What’s the weirdest thing you’ve been rejected/denied a hookup for

[blackholeson]

3 hours ago, blackrobe said:

Sigh. I'm sorry you didn't find a bottom brother who was simply grateful to be getting a man's dick inside him.

Being a good bottom means meeting guys where they are.  Also, "experience" is a weird filter because the only way to credibly see whether a guy is a good fuck, is to fuck. 

BTW, that is a hot ass you have there. I'd love watching you taking dick.

Thanks!

And yeah, I thought that was a weird filter too... But I usually don't sell myself very well either 😅

[Sfmike64]

I've always been a short, I'm only 5'7" tall, but bigger guy (200-255 lbs depending on my age and other stuff). When bear came along it really helped my self-esteem. People sought me out for my looks which didn't happen so much in the 80s when I first came out and twinks ruled (and I starved myself down to 155 lbs which was not cute on me, body shit is weird).

One of the nicest things someone ever said to me was at 4AM at Burning Man in the early 00s. We were naked, rolling on Ecstasy, snuggling under the covers after fucking and he reached over, rubbed my stomach and said "I LOVE your hairy belly!" That made my week. I still remember it 20 years later. He was a super hot, short otter guy (one of my types).

So imagine my shock when around the same time back in San Francisco someone rejected me for not being fat enough. OK. Sure, dude. I laughed about it (not to his face, obviously, I'm not a monster). He was a fit muscle guy but was into really large bears. I didn't take it personally, we all have our preferences. He wasn't unkind.

I think that's the trick. Be nice about it. Just say "we're not a good fit." You don't need to TELL the person why you're rejecting them. If you do that's kinda rude, TBH.

[Sfmike64]

9 hours ago, extremsub337 said:

A guy comes over to fuck me.  We go to our playroom.  I get up on our fuck bench and suddenly he says he cant fuck a lib like me.  I had no idea what he was talking about, politics had never been part of our discussion.  But there was a copy of the American Prospect Magazine (its a pretty progressive magazine) laying on a table near by.  

He put his pants back on, says he hates fucking libs and leaves.  I have no idea why politics has any relation to fucking.  But it seems it did for him.

He did you a favor. NEVER FUCK REPUBLICANS. They don't deserve your hole.

[cumdumpPHX]

I’ve gotten rejected for all kinds of things and some of the stuff is really stupid and I find a lot of it is a problem with the other person and not me. One guy kind of rejected me for having a great bubble butt. He just hit me up and said “Damn you have an amazing ass but there’s no way I could satisfy it and hope you find what you’re looking for.” I thought that was weird. No conversation, no hello, just right to the point. I didn’t know what to say so I said “sorry, but thanks for the compliment” and moved on.. weird. He definitely won’t be getting a piece of my ass. Lol.

[Sfmike64]

22 hours ago, cumdumpPHX said:

I’ve gotten rejected for all kinds of things and some of the stuff is really stupid and I find a lot of it is a problem with the other person and not me. One guy kind of rejected me for having a great bubble butt. He just hit me up and said “Damn you have an amazing ass but there’s no way I could satisfy it and hope you find what you’re looking for.” I thought that was weird. No conversation, no hello, just right to the point. I didn’t know what to say so I said “sorry, but thanks for the compliment” and moved on.. weird. He definitely won’t be getting a piece of my ass. Lol.

You do have a pretty spectacular booty there. Bet it looks great in a sling! 

[cumdumpPHX]

1 hour ago, Sfmike64 said:

You do have a pretty spectacular booty there. Bet it looks great in a sling! 

Thanks. I haven’t had any complaints and it’s great at milking loads out of dicks. 😜

just can never find enough to satisfy me. Lol.

[blackholeson]

7 hours ago, cumdumpPHX said:

Thanks. I haven’t had any complaints and it’s great at milking loads out of dicks. 😜

just can never find enough to satisfy me. Lol.

So...it turned out that guy was right, after all 😂

[Spider54]

1 hour ago, blackholeson said:

So...it turned out that guy was right, after all 😂

That’s my issue when I top I take way too long and don’t often successfully top, unless someone wants to flip 😆 

[cumdumpPHX]

1 hour ago, blackholeson said:

So...it turned out that guy was right, after all 😂

Naa.. I meant it’s hard to find tops in general these days. There’s just so many bottoms online… at least where I live.

[Spider54]

13 minutes ago, cumdumpPHX said:

Naa.. I meant it’s hard to find tops in general these days. There’s just so many bottoms online… at least where I live.

True! 

[Spider54]

@blackholesondisregard my comment earlier I completely spaced and responded to to wrong thing you were quoting. 

[BareBack35]

Where do u live GA is like top central I wish I could move where u are sounds like heaven to me 

[polyglutton]

When I was in Berkeley last Sept, a hot guy in the Mission District really wanted to have sex with me, and ordered me an uber to his place at 3am. Right when when I got to the door of the building where I needed him to buzz me in, he texted to ask if I party (the first mention of this), to which I responded that "I don't, but you can". He immediately blocked me and I was stranded with a low phone battery, little cash on me, with sketchy people around. 

Then a week later he hit me up from a new profile. I gave him a piece of my mind. 

[NWUSHorny]

6 hours ago, cumdumpPHX said:

Naa.. I meant it’s hard to find tops in general these days. There’s just so many bottoms online… at least where I live.

 

5 hours ago, BareBack35 said:

Where do u live GA is like top central I wish I could move where u are sounds like heaven to me 

You guys are lucky, I'm verse, but where I live it's mostly sides. They are absolutely convinced they have found the greatest ways in the world to have sex, and it does not include penetration or in many cases involve dick.

[Spider54]

5 hours ago, BareBack35 said:

Where do u live GA is like top central I wish I could move where u are sounds like heaven to me 

Used to live in central AL now live in central OK lol