, North Dakota and South Dakota, Iowa and Nebraska. So:

• USA (41 states)
• Canada (4 Provinces - Nova Scotia, Quebec, Ontario, British Columbia)
• Mexico (8 States - Baja California, Baja California Sur, Sinaloa, Jalisco, Durango, Yucatan, Quintana Roo)
• Barbados
• Jamaica
• The Bahamas
• UK Territories - Bermuda, Cayman Islands, BVI
• US Territories - USVI, Puerto Rico
• Dominican Republic
• Costa Rica
• Panama
• Venezuela
• UK components - England, Wales
• Germany
• France
• Netherlands
• Luxembourg
• If "Territorial Waters" are included - meaning me on a ship in that country's waters fucking but not setting foot on land, then El Salvador, Honduras, Nicaragua, Columbia and Haiti would be included

So the total would be 15 countries,22 including sovereign territories and Wales, 27 if territorial waters included. Did I mention I just LOVED performing on Cruise Ships....?

[SpectreAgent]

9 minutes ago, versmetropig said:

All of the foreign countries I have been to I have fucked or been fucked or both here at home, 41 out of the 42 states I've been to (Kansas, what the hell? No action...) still need to visit and hopefully fuck in Hawaii, Alaska, Idaho, Montana, North Dakota and South Dakota, Iowa and Nebraska. So:

• USA (41 states)
• Canada (4 Provinces - Nova Scotia, Quebec, Ontario, British Columbia)
• Mexico (8 States - Baja California, Baja California Sur, Sinaloa, Jalisco, Durango, Yucatan, Quintana Roo)
• Barbados
• Jamaica
• The Bahamas
• UK Territories - Bermuda, Cayman Islands, BVI
• US Territories - USVI, Puerto Rico
• Dominican Republic
• Costa Rica
• Panama
• Venezuela
• UK components - England, Wales
• Germany
• France
• Netherlands
• Luxembourg
• If "Territorial Waters" are included - meaning me on a ship in that country's waters fucking but not setting foot on land, then El Salvador, Honduras, Nicaragua, Columbia and Haiti would be included

So the total would be 15 countries,22 including sovereign territories and Wales, 27 if territorial waters included. Did I mention I just LOVED performing on Cruise Ships....?

Damn- I missed you in the UK! 

[versmetropig]

1 minute ago, SpectreAgent said:

Damn- I missed you in the UK! 

Agreed, @SpectreAgentbut this was back in the early 2000s so I didn't know to look you up!

[SpectreAgent]

You’re long overdue a revisit, then. 😆

[ejaculaTe]

1 hour ago, versmetropig said:

Kansas, what the hell? No action..

Because everyone was going to see the Wizard of Oz.

[versmetropig]

3 minutes ago, ejaculaTe said:

Because everyone was going to see the Wizard of Oz.

Are you psychic @ejaculaTe? The only time I spent in Kansas was on tour in a show all the way back in 1986. We had finished up our week of shows in Tulsa (where I fucked around a LOT), and were headed to Hays, KS for our next stop - we had the night off and the next day as well before we needed to perform again. I was paid extra to drive the cast bus and set trailer, and the rest of the cast was nagging me to "go faster" because - I kid you not - because "The Wizard of Oz" was on CBS that night and they were all so excited to watch it in Kansas and wanted to make sure I would get them to our hotel rooms before it started. Yeah, I was able to, and they all got into one room to watch...

When it was done, they all decided to stay in! It was Friday night and we had a Friday night off and they weren't going to take advantage! I went out hoping to find some gay action, but instead got picked up by a bunch of sorority girls who pulled me into their car as they were "Cruising the Strip". I kid you not, cars slowly cruising up and down the main drag bumper to bumper at around 5 mph.  I was the ONLY person walking along the storefronts and I was dressed very "New York". Since there didn't seem to be any other entertainment more to my liking, I went with them to a Near-Beer Bar (something this NYer had NEVER heard of) it being a place where those 18-20 were allowed to drink some really low alcohol semi-beer, and met some of their frat boy friends. Despite my being 23 at the time, they all took me for a college junior or senior. Went with THEM to a party at their frat, hoping to score some midwestern frat tail, but no - the guys and the original girls let out that they had a "genuine New York actor from the touring show" at their drunken bacchanalia, and next I knew I was surrounded by almost the entirety of the University's Drama Students (who studies Drama in Kansas?) asking questions and while swelling my ego, they weren't swelling me anywhere else - a bit to anxious, and having just left an entire cast full of fabulousness back at the hotel just wasn't in the mood for that style hookup that evening... besides, I could never lasso one out from the pack!

It was then onto the "After Hours Club" with the original gals, two of the frat boys and a number of the theater students. They  were concerned that 3 of their group AND ME wouldn't be able to get in as it was over-21, and tried to loan me a fake ID as I kept telling them that I did not need one, I was 23. No one listened including the bouncer who didn't believe my real license was mine! He asked me to recite the License I D number and I was like "Dude, the number is like 27 digits and letters long, no way I have that memorized!"... but as the bouncer sat staring at my New York license, the entire rest of the group got inside past me including the 3 under-agers. Finally let in, I met them on the - again, I kid you not - dance floor with disco ball and chessboard style dance floor that lit up each square in a different color. Danced for a couple of hours, broke several female hearts apparently when a couple of the girls thought I'd be coming back to the dorms with one of them. I let them down easily, but unfortunately, the few gay boys from the drama club still there overheard me discuss my preference for leather and macho guys and peaced-out of there in a hurry.

Got back to the hotel to find my roommate (gay but attached, monogamous, and very vanilla) WAITING UP for me, as he could not believe there was anything in Hays, Kansas that could possibly interest me and groused "Come on man, even YOU couldn't get laid here!" I told him he was absolutely right and he laughed his ass off as I described my abject failure in that department and my complete success in my new study of Modern Living Styles and Sociology... the local guys and gals I met DID come to the show and treat us all to a BBQ after which was really sweet, but several of my cast mates were naive enough to drink the purple kool-aid stuff that was mixed with grain alcohol and served from a plastic garbage can... and none of them got laid either!

[DNG999]

Used to travel fairly regularly with work  and would alway find someone to fuck me. USA, Belgium, Hungary and Romania. With travel cuts, those days are sadly gone.

[BugBoyEric]

On 12/2/2024 at 7:21 PM, HVLpoz88 said:

9 or 11 (depending how you class GB)

Great Britain (England, Scotland and Wales)

France

Germany

Italy

Switzerland 

Spain

India

Dominican Republic

Thailand

If you need to get some seed growing in the US, I'm here for you 🙂 

[ejaculaTe]

On 12/6/2024 at 3:58 AM, versmetropig said:

Are you psychic @ejaculaTe?

It was Kansas -- what else could it be?

I don't think anyone reading this board expected "My Night in Hays, Kansas." Needless to say, I thoroughly enjoyed it. Probably the only leather those college boys had seen was either on cattle or on their feet so I'm not surprised they departed. (The school the kids attended, in case anyone idly wondered, is Fort Hays State University.)