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Palm Springs—September, 2021 Friday was another hot day, though not as blisteringly hot as my first week. I did some shopping and sightseeing around the city after a lazy morning out in the shade by the pool. I knew what I was doing tonight—I was fucking and fisting Jayce. Jayce had been to the Saturday night party. He had taken my dick in one of the slings. He was in whore mode that night, just like me. I waited my turn to get into him—watching two guys alternate on his ass. I slipped in after them. Jayce was good. I fucked some, then pissed his crack, licked him clean and fucked him harder. As I played with others, I saw any number of guys fuck him. He left early, but he must have liked what I did, for he left his contact info with my host. Jayce lived in walking distance—now that the sun had set. I took my eggheaded dildo and speculum and set off so I could get there on time… He answers the door, all but naked, in the briefest of swimming trunks. I walk into a courtyard. We go through a gate and go around the side of the house to the patio and pool. There is a sling, under a large umbrella that has little LED lights along the inside ribs to give us light. There is a table filled with lube. Another with a few dildos. Jayce is a great looking guy. He could be anywhere from 40 to 55. He has that Peter Pan look of so many well off gay men. He is around 5’7”, trim and gym built. His chest is covered in tight dark blonde curls. His hair is cut short. He is a sun worshipper and he is a lovely golden brown all over. He climbs into the sling, getting himself into the stirrups before I can help him. He grabs the bottle of J-lube, off the table to his side. “I mix it myself—but I use piss instead of water.” He wants me to squeeze some directly into him. A tray below the sling catches any overflow. I spend a few minutes working it deeper with my fingers. When he nods, I stand up and enter him. It’s a wonderfully slick hole now. I bang away at his prostate—making his eyes roll back into his head. My cock is feeling wonderful with all the wetness. I grab my eggehaeded dildo and slather it with J–lube. It takes a moment of concentration from Jayce—and then it slips right into place. He sighs. His eyes grow bigger as he sees me move to add my dick along the thin shaft of the toy. But he takes me. Easily. Eliciting another sigh and a “Well, fuck…” I fuck him this way for a bit, then pull out—just so I can have the pleasure of re-entering him again. I concentrate on how the underside of my cockhead slides along the ribs of the shaft. When I start to fuck again, it makes me moan in the back of my throat. Jayce loves the stretch and tells me so. This makes me fuck him harder. I pull out the toy and sink into him again. I fuck a few strokes before going to my knees and eating his puffy ass lips. “You are so good at that. I love your tongue.” This makes me eat him even longer as I lube my hands out of his sight line. I work the fingers of my left into him. I’m up to all four before I know it. I add the thumb. A gentle twist and I am in. “What size did you say your hands were?” he pants. “Medium.” I slowly rotate my fist in the other direction. “I can usually only take small handed guys.” I pull out, leaving the four fingers in him. I add the four from my right and do a lateral stretch. He sighs, and leans back blissfully, closing his eyes. Soon enough I have my right in him. Then I start alternating the hands. Slowly. Smoothly. Methodically. I stand up, leaving my hand in his butt. My hard cock slides down my left wrist and into his ass. My finger curl—and I slide between my thumb and index finger. Jayce’s eyes open. He looks up into the mirror. He groans. His free hand squeezes the pouch of his jock. But it is a tight fit. So I don’t linger. I pull out, apply more lube to my hand and wrist and begin an exploration for depth. Again, my left hand is swallowed up easily. Then, with my middle finger out and my hand cupped, I inch forward. I find the opening to the second hole. I slide forward a little more. His ass is welcoming every move I make. Jayce’s eyes are on the mirror. After my wrist disappears inside him he closes them. I work ever slower up into him. When I finally look down at my arm—I realize I have over five inches of it up him. That’s halfway to my elbow. Jayce opens his eyes. His ass tightens down on me with the visual of how deep I am in him. “I think…that’s it…” he breathes. I slowly slide it out. It’s only been an hour. Are we really done? Jayce must be able to read my face. “I only mean hand. You can fuck me as long as you want.” I grin. “I want your load,” he finishes. “Good and deep.” I wipe a little excess lube off the surrounding area of his hungry hole. My cock slips in the moment I drop the towel. I spend a good fifteen minutes going back and forth between fucking him hard and rimming him deep. I love the piss lube he has created—so much tastier than regular J-lube. Jayson groans. “You gonna knock me up?” His hand is all over the pouch of his jock. “I want your cum, man.” His ass is beginning to do a constant squeeze. Like on every stroke. It won’t be long now. I build it up, take one more taste of his hole, slide in and…“Fuck!” My voice is loud, filling the night air. I shudder and give him every drop I have. I don’t move. I look him in the eyes—and begin filling him with a massive piss load… The Original: From My Side of the Sling: Palm Springs: "You Gonna Knock Me Up?" (felchingpisser.blogspot.com) November 6, 2021

I was awakened by a grunt. I opened my eyes to see my Uncle Cliff standing naked in front of the sliding glass door to our room. Uncle Cliff was standing in front of the door, with the louvred blinds slightly open. The rising sun cast a series of shadows on Uncle Cliff’s naked frame, but most noticeable was his engorged cock, which seemed to be hard enough to pound nails. He seemed unaware of my having awakened, as his attention seemed to be focused on the someone, or someone’s outside our room. The sliding door was the primary entrance to our room and was the same for several other rooms around the pool area. From the sound of it the pool got little rest, as there seemed someone was splashing about or laughing well into the night. As I fell asleep the night before I was sure I was lulled by the rhythmic slapping and gentle moaning of someone being fucked. As curious as I was, I dared not stir from my bed, else I would incur the curiosity of my Uncle Cliff. As the dappled sunlight shone on his body, I marveled at how his muscles flexed and relaxed with his movements. He was definitely performing for someone, as he was enjoying teasing his audience with each gesture. He would run his hands up and down his body in slow, intentional motions. It seemed that his movements had been rehearsed, and perhaps they had. Maybe this was a routine he had practiced many times before, in many different rooms such as ours. One thing was certain, he was as turned on as anyone I had ever seen. His cock seemed huge…made even larger by the cock ring he wore. With each thrust of his hips towards the sliding door, it seemed to coax droplets of precum from the huge knob that dripped on the carpeted floor. When he would pulse his dick, causing it to bounce up and down as if on hydraulics. The occasional bead of precum would begin to slide over the top of his cock head towards his trimmed crotch. I had to marvel at his self-control, as his hands roamed all over his body, but he managed to avoid his crotch and never even went near his cock. I noticed that as I watched my uncle’s sensuous movements, the white boxers I wore began to resemble a tent, as my own cock had almost swelled to full attention. I gently guided the stiffening shaft through the gaping fly, but then opted to just slide them off completely, which I did in one quick movement. I had been locked on my uncle’s swollen member, but now my eyes moved down to my own hard prick. While I didn’t share the same girth as Uncle Cliff, mine did rival his in the length department. I reached beneath the sheet I had slept under that still covered my now naked body and clasped my hand tightly around the base of my rock-hard cock. As my grip on the shaft tightened, I noticed a significant spot of wetness began to spread over the sheet where the head of my cock was shrouded. I tossed the sheet aside as gently as I could so as not to attract Uncle Cliff’s attention. As the precum began to ooze from the head of my cock, it began to breach the confines of my fingers around my stiff shaft. I began to slowly stroke up and down on my cock, all the while never taking my eyes from my uncle. Uncle Cliff seemed to be lost in thought. I wondered once again if the thoughts were of other times he had teased and taunted someone in a similar fashion. Or was it his being totally immersed in the moment, driving his audience to a frenzy of lust for his thick meaty cock. This trip was the first that Uncle Cliff and I had taken since I came out to him. He says he had always known I was gay but was waiting for me to realize it as well. That realization had come in the final semester of my senior year of college, thanks to a handsome philosophy professors’ appreciation for my observations on Aristotle…not to mention my rock-hard ass. But that was a story for another time… Uncle Cliff taught me the discipline of exercise when I was quite young, and I had taken it to heart, spending quite a few hours honing my body at the gym. Despite my bookish nature, I had become a pretty hot stud with a rocking bod if I do say so myself. As I stroked my hard throbbing dick with my left hand, I tweaked the nipples of my well-formed mounds of muscled pecs, and ran my fingers into each crevice created by my six-pack abs. My butt cheeks flexed with each stroke, and I could tell that the sight of my ripped uncle, and my own self-love technique was going to send me over the edge to orgasm very soon. I tried to be as silent as possible, but as the first rope of cum spurted out of my cock, a stifled a rather high-pitched but still audible cry that came from somewhere deep in my throat. The second rope stream of warm goo hit me square in the middle of my forehead, and the shock caused yet another audible gasp. It was then that Uncle Cliff’s head quickly turned to the right, and he got to see the last few shots of my geyser like load shoot out of my hard cock like Old Faithful. He didn’t say a word when he saw me, he just smiled a broad smile. Almost simultaneously Uncle Cliff’s body just seemed to go rigid. His entire body began to shake slightly, and the flush in his cheeks spread over his entire body. Uncle Cliff bellowed loudly, and ropes of cum sprang forth from his granite-hard dick. While my five rope-like emissions would be considered impressive, Uncle Cliff’s 8 put him in a whole different category. Adding to the difficulty factor was the fact that his were coming from him completely hands free. One really had to wonder if getting older truly meant your libido began lagged. By my uncle’s performance, that answer was a resounding no. Once he regained his composure from his orgasm, he looked at me more intently, and his smile once again broadened. With a wink, I noticed his eyes surveying all my naked frame that he could, as this was the first time, he had seen me in a complete state of undress. I suddenly became very self-conscious and pulled the damp sheet up just enough to cover my waist. His smile never dimmed, but I was sure his eyes registered a more than slight disappointment that my show had been closed so abruptly. He turned towards the sliding door, took the rood that controlled the louvres, and cranked them until the streams of sunlight were extinguished. He then turned back to me and swallowed deeply before speaking. “Well good morning, “he said. “That’s one helluva way to start the day, wouldn’t you say nephew?” I struggled for something clever or witty or even seductive to say but couldn’t come up with anything. After all, this was the first time my Uncle Cliff and I had ever done anything like this, though the thought had crossed my mind from time to time. From the he was looking at me I figured he had also had some less than uncle-like thoughts about me as well. I suppose I could have made some remark along those lines, but all I could manage was a nod and mutter “Mm hmm.” Uncle Cliff chuckled and began to make his way to the bathroom. His still stiff cock bounced seemingly in slo-motion as he walked, and each move practically had me hypnotized. It also was causing my cock to stir once again from under the sheet. “Better get a move on,” he said reaching the bathroom door. “We have BIG plans today my boy! For today, you embrace what it means to truly be a gay man.” In that moment I didn’t fully grasp what uncle cliff meant by “plans,” but as he closed the bathroom door and turned on the shower, I laid back on my bed with my hands clasped behind my head and began to think of the possibilities. Whatever his plans for the day were, I hoped I was ready. Because the last thing I wanted to do was disappoint my Uncle Cliff.

Writing some post responses, I noticed I enjoyed describing my story, so decided to post a blog see if it’s something I like. To start with something that happened about 5 years ago (2016). I went on my weekly duty trip to Paris (CDG) airport and checked into my regular hotel. This hotel is also very popular with my coworkers as well and we usually have dinner together as a group in a mall nearby the airport (after basically spending >300 nights in the airport I’m quite fed up with the ‘local’ (hotel) restaurants). At some point, I was super horny and decided to look in my planetromeo app to see if there was anyone around. As that app is not very much used in that area didn’t expect much, but suddenly noticed a username that looked familiar. I’ve seen that username before when I looked in the app on my working location, so figured that was too much of a coincidence, it had to be one of my coworkers. I already knew another coworker that is active on the app, but he is openly gay. I started reading the description & preferences and noticed the guys was bisexual and was looking for discrete dates. The profile didn’t have any ‘useful’ pictures, apart from a dick pic (also showing his trousers and shoes). The profile told me he is 10 years older than me, and to be honest, I don’t care too much about that. Generally, I’m dating to have sex, not to find relationships. If we have a ‘click’ and the communication feels relaxed and open I'm usually up for it. I decided to not contact the guys yet as I wanted to figure out who it was. A large portion of my (and my wife's) friend circle works at the same company I do. So I do want to be a bit careful. My wife knows I’m bisexual, but do not feel a need to let everyone else know, especially want to keep it from my family (let’s say they are rather ‘traditional’ towards gay/bisexual people). The next week we travelled to Paris again, I noticed the same user nearby at the departure gate in The Netherlands, so I immediately knew it was one of my coworkers. After our working day we checked in to our hotels and finally, in my room, I noticed that the guy again was online, and again close by. Four coworkers were in the same hotel and looking at his profile picture I was able to narrow it down to two candidates. The next day, after work, I checked the app again as one of the two candidates flew back home. And as expected the username became online again later in the night. I now had a very good idea who it was, and was able to confirm it was him after arriving back at Schiphol airport. Again he was online and at the same location. The weeks after that I started fantasizing having sex with the guy at work, to a point I just said ‘fuck it’. I already noticed he came online on planetromeo every time before the last meeting of the day, likely (like me) trying to see if he could hook-up before going home. I didn’t check it, but I was sure he went to the toilet to check his phone. So I decided to play on that. I made sure I would invite him at a time the building would be empty (which is usually the case on Friday after 17:00). I now also knew he would go online before the meeting, so my plan was set. The day arrived and there he was, like clockwork (told me he was also a horny guy like me) 10 minutes before the start of the meeting. I walked to the restroom and one of the two stalls was occupied. I send him a message saying ‘wanna hook-up’ and attached a pic of my dick and ass. Almost immediately I heard the notification sound from the occupied stall and thought ‘yes, I have you’. I started to pee in the urinal and now he knew someone was in the restroom. He replied relatively quick saying ‘yes I want to hook-up, I’m horny. I’ll be off from work in 30 minutes’ After I finished peeing my dick was hard instantly, thinking of what might happen. I took a picture of my dick with clearly his restroom stall in the background. Man what was I horny, and at this stage, it became difficult to think straight (happens sometimes when I get ‘too’ horny) and lost many inhibitions. I washed my hands and quickly walked out of the restroom, and after shutting the door I sent the picture to him with the message ‘‘I think your meeting will be over much sooner ;)’. Now he immediately knew that the guy he could hear peeing, was the same guy sending him messages. I hurried to the meeting room and waited for him there, purposely not replying to his messages asking where I was, and if I worked there. After a few minutes, he slowly walked into the meeting room (this is one of the more fancy meeting rooms, with a large lounge area attached to it). He had a big bulge in his pants and red cheeks, knowing I was the likely one sending the messages, but not allowing himself to act on it. His face clearly showed his question ‘is it you’, and I just winked to him. This seemed to puzzle him even more and he clearly didn’t know what to do. Because my inhibitions were already gone (probably also because I was fantasizing about this for such a while already) I just stood up, walked over to him and started kissing him. At no point, he hesitated or backed off. It took him ½ second to give in and passionately kiss back. He clearly wanted to fuck then and there, like me, but he was extremely reluctant suddenly and asked ‘Is it safe to do this here’, maybe we need to continue in the car or the (legal) cruising area nearby. I reassured him that I was sure nobody would be able to come in (the floor is automatically locked after 17:00, and i knew from experience nobody ever enters after that time). I eased him to the lounge area and I lowered to my knees to help him relax and pulled his pants down. A magnificent dick appeared and it was much bigger than I estimated from the pictures. I took his dick in my mouth and loved what I tasted, the precum was already oozing out and tasted his saltiness. I slowly pushing him on the sofa and continued sucking him, and after a few minutes, he blew his load in my mouth. And it was an impressive load, I hadn’t expected the large volume and accidentally almost chocked on it. A portion of his cum ran down my lips and on my chin. I could see he was still very horny and knew it wasn’t over yet, but what he did surprise me. He asked if I was ‘safe’ (little late to ask but oke) after which I responded I knew I was just tested and clear of everything. He pulled off his pants fully and cupped the cum from my face into his hands and started rubbing his cum on my hard dick. He just whispered ‘fuck me’ and he bent over on the couch and starting to finger his ass with his cum. I didn’t think twice and eased my dick into his hole, and slowly started to fuck. I kept it at a low pace, as he clearly had difficulty with it and I didn’t want to come within 10 seconds. After fucking him this way for about 10 minutes, we changed position to him sitting on top of me. He started to jerk off while riding me, and he came a second time in a few minutes and blew his second load over my body and managed to hit my face as well. (I wish I could cum as he does). Feeling him cum all over me also did the trick for me, I just exploded in his ass. He never stopped riding me, just slowed down, and I managed to stay hard. We continued at a slow pace for a while, but after my dick became a little less sensitive I started fucking him again doggy style. I noticed his dick was still impressively hard and I decided I wanted to be fucked now. I pulled my dick out of his ass and went on all fours, making it clear what I wanted. He didn’t hesitate for a minute and pushed his cum covered dick in my ass. He fucked me for quite some time (he did come two times already) and after about 15 minutes or so he indicated he was going to come. He wanted to pull out before he came, but I grabbed his legs and pulled him against me, ensuring he would blow his load in my ass. We both just fell on the floor of exhaustion, covered in sweat and cum. My dick was still hard, and after some time he just started sucking me and I was so horny still because of the whole situation that I came after only a few minutes. We had a passionate kiss with me cum still in his mouth. After 1 hour laying there, talking about how I figured it out, and talking about our bisexuality. We figured we are a good match, with similar relationship situation, experiences and fantasies. From that moment on we considered each other fuckbuddies and had many many adventures together, especially the moments we were in Paris for work. But that’s another story, ranging from having sex in public to having group sex in the hotel to having sex at work sitting in meetings with cum-filled mouths and asses.

I am a cumdump. That is the most basic fact about me. That and I love to let complete strangers breed me. I go to bathhouses and get hotel rooms with the intent to be face down ass up, in a private room but leaving the door open so anyone can fuck me. I love to drink piss right from the tap, lying on a stranger's mattress as his cock overflows my mouth. I love to drive around, looking for more loads as my hole leaks a little. I love advertising my asshole on apps and websites for anyone who wants to breed it. But i need to do more. I need to become the filthiest, sluttiest pig i can be. Next year I want to: Take at least 100 loads. Rim 100 different assholes Set the tone for the new year and take loads from strangers on New Years Day. Goal: 5 Find someone to regularly whore me out. Go to Club Philly with a hole full of loads I got in my hotel room. Drink piss regularly Get bred by multiple strangers in a sling Be the center of a bukkake

So stressed from tornado damage here (my house done for and car also) and in real need of a good hard POZ FUCKING OF MY HOLE and a good gangbang of all poz woud be really great. Have a nice park to do it at too.