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I took the question literally: "What is the most cum you have swallowed?", not "What is the most number of cocks you have sucked". To go along with the crowd...not usual for me... I have sucked 5 cocks off and swallowed their loads in one day. But as far as How much CUM... I saved all my loads from jacking to porn for a boring winter and kept adding it all to the same covered glass that I then put back into the freezer for the next load. This went on all winter, probably 70 loads. All the hot, gooey cock cream spurted on top of the preceding, now frozen load. As it froze it created swirls of iridescent perl and globs of thick white strands. Once I got to the top of the 12-ounce glass I decided it was time. So, with a 24-ounce mug of cold Scotch Ale I let the glass of cock cream slowly defrost in a pot of warm water. Checking every few minutes and replacing the warm bath as need it too almost 2 hours to completely warm back up to body temperature. By this time, I was on my second Ale had a good buzz so there was no stopping now. Just in case I handled drink all that sperm like most of the Japanese porn girls did drinking their hug pitchers, I went to the bathroom. Positioned near the toilet I decided this was even better as I could watch myself in the mirror as I drank my 70 loads of sperm. I basically sipped and gulped my way down to half a glass before I had to burp. No problem, so I continued taking small gulps of the creamy cock juice into my mouth. I even grinned at my reflection and showed several mouthfuls to myself, swirling my tongue around it the warm goo. I will have to admit that frozen cum does NOT taste as good as fresh. It tends to separate into white strands and a lot of thin, watery mix. About as expected given its components. I took down every drop and would do it again, but I would really like to try like the Japanese porn girls, to drink down a small pitcher, then maybe a large one.. but it has to be fresh. So where do I get 200 horny guys to suck hard until they are ready to cum, then jack them into the pitcher? One can only dream....

I was 16, he was 17. He was a popular local kid who had a small low power radio station in his garage. WE spent the hot afternoon going thru his two room stacks of 45s and 78s..yeah that far back in time LOL. He invited me to stay for dinner and then a sleep over. It was warm at night some slept out of the covers and just in our white briefs. About an hour after we went to bed, I felt his hand brush my naked thigh. I thought he was just turning, being used to having the whole bed to himself. I ignored it and continued my fantasy dream of kissing my girlfriends' tits. A few minutes later I felt his hand slide over my thigh and onto my lower belly. I froze. I didn't want to embarrass him by waking him and telling him to get his hand off of me, so I pretended to be asleep A few more minutes and his hand had slid down to rest on my now swelling cock. Now I was curious about how far he would go so I just laid there "asleep". Soon his fingers were tracing the outline of my young cock, and I had a hard time not making any noise. My cock grew with every stroke, even thru my undies, so soon he was sliding his fingers under the band of my shorts and gripping my throbbing cock. He paused for a minute as he just held my throbbing cock.. listening to my breathing, then he used his hand to slowly inch down my undies one side at a time until my pulsing cock popped free. I lay there frozen until I felt his hot breath on mt swollen cockhead.. a pause then that incredible feel of his warm, wet lips engulfing my cockhead. I almost came right then.. but managed to hold still and silent. He went to work. Gulping my near exploding cock down one inch at a time until he had swallowed every young inch. Slowly up and down my thin shaft he sucked me. His mouth felt like warm, wet velvet. He knew I was close as I could not help flexing my hips and thrusting my small cock in and out of his cocksucking mouth. I started to breath hard and make mewling noises so I had to cover what was about to happen. I started to whisper my girlfriends name like I was dreaming of her sucking me. He quickened his pace and after a few more all the way down sucks I exploded in his mouth. He took every spurt, every drop as my cock spurted and pumped his mouth. As I relaxed and lay back he continued to very gently suck and lick my shriveling cock to get every drop. I wanted so much to lean over an kiss him and then slide down and suck his cock too, but I was still frozen, barely accepting what had just happened. This happened several more times that summer. Finally I confessed that I knew he had sucked me. He told me he knew! Slightly embarrassed at my fake ploy at sleep I sucked his cock. Bigger than mine and swallowed his load. Not even but it was a start!

yes, you have to be careful. I usually use warm water to flush clear, then dilute my warm beer enema to 50/50 for first couple of quart fills. Hold a bit.. until you feel the buzz start. With wine you have to start 30/70 (wine/water) and slowly work up. If not careful.. and planned.. you can get alcohol poisoning easily sine the alcohol is being absorbed directly into bloodstream by large intestines and colon. It is a fun, quick and cheap way to get a buzz and enjoy a tasty ass. BUT.. you have to be careful and know what you are doing.

Love enemas now! I had a girlfriend many, many years ago who got me into anal. She would come over on a Friday afterwork and stay all weekend. We would take a nice warm shower, then I would shave her pussy all smooth. She would take her 2 quart red enema bag and take some time to give us both a full bag of warm water to hold. She would flush us anywhere from 1 to 3 flushes until we flowed clear. Then we would enjoy deep anal play all night. After a while we switched to a water flush first, then a warm, flat beer enema. Gives you a fast buzz and a tasty ass! I loved eating out her cunt and then tongue fucking her beer ass.

I usually wait until I have milked his last spurt. I like to swirl his hot, gooey cock cream around in my mouth. It does depend on how much sperm he shoots. Sometimes I have to swallow so I don't lose a drop. I do like to snowball and exchange his load back and forth a time or two before I finally swallow what's left. I love the feel and taste of his cream as he shoots and want to savor all the feelings of his pulsing cock and his warm cream. I would really love to be watched drinking a whole glass of warm sperm.