What’s your bathhouse routine?

[Barebacksletje]

I clean my ass before I go to the bathhouse. Do an extra check once there.  After this I will walk around a bit without a towel. Than I will go to my favourite cubicle without a door and  put my ass up in the air ready for everybody to get fucked. This part is always hard, since I am very impatient and want to get fucked directly.  If I am not fucked within 10 minutes I will walk around and go to the dark area. If no luck within 10 minutes I walk around again.

[DevilDawg]

The topic takes me back, I have a set of if-then processes I have learned the 'hard' way since my first play pace visits but that is another tale. What to take, what not to take, the regimen for pre-cleanout and the on-arrival flushing. Through mentoring and trial and error, I know it is discourteous to sleep in the sling(s), passing out in the sling has led to some pleasant and totally new kinks but is not recommended for the faint hearted. I use the lube syringe injector so I get a dollop deep inside where it will pave the way for a good pounding. Sometimes, sweat and spit are all I lube with, yes, there is the heat of friction and some tearing as the invader is accommodated but for me it is part of the scene. While there is a dedicated section for just this following rubber issue- To avoid a demerit, I will just point out that sometimes I will receive with a rubber and little to no lube because that SNAP as the rubber breaks is like a starting gun for a track meat, like the ignition switch for a rocket..... However, most of my play even with known unmedicated POZ Tops is bare. A few essentials in the kit to keep me fresh as a daisy, a jock in cases where I have totally blown my loads but am looking for more assgasms, the remarkable invention of a pig solvent popper lanyard since it is bad form a break a glass container or flood the airspace with an OD of poppers. Oh yes, a proper to-do POA&M (Plan Of Actions and Milestones) - call me crazy but there is method to my madness. If I have a goal to load a hole, I try to see if I can do that first - that way I can satisfy any bottoms with a full load. If I 'catch' first my continual assgasms will diminish my 'pitching' if I do it backwards. In short, I try to work every muscle group, I make sure I leave with empty balls, a loaded set of holes -and-  if the universe is aligned correctly - lastly do that J Cash thing and leave with a 'satisfied mind'.

[bbslutdanny]

1. put my things away and head to the shower

2. Walk around and check some guys out - maybe make small talk at first 

3. (depends on how slutty I'm feeling) get ass up 

4. Collect as many loads possible in each area of the bathhouse 

5. suck up all the sleazy guys and offer them my hole

6. Do it all over again

[Justaholeff]

21 hours ago, Labtmguy said:

Simple for me, deep clean before going so I don't have to worry about it there. 

Get a room if available, put my jock on, turn the lights out, open door, get face down, ass up bury my head in the pillow and take all the hard cocks and loads I can get in me. 

If no room, I'll go to the group room or a dark area and assume the position for all the same. 

From time to time I'll walk around showing of my ass. 

 

This turns me on!

[verslut]

Preparation: I bring my own toiletries, sandals, lube, water and electrolyte beverage.

I alternate between sauna/steam room time and sex time when I visit. 

I don't get my own room, but I'll go to other guys' rooms and fuck. I prefer bareback but I'll top with a condom when I'm just playing around. I like performance sex so I look for guys who wanna bb fuck in a public area. I usually have one performance per visit.

I'll clean off thoroughly in the shower to finish. I'll have shower sex too if the showers have private stalls.

[ffabbian]

22 hours ago, verslut said:

Preparation: I bring my own toiletries, sandals, lube, water and electrolyte beverage.

I alternate between sauna/steam room time and sex time when I visit. 

I don't get my own room, but I'll go to other guys' rooms and fuck. I prefer bareback but I'll top with a condom when I'm just playing around. I like performance sex so I look for guys who wanna bb fuck in a public area. I usually have one performance per visit.

I'll clean off thoroughly in the shower to finish. I'll have shower sex too if the showers have private stalls.

I love getting fucked raw in the public areas 

[Tiboer]

When I first get to the bathhouse, after changing out of my clothes in the room, I’ll walk around to get warmed up.  I size to the crowd and who I might pursue.  I love watching sex so will look out for doors that are slightly ajar, inviting others in to group action.  I enjoy fisting as a top so will keep an eye out for guys with Crisco or other fisting lube jars next to their beds.  The first thing I do when I approach an attractive guy is to try to kiss him.  Good kissers send me flying.

[cumdumpbear]

So my nearest (decent) sauna has strange opening hours. It opens at 11am and closes at 8pm. On event days like the bear day or cum union, it’s always busiest early on. I’ll have an early douche, then a second one around an hour before I set off then I’ll take a hand held for freshen up when I arrive. 
I’ll stash my stuff in my locker, grab my lube and poppers and head off to the steam room maze to see what’s happening. If there’s anything going on, I’ll offer my arse up, if there’s not, I’ll move to the main rooms upstairs and either get ass up in the breeding pens (if there’s room and nobody is hogging them) or I’ll get ass up on the main bed. 
My aim is always to leave with at least half a dozen loads. It can be hit and miss though.