I'm a total piss bottom and I have many powerful fantasies that go beyond the usual. My favourites are pretty basic: being the urinal at a piss party or drinking off a hot black dude who wakes up hard in the morning and doesn't want to get out of bed to find relief. But I also have a wonderful fantasy where I'm out on a date with a beautiful, charming top who is dressed elegantly in a tuxedo and drinking champagne and he secretly works out a deal with the bartender so that every time I order a drink I get served from a hidden vault of piss that my date has left behind the bar. I love the idea of smiling and chatting openly with people while holding a martini glass filled with piss that's been spiked with booze. People ask me what I'm drinking and I just smile or say it's a family recipe.
What would you recommend my fellow piss lovers as the best recipe for such a drink? Of course I wouldn't want to mask the natural piss flavour, so maybe just adding vodka is the best way to go. I'm hoping for some creative ideas.